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Author: GORE-ILLA[edit]
*King Senso enters the war room, where he meets with Daioshogun and other officials.*
Daio: Lord Senso! The Kradians= are bombing all of Sparta!
Senso: Get every available man out there to fight!
Daio: Including the new men?
Senso: I don't think so! We know little about them. They were very anxious to meet with the Kradians- too anxious- and after the tips from that Lupus fellow, they MUST be Kradian spies- so I've been stalling them in the dining room. Now head out there, Daio, and make me proud! Keep my castle safe! at any cost!
Daio: Yes sir!
*Daio rockets away via his boot jets. The other military officers grab arms and run off following Daio. Senso turns ans heads back to the dining room.*
Senso: I can't take any chances. Spies are every- DAMMIT!
*The dining room is empty; the OGers are gone.*
*Back in the MPVP's underground meeting cavern.*
Akujin: So still no sign of Chaos or Sephnity?
Shade: We questioned his apprentices, Night and Erebus, but they had no info!
*A female and male human stand at his side, both with black hair, eyes and bodysuits; they are Night and Erebus, respectively.*
Akujin: Very well, then! Continue the search! We cannot start this meeting without the complete remaining council!
*Elsewhere, the OGers are sneaking through the castle's halls with the wounded Yami Yoshi.*
Yami Yoshi: Okay, okay, I think I can temporarily move now, thank you!
GORE: (looks out window) Hey, up there with the Hefighters... is that... the Flying Monkey II?
*The Anti-OG Six hide in the rafters above and whisper.*
Lupus: Okay, who do we pick off first?
MON-KILL: GORE! GORE!
Chaos: We don't have any cheese on us, and he'll go down too noisy! We need to strike someone smaller, someone they won't even notice is gone...
Sephnity: Like SwordMaster?
Chaos: Excellant thinking! Haven't heard a plan this great since our plan to trick Senso into thinking the OGers are really Kradian spies, and that we are Militia's allies!
Koopa: And since Team Monkey and GreatLuigi are piloting the Flying Monkey II against the Kradian fighters, they'll definately think we're on their side while we dispose of the "spies"!
*Tbey all erupt in maniacal laughter.*
GORE: I thought I just heard something. ...Nah, it was just gas.
*The OGers crawl away, but MON-KILL grabs SwordMaster from behind and pulls him away from the group. the rest of the Anti-OGers leap down and pummel him.*
Author: Golem[edit]
~That Guy hears a whoosh and a small addition of weight in his Bag o' Random Crap. He feels around in it, and produces the OG Blade.~
That Guy: Hey, Swordmaster... ~turns around to look to Swordmaster, only to find he isn't there~ What the...?
~Everyone else looks behind them, noting the abscense of Swordmaster.~
Legion: Look!
~Legion points up to the metal rafters, where the Anti-OG Six hold a badly injured Swordmaster. Everyone looks up just as Chaos brings down his foot as hard as he can on the rafter on which he stands, causing a six-inch dent and a great noise, after which all of the Anti-OG Six hop down, leaving Swordmaster on a lone rafter.~
Legion: Are you nuts? The whole place could fall to pieces if you keep that up!
Lupus: Oh, I'm pretty sure that one metal rafter did it. I have the blueprints for this place, I'd know. Ski lift's out again!
Chaos: And it's your fault that the place fell down. Not to mention that loud noise just called all of the guards in the castle!
Koopa: Squeee! ^___^ Erm, I mean...
GORE: You can't frame us, we helped them win a major battle!
Lupus: WRONG again! Check out these Anti-OGer placards we've been passing out!
Author: GORE-ILLA[edit]
*And so, each of the OGers is holding a sign that reads, "We are the Anti-OGers".*
GORE: Hey!
Yami Yoshi: That's it! Time for some elaborate fighting!
Lupus: Bring it on!
Koopa: (whispers into Lupus's ear) Sir, I believe the point of this ploy was NOT to take on all the OGers at once.
Lupus: ...Anti-OGers, retreat!
*So the Anti-OG Six speed down the hallway with the OGers in hot pursuit. But MON-KILL quickly turns around and lunges at GORE-ILLA. Thw two begin wrestling as the rest of the OGers pass them. Then Legion pulls out his sword and uses it to spring ahead, tackling Chaos to the ground. ??? pulls the OG Blade out of his Bag o' Random Crap and tosses it at the Anti-OGers. It trips Koopa, who drops SwordMaster, who grabs the OG Blade. But just as SwordMaster prepares to attack Koopa, he is knocked out from behind by Sephnity's skateboard. During this time ??? and That Guy have gitten to the group and both attack Sephnity.*
Sephnity: Beam of Peer Pressure, nigga!
*Sephnity looks ??? in the eye, brainwashing him instantly. ??? turns on That Guy.*
???: Yo, no one messes wit my brotha and lives to rap about it! You got beef?
*??? slaps That Guy upside the head with the Bag O' Random Crap. Sephnity pulls out his chain and joins in, whipping That Guy with it. they both jump him and beat him repeatedly. While they're fighting, SwordMaster wakes up and draws his sword, but he's knocked out again when Chaos is sent flying and crushes him against a wall.*
Legion: What a joke! Immortality's all you got!
Chaos: Nobody speaks to Lord Chaos of the Games before! My wrath is unimaginably destructive!
*Chaos gets up and lunges at Legion again, but Legion simply tackles him so he falls out a window. SwordMaster gets up stumbles around dizzily until he passes out beneath the rafters where GORE and MON-KILL are fighting.*
MON-KILL: No escape now!
*MON-KILL lunges at GORE, but GORE stumbles overbackwards and riases his legs, kicking MON-KILL in the chest as he flies over him. MON-KILL is sent flying through the ceiling. Then the rafter GORE is setting on snaps from the strain, and GORE lands on the ground with a thud taht awakens SwordMaster. SM continues his drunken stumbling until he sees Koopa and SSG locked in combat.*
SSG: That's it, let's get it on!
Koopa: Eat this, shyster!
*SSG and Koopa begin sissyslapping echa other as SwordMaster runs into a wall and passes out.*
Lupus: Ooh, what have we here?
Dark Jim: Our victim! I'm sure we can kill him ourselves, right?
Voices: Stop right there!
*Lupus and Dark Jim turn around and see themselves facing Yami Yoshi and AaronGuy.*
Author: Golem[edit]
GORE: Guys, you might want to--
Uniformed guard 1: Cease movement! Yami Yoshi's gang is under arrest!
~AaronGuy's arm latches onto Yami Yoshi before he can react.~
Yami: ~turns to AaronGuy~ Hey!!
Legion: Aaron's still in space!
~Fifteen other uniformed guards storm the room. Five of them swarm AaronGuy and Yami Yoshi while the others try to make their escape. GORE looks back as he runs to see where Yami is, but cannot tell where he is. He can't see Swordmaster, either.~
GORE: Guys, stop, we lost Yami and Swordmaster! (Gah, if only we had Introbulus...!)
Legion: We're in a lose-lose situation, GORE! Don't stop running!
~GORE, somewhat predictably, turns back and starts punching his way through the growing number of guards. MON-KILL lunges at GORE while the other five Anti-OGers chase after the remaining OGers through the hallway.~
SSG: Where are we going?!
Legion: To the Dai Ship! That Guy, think you can get us some parachutes?
That Guy: ~digging around in Bag o' Random Crap~ Yep, I got four, one for each of us!
Legion: Good! Toss 'em to us! Everyone put 'em on and jump out the nearest window!
Author: Yami[edit]
Meanwhile in Sparta…
*The citizens of Sparta scamper helplessly through the streets carrying food, clothing, old family photographs, screaming children, and anything else they were able to excavate from their homes before their mud dwellings were blown up*
Meanwhile…
*Diablo yawns as he destroys another squadron of Hefighters with his Skull Fighter’s laser blaster*
Diablo: Hmph…this is becoming quite tiresome…my claws thirst for the taste of BLOOD…
*Diablo lands his Skull Fighter in the city square in front of a golden statue of King Senso. Four Militian Soldiers surround the statue, each one armed with a machine gun*
Militian Soldier 1: It’s the general! Kill him!
Diablo: *to his claws* It’s your feeding time, my children…
*Diablo unfastens his seatbelt, opens the cockpit hatch, and climbs out of his Skull Fighter*
Militian Solider 2: Huh? What is he doing?
Militian Soldier 3: He’s climbing out of his ship!
Militian Solider 4: Maybe he’s surrendering?
Militian Soldier 1: It’s a trap! FIRE!!
*All four soldiers fire their machine guns at Diablo*
Diablo: Claw Shield!
*Diablo extends his two claws and shields himself from the barrage of bullets. As the gunfire ceases, Diablo lowers his claws and the Militian Soldiers’ jaws drop, completely aghast*
Militian Soldier 1: W-what the hell are you?!
Diablo: I am General Gato Diablo III. And you’re all going to die. Claw Kabob!
*Diablo points his right claw at the first Militian Soldier and extends it, skewering the soldier through the chest*
Militian Soldier 1: AAAAHHHH!!
*The soldier screams as the five metal swords tear through his body. Eventually, the screaming ceases and the soldier’s body falls limp*
Militian Soldier 3: Lieutenant!
Militian Soldier 2: *pulls out a pistol* Deflect this!
*Using his right claw as a shield, Diablo deflects the incoming bullets and extends his left claw into the soldier’s stomach. Then, Diablo thrusts his arm upwards and rips the soldier in half*
Militian Soldier 3: Oh, ****…
Militian Soldier 4: Retreat!
*The third and fourth soldiers drop their weapons and sprint away*
Diablo: Double Claw Kabob!
*Diablo extends his two claws and skewers both soldiers simultaneously*
Diablo: *to his claws* How does that taste, my children? Good? Don’t worry, there’ll be plenty of blood coming up! Ha ha ha ha ha!
*Diablo retracts his claws and advances into the city*
Author: Golem[edit]
~Elsewhere, inside Senso's palace, as Legion and company run, the Anti OGers (minus MON-KILL) chase them. As Legion and the others take a few seconds to strap on parachutes, a Dark Jim Beam flies by them, close enough to ignite their parachute packs.~
That Guy: Haha! You missed!
SSG: AHH! My parachute!!
Legion: Everyone, take off your parachutes! ~slings his off, throws it into Lupus' oncoming cheese-laden fist~ That Guy, you got any others?
That Guy: ~Lupus throws the parachute pack at That Guy~ I'm afraid not! ~jumps to avoid parachute pack with melted cheese, lands on Lupus' head, who shakes him off into Chaos' fist~
SSG: ~narrowly dodging Dark Jim Beams~ We were so close! ~gets hit by a beam, hits wall and slides down to the floor, meeting Koopa, who attempts to scratch SSG with his claws~
Legion: Not to fret! SSG? ~gets clocked by a real cheese fist~
SSG: Right, sir! ~takes out a four-pronged golden grappling hook with a roll of rope attached, hits Koopa's hand with it, tosses it to Legion~
Sephnity: I'll stop him! ~tackled by a falling rafter~
Legion: ~snatches grappling hook, snaps it into pistol~ We're off! ~gets punched out of window by Lupus, shoots grappling hook towards top of palace, grappling hook latches onto top of building, ???, That Guy, and SSG grab onto rope and slide down after Legion, followed closely by the Anti OGers~
SSG: ~looking back in window after latching onto rope, notices rafters falling left and right~ This place is really falling apart... and the others are still in there...
Chaos: ~waiting for his turn to jump out the window~ Come on, how cheap is THAT?!
Author: GORE-ILLA[edit]
*Finally Chaos leaps out the window and grabs the rope. His weight, combined with everyone else's, causes the rope to snap, and the OGers and Anti-OGers begin tumbling to their possible dooms. Bit Chaos grabs the other Anti-OGers and flies them towards the Flying Monkey II. He doesn't even bother to grab any OGers, since he's sure that they won't find a way out of this one.*
???: (shuffling through Bag of Random Crap) There's gotta be something- ah!
*??? pulls out a jet pack and straps it to his back. He grabs That Guy and Legion with his hands while SSG hangs from his leg. They rocket up after the Anti-OGers.*
???: They're not getting away that easily!
*Elsewhere in the castle, GORE-ILLA fighst MON-KILL while a group of guards are piling on top of them.*
GORE: (leaps into the air, tossing the guards and MON-KILL off of him ala Matrix Reloaded.) GRAH! I'll take you all!
*But GORE leaps too high and hits his head on a rafter, knocking him out. The guards drag him away while MON-KILL watches proudly.*
*Elsewhere, in the Flying Monkey II, the Anti-OGers meet with Team Monkey. They are unaware that the remaining OGers are hanging from the side of the shuttle.*
Mousie: How'd da mission go, mon?
Lupus: Yami Yoshi, GORE-ILLA and SwordMaster have been apprehended by the Militian palace guards and are likely to be exceuted for espionage. The rest fell to their deaths.
EVIL Scientist Dude: Wait, where's MON-KILL?
Sephnity: That furry nigga musta stayed back at da castle to make sure dose whack OGers get killed old skool, man!
Lupus: So, let's go now!
EVIL Scientist Dude: But sir, we're in the mission of a space battle. Senso will kill us if he finds out taht we retreated from battle after claiming to be his allies, and he'lll probably also suspect the OGers' innocance.
Lupus: Not if we make up some phoney story about taking major damage.
EVIL Scientist Dude: I can dig it. (speaks into microphone) Daishogun, our invisible power core has been struck! We must retreat!
*Outside the Flying Monkey II*
Legion: What are we waiting for? Let's get 'em before they escape and beat them into confessing!
???: No, I have a much better plan...*
*The OGers jet away from the departing Flying Monkey II safely.*
*Back in the palace's courtroom, Yami Yoshi, GORE-ILLA and SwordMaster are heavily restrained. Senso sits in a high chair wearing a judge's wig.*
Senso: This court finds the defendants... guilty of espionage and very sucky names. The penalty is death to be carried oput immediately by our guest, the esteemed MON-KILL.
MON-KILL: I'll start out with the murederous gorilla...
*The other OGers crashe through the wall.*
Senso: What is the meaning of this?
SSG: These people are innocant! Show them, That Guy!
That Guy: I always have a tape recorder turned on in hopes of hearing something to use in crime trials! Like... this!
*That Guy pushes a tape into a convineaintky placed radio and presses 'PLAY'.*
Lupus: So, let's go now!
EVIL Scientist Dude: But sir, we're in the mission of a space battle. Senso will kill us if he finds out taht we retreated from battle after claiming to be his allies, and he'lll probably also suspect the OGers' innocance.
Lupus: Not if we make up some phoney story about taking major damage.
EVIL Scientist Dude: I can dig it. (speaks into microphone) Daishogun, our invisible power core has been struck! We must retreat!
The tape ends.
Senso: ...Youa are cleared of all charges! Mister MON-KILL, however...
*MON-KILL prepares to lunge at GORE-ILLA, but seeing the overwhelming amount of fighters surrounding him, simply leaps out the hole in the castle wall. Senso looks at the OGers.*
Senso: Well, what're you waiting for, an apology? Go out there and defend this nation!
Author: Golem[edit]
~Soon enough, all of the OGers (minus Swordmaster, who is recouperating) are in their hummingbirds. They lift off into space, and immediately see a heated battle between Militian space fighters and the Kradian space fighters. AaronGuy regains contact with them through the hummingbird's radio.~
AaronGuy: Hey! Where have you guys been?!
Yami: Ahehe... ~sweatdrop~ Well, it doesn't matter, because we're back now.
Legion: Where's Robobulus?
AaronGuy: I dunno, I lost him...
~An empty stationwagon floats by the OGers.
Elsewhere, SwordMaster's eyes finally open, and he finds himself lying in bed under plain white sheets. He looks around, and finds that his room is equally as plain, with metal walls matching the palace's outsides, only not so dusty. A man with a plain dusty green pants and shirt sits in a chair against the wall opposite Swordmaster's bed. He soon looks up from his book and notices that SwordMaster's eyes are open.~
Man: Hello. You are in King Senso's castle. Do not worry, you have been acquitted of every charge.
SwordMaster: ~looking around with a wild eye~ The OG Blade, my sword... where has it gone?
Man: It's the strangest thing... that sword healed you. The doctors were certain you would be in for a few weeks at the least, but all you have are just a couple of bruises. That's why all of your clothes--
SwordMaster: Please, can you tell me where my sword is?
Man: Heh, I was just getting to that. Some guys in lab coats came by and took it. I'm not allowed to repeat what they said, and if I heard it, I would be in enough trouble just for hearing it.
SwordMaster: Then tell me wh--~trying to get up out of bed, but can't pull himself out~--where they went!
Man: Sorry, no can do. You're strapped in bed by the arms and legs, where Senso's orders say you have to stay until otherwise.
Author: Yami[edit]
*The OGers return to Militia in their Hummingbirds land at the front gate of King Senso’s Castle where Commander Daishogun awaits them*
Daishogun: Welcome back, OGers! Have you retrieved your lost friends?
GORE: We found Aaron Guy. No sign of Robobulus though…
Daishogun: Damn…Robobulus would’ve definitely turned this war around…oh well…time to explain the battle plan…
*Daishogun’s arm projects a hologram map of Sparta*
Daishgoun: Sparta is a circular shaped city, approximately 30 miles in diameter and consists of three sections: large industrial ring on the outside, the tiny residential and commercial ring on the inside, and King Senso’s Castle and the Militia Military base at the dead center…
*Two red arrows appear on the east and west sections of the map and point in the direction of the castle*
Daishogun: The Kradian troops have occupied the eastern and western industrial regions of Sparta and are advancing inward towards King Senso's Castle, trying to trap us…We need to concoct some sort of plan to counter their strategy…
Legion: What?! I thought YOU had a plan!
Daishogun: No, the author’s just lazy and this topic’s in desperate need of a post…
OMG THIS IS A FUNNY POST
Author: Golem[edit]
~Meanwhile, so far away from Krad, Militia, and Hephaestia that they are the size of a fingernail, a lonely hummingbird drifts along. Inside, Robobulus tries to keep his grip on the steering wheel, but Introbulus, sitting on the floor to Robobulus' right, has grabbed the right side of the wheel. They keep each other at bay with their other hand. After a few seconds, Introbulus shakes his head and lets go of the wheel, then puts his metal clad fist forward. Robobulus is knocked out, even though Introbulus' punch did not come close to hitting him. Introbulus takes the wheel.~
Introbulus: ~flips a few switches~ You sent me the glove enhancement just in time, Pan. Robobulus is safely unconscious, and now you have the frequency for the radios of the humming birds.
Pan: ~over radio~ Well done, Introbulus.
~Soon, in the Apocalypse's throne room...~
Pan: Sir, we have the frequency and Krad is aligned. Your message is ready to be sent.
Akujin: Insert proper supervillain response here, Pan. ~gets up, goes to panel with huge monitor on wall, starts typing on panel~
~Seconds later on Militia...~
GORE: ~noticing a strange flashing light inside the cockpit of a nearby hummingbird~ Hey, guys, I think we have a call! At least, I think that's what that light is for...
SSG: Do you think it's Senso?
Yami: Only one way to find out! ~swings open hummingbird door, hops in, presses button near light~
Akujin's Voice: Hello, OGers. If you'll look up in the sky, you'll see that Krad is planted firmly above.
At the moment, Krad is perfectly imbetween Militia and Hephaestia. I also possess a fully functional X-Bomb. At this distance, a well placed X-Bomb will take out both Hephaestia and Militia.
Come to Krad and you will be directed towards the X-Bomb. It is your only chance to save these three planets.
GORE: You scoundrel!!
Yami: I was thinking of a harsher word...
Akujin, you won't get away with this!
~Silence.~
Legion: He's shut off the radio. We ought to close the door just in case, to make sure he can't hear what we say... ~Yami hops out and closes the door~
SSG: We can't go. It must be a trap.
GORE: Of course it's a trap. Regardless of our knowledge, we have to fall into that trap.
Legion: I don't see any way around it. Even if he is bluffing, that's not something that we can risk.
???: Where'd Daishogun get off to...?
Author: That Guy[edit]
Tg: Ack! I have no Idea Whats going on. I'm going to make soup and hope it dosn't attact some soup loving monster. *Makes soup*. MMmm.., Minnasrouni...
Author: Golem[edit]
~Elsewhere, in SwordMaster's room, SwordMaster continues to struggle with his leather shackles. He finally gives up, and his body limply falls back into place on the bed, his face in anguish.
The man, who seems to be content with the results he has seen, leaves the room. Swordmaster waits patiently for a few minutes, and then slowly moves his right arm towards his head. His hand slips out, and SwordMaster repeats the process with his other three limbs.
He slips out of bed as gingerly as he slipped out of his bindings, and without so much as a ruffle draws his body close to the wall beside the door frame and peeks around. Nobody around, until a slim elder gentleman in a typical lab coat walks by, and SwordMaster's hand whips over the man's mouth. SwordMaster's other hand takes the man by the stomach and pulls him into the room, then slowly shuts the door.
SwordMaster leaves the room about a minute later, leaving the man bound in the bed and gagged. He rushes down the hall, down a flight of stairs, hops in the first room on his right, and beholds his sword before his eyes. However, it is attached to two strange metal pincers jutting up from the floor. He dashes into the room, the yells of those around him as good as silent, and kicks a metal pincer. It does not move at all, but the sword is thrown from its place. SwordMaster rushes to the sword and grabs it.~
SwordMaster: Okay... nobody come close! ~swings sword threateningly, an energy beam in the shape of swipe flies forward from the sword~ What the HACK was that?!
Scientist 1: ~narrowly dodging beam~ A product of our experiments, please, let us finish!
~Meanwhile, things don't look so good at The Shrine to the Holy Plot Device (Reverb)... Fusion, Saru, and BSD lay strewn about the floor as Fusion Cerebus pants heavily. Soon, an unexpected guest hops forth from BSD's wing...~
Saru: The spirit from my attack...?!
BSD: At least one of my requests was granted...
Pharoah Yami Yoshi: I'd say something, but it would probably be cheezy.
Author: Yami[edit]
Meanwhile in King Senso’s Castle…
*Using his jet-feet, Daishogun flies into the throne room and lands at the foot of King Senso’s throne*
Senso: What is it, Daishogun?
Daishogun: We’ve just received a message from Emperor Akujin! He claims he has an X-Bomb capable of destroying Militia, Krad, AND Hephaestia! We have to send the OGers there and stop him!
Senso: Preposterous! It must be a trap! Akujin must be planning to lure the OGers away from Militia, so his troops can defeat us! No man would destroy the enemy planet at the cost of his OWN planet and troops! The OGers stay here!
Daishogun: Akujin is no man…it’s no surprise that he would sacrifice his own planet and troops just to achieve victory…we HAVE to send the OGers to Krad before it's too late!
*Suddenly, Senso stands up from his throne and grabs Daishogun by the throat*
Senso: Listen, Daishogun…I am the king of this planet. Therefore, everything I say and do is right. When I say the OGers will stay on Militia, the OGers will stay on Militia. Understood?
Daishogun: …y-yes…your highness…
*Senso drops Daishogun to the floor and pulls out a small remote control from his robe*
Senso: If you try to disobey me again, I shall have you deactivated. I’m sure we could use your scrap metal to build a few extra Hefighters…wouldn't you agree?
Daishogun: …
Senso: Now, get your ass back out there…
*Without another word, Daishogun activates his jet-feet and exits the throne room*
Author: Golem[edit]
~As Daishogun flies along, he hears someone faintly calling out his name. He scans the ground, and finally spots SwordMaster, running with his trusty OG Blade in hand.~
SwordMaster: Hey Dai! Think you could give me a lift?
Daishogun: You are not supposed to be out--rather, sure!
~Daishogun swoops down and picks up SwordMaster, and soon they arrive at the side of the other OGers.~
Yami: SwordMaster! Just in time!
SwordMaster: What, for soup?
That Guy: Sorry, only made enough for me.
Legion: No, SwordMaster. There is a much graver--
Daishogun: I am sorry, but we cannot discuss this now. King Senso has ordered us all to protect Militia by staying here and protecting Sparta.
GORE: What is he, nuts?!
Legion: It's true that we can beat those Kradians quite easily, but we don't know if there's any sort of time limit on that bomb!
SwordMaster: A bomb?! Don't tell me...!
Yami: Yes, it's another X-Bomb, this time with force enough to draw this planet and Hephaestia into the explosion, with Krad at the center.
SwordMaster: Listen, the smart thing would be for me to go up there. People are already looking for me on this planet--I'm supposed to be cooling my heels in Senso's dusty castle--I can go up to Krad without getting you in trouble.
GORE: You can't, we're almost certain there's a trap involved, and besides, nothing ever gets done by one of us going solo.
AaronGuy: As if we didn't have enough trouble! Guys, look above!
SSG: Yeah, we know, Krad's up there...
AaronGuy: No, it's Earth Crystal! My master must have sent him!
~Earth Crystal draws closer, right up to AaronGuy's face.~
AaronGuy: I know why you're here. I will go peacefully, but please, listen to something first.
Earth Crystal: Go ahead, but bear in mind, if this is a trap, it's your funeral.
~AaronGuy hops in the hummingbird and plays the message. When it is over...~
Earth Crystal: Culex will want to hear about this. ~floats into hummingbird~ We shall take this to Culex, and he can authenticate it.
AaronGuy: Hold on, guys, help is on the way!
GORE: But you--
~AaronGuy shuts the door to the hummingbird, which almost instantly disappears.
MPVP HQ...~
Introbulus: ~holding Robobulus, still unconscious, by his colar~ And here is Robobulus, sir.
Akujin: ~sitting atop his throne with five armed Kradians standing around~ Guards, take Robobulus to the brig. ~the guards take Robobulus and drag him out of the room~ There is still one more matter to tend to, Introbulus.
Introbulus: Eh...?
Akujin: Your Holy Plot Device (Reverb) is now in the MPVP's possession.
Introbulus: What?!
Akujin: While you were not tending to it after Earth's destruction, we had to make sure to bring it on board while we could. After all, who knows when one could wish to bring back Earth and bring the universe more plot hole pains.
Introbulus: Right, sir. Good thinking. May I...?
Akujin: Of course. You'll find it in the room behind me.
~Akujin stomps his foot on the floor, and the entire wall behind him splits in the middle. Both halves split apart into walls on their respective sides, revealing...~
Introbulus: The Holy Plot Device (Reverb)...! As true as ever... the universe is in your debt, Akujin!
~Introbulus then notices PL-0TT, who is polishing The Holy Plot Device (Reverb).~
PL-0TT: Hello, traitor.
Introbulus: GORE's friend?
Akujin: He's just mad because he thinks his owner is on the right side.
~Instants later, the entire Robot Team strolls in from behind Introbulus.~
Blue: Wow, thanks for being so hospitable, Akujin! You certainly have a nice place here!
Akujin: Ah, here are your servant robots, Introbulus.
Gamechamp: SERVANT robots?! Let me tell you, we--~is restrained by Green, who also turns Gamechamp's volume down until he calms down, when Green lets go and readjusts the volume~ So, Akujin... got any jobs you could pay us to do while we're not serving Introbulus?
Author: Yami[edit]
Akujin: Dr. Beelzebub, how much longer until the X-Bomb detonation?
Beelzebub: For a bomb this powerful, it will take at least 48 hours.
Akujin: Excellent…even if the OGers get here in time, I have the perfect trap set up for them…I’ll order the evacuation of the MPVP. We will depart for the main MPVP headquarters tomorrow…
Beelzebub: What about the Kradians?
Akujin: The Kradians will fend off the OGers on Militia until the detonation.
Beelzebub: What?!? You can’t possibly be serious! What about the civilians?! The mothers and children!
Akujin: The Apocalypse doesn’t have the space to accommodate all those filthy creatures…they’ll all have to die.
Beelzebub: …you…how could you?!?
Akujin: Remember Beelzebub, you are member of the MPVP. Do not let foolish sentiment interfere with your dreams and desires. Do you not want to be one of the most powerful villains in the galaxy and part of the most powerful organization in the universe?
Beelzebub: ……yes, that’s right…please forgive me, Master…
Akujin: Notify the council of this news…and make sure it doesn’t reach public ears or there will be chaos. I may be the murderer of an entire race, but at least I'll these Kradians to die peacefully…heh heh heh…
To Be Continued…
X-Bomb Detonation: 47 hours, 58 minutes