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Author: Lemonjello Setzer[edit]
GORE suddenly had a hallucination that he John Lennon two seconds before his death.
Then the story carried on as normal.
TBC
Author: Yami[edit]
*Yami Yoshi, Legion, That Guy, and ??? run into the Storage Room of the Apocalypse; the Kradian soldiers in hot pursuit. Rows and rows of boxes, crates, and barrels lie scattered across the room*
Yami Yoshi: Everyone find a hiding place!
*The OGers conceal themselves amongst the stockpile just as a Kradian soldiers enter the room. The Kradians resemble humans who have suffered one too many third degree burns, with the addition of razor sharp claws, a pair of horns, and a pointy tail. Each Kradian is equipped with a machine gun strapped to their shoulders*
Kradian 1: FIND THEM!
*The Kradian soldiers split up, looking under crates, inside barrels, and behind boxes, searching for the OGers*
Yami Yoshi: They’re coming this way…I better move…
*Yami Yoshi spins around and his tail knocks over a pile of boxes*
Yami Yoshi: Crap!
Kradian 1: There he is! Get your Laser Machine Guns ready!
*The Kradians aim their machine guns at Yami Yoshi and fire an onslaught of flaming lasers at him*
Yami Yoshi: Egg Shield!
*A translucent Yoshi Egg surrounds Yami Yoshi and dissipates the incoming lasers*
Kradian 2: I’m gonna tear you a new egg hole, lizard!
*The Kradian springs into the air with his tail and extends his claws towards Yami Yoshi. Yami Yoshi Spin Jumps into the air and whaps the Kradian in the face with his tail several times before he hits the ground*
Kradian 1: READY? AIM! FIRE!
Yami Yoshi: Not again…
*Yami Yoshi dives behind a row of boxes as laserfire blazes above him*
Yami Yoshi: Dark Egg!
*Yami Yoshi hurls a Dark Egg at the Kradian soldiers. The egg grenade explodes and sends several Kradians airborne, flailing their arms lifelessly through the air like rag dolls*
Yami Yoshi: Take that!
*Yami Yoshi turns around…right into barrel of another Kradian’s machine gun*
Kradian 3: See you in hell, lizard!
BLAM!
*The Kradian’s machine gun clatters to the floor as he collapses with a red bullet hole through his head*
Yami Yoshi: What the?!
Legion: *holding a smoking pistol* Yami Yoshi! Are you all right?
Yami Yoshi: Yeah, thanks a lot Legion.
Legion: No problem. I’m a war veteran. This is nothing compared to what my battalion has faced in the past…stay down. I’m going to eliminate the remainder of this lot!
*Legion picks up the dead Kradian’s machine gun and mows down a row of Kradian soldiers, the lasers ripping their bodies to pieces*
Kradian 4: *into a walkie-talkie* Hades! We need backup! Backup!
Legion: Oh…hell…no…
*Legion fires his pistol at the Kradian. The bullet shatters the walkie-talkie and wedges itself into the Kradian’s neck. The Kradian chokes and coughs up a mouthful of blood before his head droops over.*
Legion: Damn…reinforcements are coming…things are gonna get uglier…
To Be Continued…
Author: GORE-ILLA[edit]
*GORE and SSG continue foting downwards hanging from the cloud while simultaneously dodging the Herpie rays.*
SSG: We can't keep this up much longer!
GORE: Unless...
*GORE quickly pulls out a stapler which he uses to staple a glove to a refrigerator.*
GORE: SSG, let go of the cloud!
SSG: ...Okay....
*SSG lets go and he and GORE land on the fridge, which immediately flies across the Indian Ocean. Zoom out to reveal that two figures are watching their progress on a montor embedded in a pair of tbe socks.*
Tim Wogan: They approach like the Amazing Chimpanzee Brothers of Italy! What is our next course of action?
Wim Togan: We shall increase randomness productivity by 150% and then lower it by 200%! HUAHUAHUAHUAHAUHAUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHUAHAUHAUHAAA!!11
Author: Lemonjello Setzer[edit]
Suddenly Lemonjello and Great Luigi appear.
LJ: It appears that your adventure has come to and end according to the script.
GORE: Sorry but I am going to win.
LJ: You are powerful but I am more powerful and I will win this fight hahahahaha.
GL: No Lemonjello this is my fight as I must have vengeance and I will destroy Gore and I will fight him and win because I am even more powerful hahahahaha.
Great Luigi took out a kitchen knife from his pocket and stabs Gore in the leg and Gore falls down and he cannot win because his leg hurts so he cannot walk and Great Luigi wins this fight and Great Luigi steals Gore's sword hahahahaha gl is going to win.
TBC
Author: Yami[edit]
Legion: Here they come!
*Legion aims his Laser Machine Gun at the Storage Room door and fires as the Kradian soldiers enter the room*
Kradian 5: USE YOUR LASER SHIELDS!
*The Kradian soldiers pull out holographic shields (similar to the Jackals’ energy shields in Halo) and repel the laserfire back at Legion*
Legion: Duck!
*Legion and Yami Yoshi duck behind their barricade of boxes as Legion’s laserfire is deflected back towards them*
Legion: Damn…they have shields now…we can’t use their own lasers against them…
Kradian 5: Everyone! Let’s move in!
*The Kradian soldiers block both ends of Yami Yoshi and Legion’s row, holding their Laser Machine Guns with one hand and their Laser Shields with another*
Kradian 6: Surrender you fools, or we’ll murder you both on the spot.
*Legion drops his pistol and pulls out his sword, a slender piece of work engraved with millions on tiny runes*
Kradian 7: Ha ha ha! You think that puny stick will stop 1000 laser beams from ripping apart your body?
Legion: We’ll find out soon enough, won’t we? HIYA!
To Be Continued...
Author: Golem[edit]
~Elsewhere...~
Dark Jim: ~emerging from shadows~ Whatever happened to killing me?
Akujin: ~sitting in meditative position~ There you are! You must wait... I need to keep an eye on this planet's fate.
Two forces, known as Wogan and Togan, though embarrassingly weak, stand on the verge of unknowingly destroying the very power I seek in this planet. If the power meets such a fate, Earth will be nothing more than space dust.
Dark Jim: And the OGers will take care of it for you... But you still have the OGers coming after you!
Akujin: They have sent part of themselves down to take care of the Ogans. The OGers only completely work as a team.
~chuckle~ Now what was that theory you had about my weakness...? Hmmm, or maybe that should be saved for later. For the rest of your existence, I'll be the only being to comprehend anything you say.
Dark Jim: What are you talking about?!
And besides... you've lost your touch. Jimtro and Brooser are gone.
Author: Greatluigi[edit]
Great Luigi beats GORE down to the floor with a blunt training sword and a friyng pan filled with bacon grease.
Great Luigi: ahahahahahhahhahaha this fight is mine.
GORE: noooooooooooo
YY: how can this be
Lemon Jello: ahahahahahhahaha
GORE tries to smack Great Luigi off him, but broke his puppet hand on Great Luigi's frying pan. oh no, there is no way that great luigi cannot win
Author: Lemonjello Setzer[edit]
Suddenly Somewhat Dark But Not Too Dark Jim (or Gray Jim for the sake of brevity appears)
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Gray Jim: Hahahaha! You cannot defeat me! I shall save GORE and his boring OG from the clutches of Roger Moore!
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Roger Moore: You're more clever than I thought, Gray Jim! But you cannot defeat me!
Gray Jim: We shall see about that! *Gray Jim kicks Roger Moore in the shin, killing him instantly*
Gore: Ye gods! You killed Roger Moore! He was on our side!
Suddenly the Beatles bust down the door and slide tackle Gore.
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The Beatles: Hey hey we're the Beatles.
Monkees: That's our line, *****es!
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The Beatles cast Fire 3, causing the Monkees to explode.
Richard Hatch: You bastards killed the Monkees! You'll have to quest to Tokyo to catch me! *Richard Hatch jumps in the Popemobile and drives away to Tokyo*
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Tellah: Beatles, you must quest to Tokyo to capture Richard Hatch for world peace before he enslaves New England!
John: But he already has!
Tellah: YOU SPOONY BARD.
Suddenly a middle aged Japanese woman appears
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and chases the Beatles to Toyko
TBC
Author: GORE-ILLA[edit]
*GORE watches the Beatles retreat to Tokyo.*
GORE: At least they're out of the way for a while, now where was I? Oh yeah, getting inevitably crushed by Great Luigi.
*While GORE is busy talking rto himself, GL smacks GORE ten feet into the air with just one swing from an air conditioner. GL then rides it above GORE and smacks him back to Earth with an X-Box. GL then lands next to GORE and aims the Devil's Sceoter at his head.*
GL: Now to put an end to all the trouble you've given TWIFATIT... mongoose style!
GORE: (looks at SSG) A little help here?
SSG: Uh...
GL: Now I will stay in this position for a certain amount of time, which is coincidentally the smae amount of time it would take for someone like SSG to retrieve the Seven Rings of Power from Howard Stern's Basement and use them to defeat me in some cliche manner before I can kill you, which is unlikely to happen unless he overheard what I just said which likely happned.
LemonJello: Sir, the shy guy is heading towards Howard Styern's mansion!
GreatLuigi: Stop him with some seemingly powerful yet ultimately useless cliche henchman!
Ashton Kutcher: I'm on it!
Author: Lemonjello Setzer[edit]
Ashton Kutcher uses tail whip, which blows up the shy guy and causes Gore and SSG to suffer from third degree burns.
Author: Greatluigi[edit]
Great Luigi drops an anvil on GORE's head, killing him instantly while stealing the 7 Rings of Power and putting them on in Pimp fashion.
Author: GORE-ILLA[edit]
SSG: This isn't looking good.
GORE: Yeah, he killed me!
SSG: Then how are you still alive?
GORE: I don't care. Now listen, I'll distract him while you go across the street from Howard Stern's house to Leonardo Decaprio's house, where you can get the OTHER 7-
SSG: No thank you, we're just making our enemies stronger!
*GORE and SSG have no more time for conversation as Ashton Kutcher falls from the sky and dropkicks GORE, who catches Kuther at his ankel and then spins him around, but Kuther manages to kick himself free and gets into a martial arts position. Kutcher and GORE then exchange gayass slaps until a meteor falls from the sky and crushes them both.*
GL: Well that ends that.
*Some ooze leaks out from beneath the meteor and reforms into Ashton Kutcher.*
Ashton Kuther: Chaos data copied.
LemonJello: Stop that. And while you're at it, stop the Seargent Shy Guy who's escaping on that refrigerator.
*SSG is riding the fridge hopefully to safety, but Ashton Kutcher appears before him and tears the glove off of the fridge. The fridge immediately loses power and falls into the Arctic Ocean with SSg still hanging from it.*
Ashton Kutcher: Seargent Shy Guy's death assumed. Returning to base. (flies away)
Author: Greatluigi[edit]
GL: In the long run, I win anyway.
GL picks up the other 7 Power Rings from under the meteor and puts them on his toes. GL then blows up the OG universe with his insane godmoding power and wins the game with 90000+ extra points.
Author: Introbulus[edit]
Meanwhile...
Phil: *Devouring a roast duck* Mmmm...not bad...not bad at all...wait, what was I supposed to be doing?
*...Right...anyway, back with Jimtrobulus and Brooser...*
Brooser: Are you sure we need those two? I mean, not to be a bigist but...they suck!
Jimtrobulus: Yeah yeah...they kinda do...and I think Fusion might be a bad guy now...ever since he started going all "hyper super duper golden Fusion", and while I'm not so sure about BSD, I think he's a spammer.
Brooser: <.< and we need these guys...why?
Jimtrobulus: Not really...I just like to keep tabs on old pals.
Brooser: Gee...how thoughtful...
*Jimtrobulus and Brooser, after a long walk...through...space...<.<...eventually wind up at the front gate of Fusion's mansion*
Jimtrobulus: Ahhh...I remember...you know...this form is kinda annying after awhile...I think I'm gonna just de-fuse for now...
*Jimtrobulus performs a fissure to become Introbulus and Jim*
Introbulus: I never get tired of that...
Jim: I ALWAYS get tired of that.
Fusion: Tired of what?
Brooser: Shhh! We're not supposed to see you until we sneak into your house and smack you upside the head with this 2X4!
*Brooser holds up a sturdy wooden plank with the words "For kidnapping people named Fusion" written in black marker, spelt with four "p"s.*
Fusion: V_V That's supposed to knock me out?
*Fusion takes the peice of wood and rips it in half*
Introbulus: No, that was just to get your attention...
*Introbulus hits Fusion upside the head with a truck*
Introbulus: THAT was meant to knock you out.
Fusion: ...It didn't work...
Introbulus: Oh...well uhhhh...I'll do it again!
*TWACK!*
Fusion: X_X That worked! *Falls to the ground*
Brooser: A'wight! That's one former OGer down...Jim, you're our hostage bag.
Jim: *Sigh...* I always get tired of this, too...*stuffs Fusion into his eternal space pocket*