MMEDDP Codex

The Dramatis personae of the MMEDDP series.

Mega Mega Extreme Doki Doki Panik Party

Note: Despite being members of Vorpal's cabinet, not all of the following are members of the MMEDDP Party. These are listed in the order of succession.

President

• Vorpal
• Debut: MMEDDP
• Party: MMEDDP

Founder of the Mega Mega Extreme Doki Doki Panik Party and the 43rd President of the United States, having won out against both Democratic candidate Algore and Republican candidate Dubya back in the 2000 election. Despite numerous blunders in office, Vorpal was re-elected in 2004 and promptly went insane(er?).

Vice President

• Ditto McCloaker

Speaker of the House

• Masamune
• Debut: MMEDDP
• Party: Birdocrats

Masamune ran in the 2000 election on the Birdocrat platform, largely using bullying and his trust fund to implant bombs inside of every American. A golden DK tie secured himself as the Speaker of the House, though like Murasame he spends more time trying to take control of the country.

President Pro Tempore

• Murasame
• Debut: MMEDDP
• Party: Reptilican

Former adversary of the party and self-declared Reptilican. Somehow he became the highest ranking member of the Senate and thus is third in line for the succession to presidency. Despite his position, he's more interested in overthrowing the establishment.

Secretary of State

• Tom Bodett
• Debut: MMEDDP
• Party: ???

Tom Bodett doesn't do a whole lot except act as the official MMEDDP narrator. For that reason, most people tend to forget he's around.

Secretary of the Treasury

• Magikoopa
• Debut: MMEDDP2
• Party: MMEDDP

A former Team Rocket operative now in control of the US Treasury. He regularly dips into the country's money to pursue his own interests, but he's one of the very few members actually loyal to the administration.

Secretary of Defense

• Samuel C. Flutter
• Debut: MMEDDP
• Party: MMEDDP

Originally working for Nader, Flutter later set his sights on helping Vorpal win the election. Due to his apparent military experience (which most question), he was made the Secretary of Defense. He's rarely competent at the job, but he's loyal to the party.

Attorney General

• Mr. Predict

Secretary of the Interior

• Yoshiman

Secretary of Agriculture

• Former: DVGBC
• Current: Slort Goomboy

Secretary of Commerce

• Former: Kirbyboy

Secretary of Labor

• Former: Nazz

Secretary of Health and Human Services

• Fuzzball

Secretary of Housing and Urban Development

• Wrange Tirk

Secretary of Transportation

• Former: Linkman
• Current: James A. Trafican't

Secretary of Energy

• Parasol Waddle "PW" Deeson

Secretary of Education

• Dodo
• Debut: MMEDDP
• Party: Birdocrats

Formerly ran as Masamune's running mate in the 2000 election. Despite belonging to a rival party and supporting them in previous elections, Dodo is one of the few cabinet members to really take his position seriously and has made great efforts to increase education. Whether or not they have succeeded is a matter of debate. His "No Child Left Behind" bill was struck down in Congress when he inadvertently left an entire Kindergarten class alone on a White House tour in order to try out some new bird seed he found.

Secretary of Veterans Affairs

• Former: Mr. Fred Rogers

Secretary of Homeland Security

• Former: Luiigii of the Pipes
• Debut: MMEDDP3
• Party: Bull Goomba

Was temporary vice president before being appointed as Secretary of Homeland Security. After nearly dying on 9/11, he was rebuilt with Inspector Gadget abilities. No doubt to being the last in succession, he tried to run against Vorpal in 2004 and was fired.

• Former: SteveT
• Debut: MMEDDP3
• Party: Bull Goomba

The Former High Grande General that worked under Luiigii. After he was fired, SteveT took over as Secretary of Homeland Security. After being sent to Indonesia to deal with the hungry children and forgotten about, he was replaced.

• Former: Kester
• Debut: MMEDDP6
• Party: ??

Despite being a conspiracy theorist that was paranoid about everything, he was made the new Secretary of Homeland Security, largely to keep everyone else busy. After helping to find Elvis, he disappeared with a pair of Groucho Glasses.

• Current: SteveT
• Debut: MMEDDP3
• Party: Bull Goomba

After being called back from Indonesia to beat Thrakun in a log-throwing contest, he resumed his old post.

Press Secretary

• Weird Al Yankovich

Agency Directors/Members

CIA

• Head: Director
• Members:

FBI

• Head:kester
• Members:

KGB

• Head:
• Members: Komrade Eggloden