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Author: Golem

Introbulus flies the Volkswagon as fast as he can in the direction that Jim pointed. On the way, however, over a barren desert, the car hits into an invisible wall. Introbulus uses his mysterious powers over metalwork and machinery to slow the car's descent and land softly. Everyone hops out and looks about while Introbulus assesses the damage. Yami Yoshi, however...

Yami: ~walks to the wall as if he were a zombie~ This... means... ~eyes become hollow again~

Author: Yami Yoshi

<Yami Yoshi's Millenium Egg starts to flash and he transforms into a dark and more eviler looking Yoshi>

Yami Yoshi: ...you pathetic OGers have fallen into my trap!

GORE-ILLA: What are you talking about?

Yami Yoshi: I have placed invisible walls around the perimeter of the desert. If you want to escape you'll have to play this Shadow Game with me!

Jim: Not again...

Yami Yoshi: <holds up a deck of cards> We shall play with these again! But this time, it's different!

Fusion: What do you mean?

Yami Yoshi: This is the Kalimari Desert, the hottest desert in the world. The heat will drain our Life Points during the course of the duel. If you win, you may escape the desert! The first one to lose all their Life Points loses the duel. If you lose, your fate shall be decided by the Penalty Game! Who wants to duel me?

Introbulus: I'll duel you! I've done this before so I should know what to do!

Yami Yoshi: Alright <throws Introbulus a deck> Ready? Let's duel!

<Yami Yoshi draws a card>

Yami Yoshi: I play Sand Stone in attack mode!

<A giant rocky creature with snake-like tentacles appears>

Introbulus: <draws a card> I play Dark Magician in attack mode!

<A violet robed magician appears>

Introbulus: Now attack!

<Dark Magician raises its staff but then lowers it and starts to sweat like crazy>

Yami Yoshi: Ha! Since we're playing in a desert, your Dark Magician has become dehydrated and loses 1000 attack points!

Introbulus: That means that Dark Magician's attack power is 1500...But that's still stronger than your Sand Stone! Attack!

Yami Yoshi: You fool! Sand Stone lives in the desert and therefore gains a 500 attack point boost increasing its attack to 1800!

Introbulus: No!

<Sand Stone kills the Dark Magician>

Introbulus: No...My Dark Magician...

Yami Yoshi: Ha ha ha! Now its my turn. <draws a card> I summon Niwatori!

<A small chicken appears>

Yami Yoshi: Niwatori can wistand the desert heat so it doesn't lose any attack or defense points!

Introbulus: ...

Yami Yoshi: And I'll have both Niwatori and Sand Stone attack you directly!

<Sand Stone whips Introbulus with one of its tentacles and Niwatori pecks him knocking him into the sand>

Introbulus: Ugh...the sand is so hot...so thirsty...

Yami Yoshi: Ha ha ha! This is easy! The game has just begun and you already are dehydrating!

Fusion: C'mon Introbulus! You can do it!

Author: Black Skull Dragoshi

Meanwhile inside the cave close to where Introbulus and Yami Yoshi were playing a shadow game SD appears,But somehow he is no longer a ghost.

BSD:SD,what do you want?

SD:BSD,I challenge you to a SSB:M fight!

The place they fight at is Final Destination!

SD:I have something that will make the fight more interesting.

BSD:Let me guess a hostage?

SD:Right!

BSD:Is the hostage a koopaling?

SD:Yes!

BSD:Is the hostage's name Larry?

SD:Yes,but Wait a minute how did you know?

BSD:It was a lucky guess.

SD:Oh.

BSD:What are the rules for this fight?

SD:The rules are that all items can be used and you may choose a partner.

Five minutes later.....

Announcer:BSD and Lemmy versus SD and Axem Red.

TO BE CONTINUED........

(OOC:I hope you love the reappearence of Shadow Dragoshi.)

Author: Black Skull Dragoshi

OOC:Anyone surprised?

Author: Black Skull Dragoshi

OOC:BUMP!

Author: Introbulus

Jim: (examines the wall) Hmmm, it appears to be an evil influence-drawing wall.

Stuman: What does that mean?

Jim: It means that evil power is being drawn into the area, making all evil forces powerful.

Introbulus: Wait, aren't YOU an evil force?

Jim: Yes.

Introbulus: And don't you become super powerful and completely evil if you get too much of it in your system?

Jim: Although I don't have a body, that is an adiqit summary of the situation.

Introbulus: ...This is bad, isn't it?

Jim: Yes, very.

Author: Yami Yoshi

Yami Yoshi: Prepare to lose Introbulus!

Introbulus: <draws card> Hmmmm...What does this card do? I play this Magic Card, Umi!

Yami Yoshi: What!?

<A giant flood drenches the desert>

Yami Yoshi: No! The desert!

Introbulus: Ha! Sandstone no longer gets a field power bonus from the desert! I also play 7 Colored Fish in attack mode!

<A rainbow fish appears>

Introbulus: 7 Colored Fish receives a 200 attack point boost from Umi increasing its attack power to 2000! And now I'll attack your Sandstone!

<7 Colored Fish kills Sandstone and decreases some of Yami Yoshi's Life Points>

Yami Yoshi: Oh no!

Introbulus: Remember Yami Yoshi or whoever you are, when you lose, you will let us out of this desert!

Yami Yoshi: Me lose? Ha! I am the King of Games! There is no way I can lose!

Author: Golem

GORE: Great! What do we do now?
Demons on the right, maniacs on the left!

Fusion: Don't worry! As long as evil grows, so do I! I was man-made for--

Jim: Man--made? ~starts to lower himself to the ground~ It doesn't--ugh--quite work that, way. You--see--

GORE: We get it, thanks. You should really be concentrating on staying with us...

Fusion: I still know everything there is to know about fighting.

GORE: Okay. But first...

Jim then tackles GORE and Fusion both. It's the best they can do to keep him from hurting them, so they can't get up.

GORE: ~turns to Koopa, who is still inside the car~ Koopa, check the glove box! There should be a cheesecake! Use it on Yami to bring him about and help us!

Koopa gets out and to the passenger side of the car, then he opens the glove box and sees the cheesecake. Koopa looks around to make sure nobody is watching and, as quick as can be, takes out the cheesecake and buries it under the sand. Just to make sure no one finds it, he steps on the cheesecake and mixes it in with the dirt. By this time, GORE and Fusion have freed themselves, and Jim comes flying past Koopa.

GORE: ~running after Jim, looking to Koopa~ And?

Koopa: Nope. :(

Fusion: ~in range to Jim~ Rest 3!

Blue dust showers around Jim until he is knocked out.

Fusion: We don't have much time until that wears off. Any ideas to get us out?

Koopa walks up to the two.

GORE: Our mechanic is busy, our leader is possessed, our smart guy is out... Anyone left?

Fusion: Hey, where's Black Skull?

GORE: Come to think of it, BSD isn't with us!

They both look around. Then they spot a nearby cave.

GORE: The cave?

Fusion: Maybe. You check it out while I keep Jim down. Hopefully, you and BSD will return before he gets too powerful.

Gore dashes towards the cave while Fusion looks at Koopa.

Fusion: Ever seen one of these walls?

Author: Introbulus

(suddenly, Jim turns...purple?)

Fusion: WTF?!?!

Introbulus: Oh no...EVERYBODY RUN!!!!

Stuman: Why? What's the problem?

Introbulus: THAT'S the problem! (points at Jim) Now RUN!

Jim: BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! Foolish heroes! I, Dark Jim, shall knock you all down!

Fusion: I guess all heroes really DO say that! Wait, Dark Jim?

Dark Jim: If you DARE make fun of my name, I will burn you into ASHES! If you still think you have a chance, then allow me to demonstrait my power. BEHOLD!

(The sky becomes dark, and a bolt of lightning strikes Yami Yoshi. Suddenly, he begins to grow...)

Stuman: Well THAT doesn't seem too...

(...Into a gigantic yoshi monster...)

Gore: Oh, well then...

(...With giant spikes, huge claws, black skin...)

Fusion: ...Okay, now would be a good time to RUN!!!!

Narrirator: What powers does the evil side of Jim posses? Can our heroes defeat this new foe? Will they ever escape the desert? Who knows?

Author: GORE-ILLA

   Black Skull Dragoshi: OOC:Anyone surprised? 

OoC: Nope. And yami double posted. Aw well. And BTW, I had a dream about this story last night.

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GORE-ILLA enters the cave. He finds himself in the Final Destination board of Super Smash Bros. Melee with BSD, SD, and Axem Red.

GORE: What the Hell?

BSD: GORE! I need your help! SD and Red took out Lemmy and now they're after me! (just as he finishes talking SD punches him out of the ring, but fortunately GORE catches him and tosses him back into the ring,) Thanks, GORE.

GORE: NO prob. I'll take care of this Power Rangers ripoff while you fight your EVIL half.

BSD: Gotcha, GORE!

GORE: (takes out Axem Red with ease and watches BSD take on SD.)

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Elsewhere in the Flying Monkey, Dark GORE watches the battle on the monitor.

Dark GORE: Perfect. They've split up, which will make them easier to defeat when I arrive....Mwahahhahahhaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

Author: Black Skull Dragoshi

BSD(starts roaring these words angrily): YOU SHALL GO DOWN FOR HURTING MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!

BSD lets out a ear-deafening roar.

SD:AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! THAT SOUNDS LIKE LONG CLAWS SCRATCHING ON THE BLACKBOARD OF MY MIND!!!!!!

BSD:Sword crash attack!

BSD crashes his sword into SD.

SD:IT BURNS IN MULTIPLE COLORS!!!!!!!

GORE(to himself):Who knew that BSD was that strong?

BSD:Flying slash.

BSD slashes SD while flying.

SD:ARGGHH!

BSD:DRAGOSHI TORNADO!!!!!!!!!!!

BSD throws SD into a tornado and SD comes out mangled.

SD:OUCH!

BSD:POWER UP!!!!!

BSD becomes BSD2.

SD:Darkness blast!

SD's blast didn't even phase BSD.

BSD2:FIRE BREATH!

BSD2 toasted SD.

SD:IT BURNS!

BSD2:EARTHQUAKE!

BSD2 shakes the ground and SD gets hurt by the pieces of rock.

SD:BSD....you....will...not......absorb........ME!

GORE:What?

BSD2:If one of us won the fight one of us would not only have kept Larry one of us would put an end to the loser for good.

GORE:So that's why you've been fighting with fury?

BSD2:Nope.

GORE:Then why are you fighting him with such rage?

BSD2:He's not only held one of my friends hostage he also hurt one of them!

GORE:No wonder he's infuriated.

SD:CHAOS LASER!!!!!!!

SD does little damage to BSD2.

BSD2:RAINBOW SLASH!

BSD2 slashes SD in the chest.

SD(Nearly dying):BSD.....you.......have......won........this......battle............but......you.....stil......have...to...fulfill.......your........destiny.

SD dies and BSD2 absorbs him.

Larry:The SD chronicles have come to an end.

GORE:SD chronicles?

BSD:The SD chronicles are about SD's afterlife and final battle.

GORE:Oh.

Lemmy appears.

Lemmy:That battle was worse than my Love and Lust Potion #99 experience!!!!!

BSD:And through the parts of the story you and Wendy were in I had a good idea of what she would do to you when you were under the Love and Lust Potion#99's influence when your eyes were widened and the thought of it made me barf!!!

GORE:What was Wendy going to do to Lemmy while he was under the Love and Lust Potion #99's control?

BSD whispers into GORE's ear.

GORE:No wonder why you wanted to barf!

Lemmy:I wonder where Wendy is anyway.

Larry:She is also held hostage.

BSD:By who?

Larry:By the evil spirit in Yami Yoshi's millenium egg!

BSD:We have to beat the evil spirit of the millenium egg to rescue Wendy?

Iggy appears.

Iggy:That is true.

They are back to where the heroes are in a tight situation.

Narrirator:What is BSD's destiny? Will they be able to defeat the evil spirit of the millenium egg,dark Jim. And will they rescue Wendy?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON VGF MEMBER OG 2 THE SEARCH FOR THE MISSING KOOPALINGS AND THE TWO KEYS!!!!

(NOTE:PART OF THIS POST WOULD definetly SHOW mine and Lemmy's OPINION ON Love and Lust Potion#99)

Author: Black Skull Dragoshi

OOC:Anyone liked my last post?

Author: Introbulus

OOC: You might confuse people with all those refrences to Lemmy's Land. :P

Author: Black Skull Dragoshi

OOC:I was showing some of my opinions on Love and Lust Potion #99