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Author: Masamune[edit]
Masamune: Why in blazes is Luigi attemptign to stow away on the ship? Didn't I make it rather clear I invited him on board?
Dodo: Not really.
Masamune: Oh well, this should be fun. Set in a course of Planet Zebes, Mr. Dodo!
Dodo: Aye aye sir!
Masamune: *spies Luigi behind barrel* Mr. of the Pipes! Set the sails!
Luigi: o_o What!?
Masamune: Take the sails, you swab! I don't take freeloaders on my ship!
Luigi: Uh...
Masamune: A question Mr. Pipes?
Luigi: I'm not your crew....
Masamune: Really? Would you prefer the brig? The space rats make lovely meals.
Luigi: (He'll pay for this...) Aye aye sir!
Masamune: You two shrooms! I expect this ship to be cleaned top from bottom every morning and evening. Are we clear?
Splog: Uh... Yes sir...
Masamune: Good. I always fancied being a captain. Now I think I'll be a Pirate Captain! *magically replaces hand with hook* There, perfect! We go to raid Planet Zebes and afterwards, we take Party Planet!
~Elsewhere~
Murasame: Darn that Masamune!
Rival: What's wrong?
Murasame: He's gone and taken the Super Mushroom! The second part of the Scavenger-Treasure Hunt!
Rival: It's a Scavenger Hunt?
Murasame: Well... not really, it was actually mostly about solving riddles. I planted a final (and rather clever) riddle concerning a scavenger hunt at the end of the Party Planet treasure hunt.
Rival: Why?
Murasame: To lead to their destruction!
Narrator: Fifteen minutes of maniacal laughter later...
Rival: Umm... you never answered why.
Murasame: Because once their are no Party Goers, I will be free to use their name and faces in a television series without royalties!
Rival: You're mad! Insane!
Murasame: Aren't I? :lol We'll just leave a ceramic fake here and return to Party Planet to ensure al goes according to plan...!
Narrator: Yes... there's another fifteen minutes of maniacal laughter, but we thought we'd just skip on to the next scene, you know?
Author: Nintenfreak[edit]
Later that day, much later, no one could figure out what the clue ment. Isis descided to go to her hotel room. On her pillow was a mint with a note attached...
In the Shifting Sand
Lies a new land.
if you Fleet.
Watch your feet
Author: Golem[edit]
~Then it hit her...~
Isis: That's what it is! It's not the sun, it's the moon! But, wait...
The last clue made it sound like the moon would help me, not just the night... Or at least I would find out what happens with this moon thing...
Well, I'll keep it in mind. I should really get some shut eye, though...
~The next morning...~
Isis: So what do you think?
Rhyk: AH! I know! There's a gift shop!
Isis: ...And?
Rhykette: Yeah, that's it! They make wooden plaques! They must use sandpaper!
Isis: Shifting sand!
Author: Nintenfreak[edit]
Enthree: Dad, what are we doing?
Big Al: It's quite simply o' spawn of mine: Nintenfreak thinks something's up. During the night, he spied the dark forces a massing. He believes that they will attack the Isis Team.
Enthree: But why?
Nintenfreak: I'd be glad to answer that. Golem has been the staple of the series. Since he isn't here, the villians intend to draw him out. Now who do you think Golem loves the most?
Enthree: God?
Björni: Flutter?
Big Al: Me?
Nintenfreak: Well, uh, the answer I was looking for was Isis.
The group mumbles.
Nintenfreak: Björni, how is that Flying Machine?
Björni: Eheheh. You know me, I could butild an Airplane in my sleep--but I found it earier to rent one.
~~outside~~
Nintenfreak: Great, but there ae only three seats.
Björni: Yes, but we need someone to control the rear turrets. Someone is bound to try to stop us. Big Al, will you do the honors?
Narrator: And with that, they were off, partoling the air.
Author: Golem[edit]
~Murasame and company spot Bjorni's airplane from their landed and cloaked ship.~
Rival: Heh, what are they up to?
Mura: Not sure, but in this vessal, I'm not sure I care. They can't touch us.
Balloon Fighter: !!!
~But if they've landed, then that probagly means Mol is...~
~Mol returns to the sign-in building.~
Mol: Closed?! Well, I guess that figures... ~turns to hotel~ There must be someone awake...
Goomba: ~bumps into Mol~ Oof!
Mol: ?
Author: Flutter[edit]
~meanwhile off someplace~
Flutter: I've created a new plan.
Becky: So you woke me up and dragged us off in some direction.
Flutter: But were bound to win if we keep going in one direction.
Fell: *sees a person walking by* Can you tell me where we are?
Person: Go in any direction to reach this place, some take longer than others.
Fell: So we're lost?
Becky: It appears so.
Flutter: *looks out window and sees the hotel* 15 yards and we're already lost? We're a sure win.
Author: Golem[edit]
Skateboard: So much for--eep! >_<
Timnis: Ugh... Goomba, try to be more careful, okay? And... who are you? ~looking at Mol~
Mol: Umm, name's Mol. Nice to meet you.
Timnis: Please don't tell anyone we're here, okay? ~Goomba hops on Skateboard, Timnis quickly skateboards away~
Mol: Wai--hmph... ~thinking~
~Soon, at a nearby beach...~
Timnis: ~kicks up skateboard into his hand, sits down on the sand~ ~sigh~ When do you think we can return? Ugh, this sand is wet, I should've sat somewhere else...
Goomba: That's not our only concern!
~Right after, Timnis realizes that the three of them are sinking. They're in quicksand!~
Timnis: Oh, great! ~tries to pull out Skateboard, but he's stuck~ What a fine mess!
Goomba: HELP!
Skateboard, Goomba: HEELLP!
Skateboard: Are you going to join in or what, blockhead?!
~in Bjorni's plane~
Enthree: Look!
Nintenfreak: They're trapped in quicksand!
Bjorni: I'll find a good landing spot!
Isis: ~woken up by the calls for help, thinks~ I'd better go see what it is! Wait... I should wake up Rhyk and Rhykette first! No, that'd take too long... ~races out of room~
~by the beach~
Isis: You!!
Timnis: ~sand almost up to his neck, reaching out~ HELP!!
Skateboard: It's already got our one friend!!
Isis: ~runs as close as she can to Timnis and Skateboard without getting sucked in, but that isn't close enough~ I can't reach! ~stretches herself as far as she can, but to no avail~ Where IS everybody?! Hmph... ~thinking~ This is just what I was looking for! ~kneels, spreads her arms out, closes her eyes, still thinking~ I know I can help them... ~Timnis and Skateboard get wrapped in a white orb~
Timnis: Woah!
Skateboard: She's gonna do it!
~The orb sinks into the sand, taking Timnis and Skateboard with it.~
Isis: ~opens her eyes~ !!! Where are they?!
Big Al: ~running up~ What happened?
~Wherever Timnis and the others are...~
Goomba: What the...?!
Author: Wonder Wario[edit]
~After finally waking Wonder up, the WW's are running on the beach~
Hedgehog: C'mon guys! We gotta find that treasure!
WWMan: Slow down!
~reluctently, Hedgehog slows down so the other two can catch up, and notices Isis and Big Al~
Hedgehog: What'cha think's going on over there?
WW: Let's go see! :D
Author: Nintenfreak[edit]
Big Al: I have an idea.
Isis: What's that?
Nintenfreak: First, Ben, get a rope from the airplane. Enthree, I need you to tie this around your waist, and jump in the sand. Everyone else hold on to the rope. I need you to go where those two helpless people are. If you emerge in suffocating sand, pull the rope once. If it's okay for us to go in, pull twice.
Enthree lowered herself into the quicksand, which wasn't very quick. Under the sand, she found a sunken city. and singnaled for everyone to come down. Of course, this ment that the rope had to be tied to something. So, whatelse other than the airplane itself.
Big Al: It's an archeological paradise!
Author: Golem[edit]
~Yes! It harkens back to ancient Greek times, with a temple, statues to spare, a gym--wait--~
Isis: ~her back to Nintenfreak~ What do you mean, "archeological paradise"?
~--it's more like an underground dwarf colony*, stalactites hanging over their stalagmite partners, and a blacksmith's home with a lava pool at hand--~
Goomba: ~standing at Timnis' feet~ How can you tell??
~--or maybe just an ever-expanding white blankness.~
Nintenfreak: ~turns around to meet Isis and Goomba~ Don't you see?! Hold on a second... What is this?! There's a cave meeting blankness, ~turns to where he was looking~ meeting an ancient city...
WWMan: What about the next clue?!
Isis: So THAT was the shifting sand!
*OOC: Think Secret of Mana, if you can.
~In Murasame's ship...~
Mura: ~looking at a screen~ That's our cue!
Rival: What?
Mura: I didn't set just one trap up, to rely on just one would be foolhardy.
Rival: So, what, I gotta go help you beat the weirdos up?
Mura: Yes.
Rival: What about that balloon guy? Shouldn't someone--
Mura: Krunk and Snipes fit the bill. Come.
~Murasame and Rival walk out, Mura keeping his eye on Rival. While Mura locks up the ship from the outside, Rival throws down a pellet, smoke rushes out and covers the area. Then, quite unexpectedly, a silhouetted figure sweeps by and grabs him, taking him to a grove.~
Rival: Who... Moondo!
Moondo: How'd ya guess? I've been following you for a while now, and I've finally caught up...
Rival: You... have?? That can't be!
Moondo: If you say so. Hyuk hyuk! ~sparks start running up and down Moondo, then his head blows off~
Rival: A robot?!
Author: Masamune[edit]
Flutter: So now where are we?
Fell: Lost.
Flutter: Well I knew that. But surely even LOST places are somewhere.
Fell: Or they aren't.
Becky: *up ahead* Hey! What's this? *points to a huge boulder*
Flutter: Could be a rock.
Becky: I know that, but something is carved in it!
"Over Mountains, And Over Sea.
Find The Ship, And Find All Three.
Meet Your Doom, Find Your Fate...
If You Falter, Then You'll Be Late."
Flutter: Not very good is it.
Fell: For once I agree.
Becky: It might be a clue.
Flutter: But a clue for what?
~~~~~~~
Krunk: DID YOU REALLY WANT THAT GUY TO GET LOSE?
Murasame: Of course. It's devious and dastardly. He knows just enough to put fear in the hearts of the Party Goers.
Snipes: What if he don't talk, massster?
Murasame: It doesn't matter. We still have the clues... hmm... *taps pencil on a notepad* What rhymes with 'Hurricane'?
~~~~~~~
Masamune: Fourteen Men on a Woman's Chest-
Luigi: That's not how the song goes.
Masamune: What? Why would you want to be on a Dead Man's Chest?
Luigi: It's a TREASURE chest!
Masamune: .... really?
Luigi: Yes... |I
Masamune: Oh. That... wow...
Dodo: Party Planet Approaches uh... 'Captain'.
Masamune: Excellent! Mr. Pipes, find us a nice mountain valley to set us in!
Luigi: Mountain valley!? You'll get us all killed!
Masamune: I know, thrilling ain't it?
Luigi: You enjoy this, don't you?
Masamune: Of course! Besides that, we don't want the other Party Goers finding the ship. We still have to find Murasame's secret item on this planet.
Luigi: Ah.
Masamune: And then we will be victorious!
Luigi: Ooh.
Masamune: And the universe saved!
Luigi: Hm.
Masamune: ... is that all?
Luigi: . . . .
Masamune: C'mon.
Luigi: . . . .
Masamune: Bah, you suck.
Luigi: Heh.
Masamune: Mr. Dodo! Put it in my log that Luigi is a Poopy-Head.
Dodo: Uh, ok.
Masamune: *snickers* ... poopy head... heh.
Luigi: . . . . (Urge to kill.... rising...)
Author: GORE-ILLA[edit]
Is it too late to join? If not can I have a recap?
Author: Nintenfreak[edit]
[EDIT: Wait, I guess it isn't. Greg said it isn't. I must have miss read it.]
Author: Golem[edit]
Okieday.
Isis, Rhyk, Rhykette, WW, WWman, WW the Hedgehog, Timnis, Skateboard, Goomba, Nintenfreak, Big Al, Enthree, and Bjorni are underground in a weird mixture of ancient Greece, underground city, and total blankness.
Flutter, Fell, and Becky have just found a clue in Gamehiker's post.
Mol is hanging out at the hotel.
Rival is lost in the woods. Mura counts on Rival to spill his plan to the others.
Masamune, Dodo, Luigi, Slort, and Splog have just landed on another planet.
EDIT: Masa, Luigi, or Ditto, can you delete this post, NintF's previous one, an' GORE's previous one?
Author: GORE-ILLA[edit]
GORE-ILLA
Age: Unknown; adult
Appearance: (another broken image link lmao)
Miscellanea: A gorilla with Jedi powers; also has great physical
strength.
GORE: This looks good enough. We'll win this race thingy or sure!
PL-0TT: Except that the the others are about three pages ahead of us.
GORE: Silence! Just fill out your profile!
PL-0TT: Yes, sir...
Name: PL-0TT
Age: N/A
Appearance: a short robot with interchangable arms and legs and an ROB - type head.
Miscellanea: a plot device; able to do virtually anything to a story, but only at his master's (GORE's) command.
GORE: Quick, let's get in the Flying Monkey before it's too late!
*As The Flying Monkey takes off, it's oupents arte unaware of a similar spaceship Aboard the Flying Monkey II.....*
MON-KILL: We have him in our grasp! Team Monkey, assemble!
(EVIL armored gorilla who libves to kill GORE)
EVIL Scientist Dude: I am EVIL! MWAHAHHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!
(insane scientist)
Mousie: I might not know karate, mon, but I know ca-razy!
(Jamaican cab driver)
Ol' Bessie: Moo!
(Mad cow)
Bullwinkle: I am Bullwinkle! I like cheese and cigerattes!
(musclebound smoker)
Diskun: I have no witty cathphrase.
(former minion of Lupus)
MON-KILL: Team Monkey, we must destroy GORE this time! And maybe get some of that treasure thing too!
Team Monkey: Yes, sir!
To Be Continued...
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