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Author: Yoshiyami

Inside Sephnito Jim's body...

TH Yami Yoshi: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

TH Yami Yoshi: So this is Dark Jim's body...

Voice: Actually, formally Dark Jim's body!

<Sephnito appears floating in front of TH Yami Yoshi>

Sephnito: Dark Jim was foolish enough to absorb me. He understimated my power. His body is now under my control!

TH Yami Yoshi: Hmm....

Sephnito: And now I have you just where I want you...without the OGers, I can easily kill you for what you did to me in the last OG!

TH Yami Yoshi: I'm not giving up without a fight!

Sephnito: Ruby Beam!

<Sephnito fires a red beam at TH Yami Yoshi>

TH Yami Yoshi: Tongue Attack!

Sephnito: Argh! What!? My beam should have destroyed you! I have much more power!

TH Yami Yoshi: Ha! Your full power can only be used outside of Dark Jim's body! Your power is much weaker in here!

Sephnito: No......

TH Yami Yoshi: Now! Dark Egg Bomb!

Outside of Sephnito Jim's body...

Mega Mage: What's that?

<Sephnito comes flying out of Dark Jim>

Mega Mage: Now time to destroy him for good! Elemental Beam!

Sephnito: Nooo!!!

Author: Introbulus

OOC: This sounds suspiciously like a "Majin Buu" mockery, but...

Suddenly, Dark Sephinto begins to transform. At the same time, TH Yami Yoshi escapes through the Mage's "mouth".

TH Yami Yoshi: Yes! Without Sephinto, Dark Sephinto will transform back into Dark Jim, and we can kill him!

Jim: Ah! So you were absorbed on purpose, just like in DBZ! Good thinking, TH Yami Yoshi!

OOC: Mega Mage = the three mages of power fused together, right?

Mega Mage: No, you fools! If he were transforming back into Dark Jim, he would be normal already!

Jim: Then what...Oh no! He's advancing! Up to the next level of darkness!

Gore: The "next level"? What's that?

Introbulus: In term even a mountian squirrel could understand, WE'RE ALL DOOMED!!!!

(Just then, Dark Sephinto finishes transforming, and is left as...)

TH Yami Yoshi: Wait, I thought you said he was "advancing"?

Jim: He did! That's Dark, the most evil force in the universe!

Introbulus: You've got to be kidding me! That's just a small version of Dark Jim!

Narrirator: Indeed, this new creature looked identical to the Dark Jim, having all of his features, which would be absolutely nothing, save two glowing eyes and a dark cloak, and about 1/2 his size.

Dark: Now that I have advanced, there is no need for my presence anymore. You will all be killed by a force similar to me, but slightly weaker.

Fusion: You're not going anywhere, punk!

In a flash of darkness, Dark disappears.

TH Yami Yoshi: Well, I'd say he just...

Evil: FINALLY! AFTER 100,000,000 YEARS OF IMPRISONMENT, I AM FINALLY FREE! PREPAIR FOR A NEW AGE OF DARKNESS!!!

Gore: Oh great, who's that?

Fusion: Oh no, it's Evil! The source of all evil in this universe! He must have used the evil of Dark to release himself!

Author: Yoshiyami

<Evil is a devil with two glowing red eyes holding a pitchfork>

<Suddenly a device in Introbulus' pocket explodes>

Introbulus: My power level meter has exploded!

Evil: Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha! Prepare to die Earthlings!

Meanwhile at the MPVP HQ...

Qwirtzok: Apocalyptic Annihilation Beam!

<The beam kills the Justic League, Freedom Force, the NC Three, and the BDWP>

King Bob: That was annoying...

Lord Chaos: Hey look!

<Lord Chaos points to a huge monitor showing Evil on the screen laughing at the OGers>

Qwirtzok: Evil!? No way! I thought we subdued him 100000 years ago~

Lord Chaos: Yes...I remember it clearly...

<Flashback>

98003BC on a distant planet...

Evil: HELL BOMB!

<Evil explodes destroying an entire city. After the smoke clears, Evil is seen laughing like a maniac>

Evil: Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!

<Suddenly, three leaders of the MPVP appear>

Lord Chaos: We must combine our powers together to stop him before he destroys the entire planet!

Qwirtzok: But we cannot kill him...we created him so he was immortal!

King Bob: That is a problem...

Voice: I have an idea!

<Introbulus and Jim, a 100000 years younger, appears>

Introbulus: <holds up a black sphere> This Black Orb I created shall seal Evil inside forever!

King Bob: Hmph! What do you know about saving planets!

Lord Chaos: We don't need your help!

Introbulus: Then I'll have my assistant here Jim do the work! Ready Jim?

Jim: All right! JIM BEAM!

<Jim fires a large beam of light at Evil. Evil turns around just as the beam collides into his body and his body is surrounded by light>

Evil: Argh! Cannot...move!

Jim: <pulls out the Black Orb> Evil Seal!

<The Black Orb glows and sucks Evil's body into the orb>

King Bob: He...he...beat him!

Lord Chaos: How can someone like you be able to stop a powerful fiend like him?

Introbulus: Hey. He once prevented an evil villain from destroying an entire universe!

Jim: Here! <throws the Black Orb to Lord Chaos> Take it! Let's go!

<Introbulus and Jim fly off the planet>

Lord Chaos: Jim eh? That gives me an idea!

<End Flashback>

King Bob: That's when we created Dark Jim 50000 years ago!

Qwirtzok: Not ANOTHER flashback!

Lord Chaos: Shut up!

<Another Flashback>

50000 years ago on the Planet Chaos...

<Lord Chaos walks into the MPVP HQ>

Lord Chaos: Finished Qwirtzok?

Qwirtzok: Yes! After 49999 years of work, Dark Jim is finally complete!

Lord Chaos: How did you create him again?

Qwirtzok: I used the DNA from Jim's fingerprints on the Black Orb to recreate Jim and then placed the Black Orb inside his body to turn him evil increase his power!

King Bob: But what if he goes beserk like Evil?

Qwirtzok: He won't. Unless Evil somehow manages to break out of the Black Orb (which he probably won't), Dark Jim will completely under our control!

Lord Chaos: Ha ha ha! Time to terrorize the galaxy once again!

<End Flashback>

King Bob: And that's why we had to send Shade towards Earth when we discovered high increases in energy cause we knew that Dark Jim was exceeding his normal Power Level.

Qwirtzok: But Shade was absorbed by him just like Sephnito. All of that power inside of his body caused Evil's Black Orb to be destroyed releasing his body once again.

Lord Chaos: This time, he's much stronger! Can Jim defeat him again?

Qwirtzok: We can only hope that the OGers stand at least a chance...

So Introbulus', Jim's, Dark Jim's, and Evil's pasts have been revealed. Do the OGers stand a chance against Evil? Will this OG contain anymore flashbacks? Find out in the next episode: OGers Versus Evil.

Author: Gamechamp

Meanwhile...

INTROBULUS:Hey!I just remembered something!

JIM:What?

INTROBULUS:Remember when we first met evil,and we trapped him inside a dark orb?

JIM:Yeah...I get it!

INTROBULUS:If we can find a substitute thing to hold Evil,then we can imprison him in it!

JIM:But what kind of thing do we know that can hold him in?

BOTH:Hmmmmmmmmmmmm...THE RUBIES!!!

INTROBULUS:Fusion,hold a shield over us all,we need to plan!

Fusion makes a shield over them,and he gets under as well,while evil keeps attempting to destroy it.

INTROBULUS:Hey,everyone,we've found a way to stop Evil!We can imprison himin one of the rubies!

FUSION:But how do we get one of them?

JIM:The Robot Team should have one left since they tried to take over the world!Plus,they'll have an empty one because he should only have Sephnito's,who was just destroyed!

SM:But there's some problems.1:We don't know where their secret base is.2:Do you really think that when we go there they'll be shaking our hands?They'd probably try to shake our necks!

INTROBULUS:Well,I have this robot detecter!

FUSION:But don't they have dedetector devices?

INTROBULUS:They won't be using them!They aren't hiding from anyone!

FUSION:Well,what about them being our enemies?

JIM:We'll just have to sneak in and out there,without being seen,heard,or caught on tape from one of their many cameras they must have!

SM:Easier said than done.

INTROBULUS:It's the only way!Now,we need to find out who's going to stay and stop this guy from following...

FUSION:Hurry!This shield won't last much longer!
TO BE CONTINUED...

Author: Yoshiyami

Introbulus: According to this Robot Detector, they are hiding in......The Shadow Forest! Let's go!

<Introbulus and Jim fly towards the Shadow Forest>

Evil: Hellish Fire Blast!

<Evil fires a huge blast of fire from his mouth which instantly shatters the shield>

Fusion: No!

Evil: Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!

BSD: This guy is way too powerful for us! He'll incinerate us all!

TH Yami Yoshi: No! We have to give Introbulus and Jim time! Dark Egg!

<The Dark Egg flies towards Evil and is absorbed>

TH Yami Yoshi: What's up with bad guys absorbing things?

Evil: Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha! Hell Bomb!

<Evil's body glows and starts to flash>

TH Yami Yoshi: He's going to explode!

Evil: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

<Evil's entire body explodes creating a fiery mushroom cloud>

Meanwhile near the Shadow Forest...

Introbulus: Whoa! Look at that!

<Introbulus points towards the Mushroom Cloud>

Jim: I hope the OGers are ok...

Introbulus: We don't have any time to waste! Let's go!

<Introbulus and Jim run into the Shadow Forest>

Back where the OGers are...

TH Yami Yoshi: Is everyone ok?

BSD: Ugh...A rock landed on my tail...

Fusion: Where are we?

TH Yami Yoshi: We seem to be in a huge crater...

Fusion: Wonder where Evil went?

<Another loud explosion is heard>

BSD: He's still destroying stuff! We gotta stop him!

Fusion: Our only hope is to wait for Introbulus and Jim to get the Ruby of Control but how will be able to hold this guy off long enough?

TH Yami Yoshi: We're going to have to fuse into TH Yami Dragoshi again!

Fusion: I guess its going to have to work...Defusion Beam!

<Fusion defused Black Skull Dragoshi into a regular Dragoshi>

Fusion: Now...Fusion Beam!

TH Yami Dragoshi: Level Up!

TH Yami Dragoshi 2: Ready to die?

Evil: Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!

TH Yami Dragoshi 2: Magna Dragoshi Egg!

Evil: Ha!

<Evil absorbs the Magna Dragoshi Egg>

Evil: Earthling! I can absorb anything that's dark and use it to increase my power!

TH Yami Dragoshi 2: That makes all of my attacks useless...

Evil: Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha! Hell Bomb!

Author: Fred

(OoC): I think our characters are becoming way too powerful. But at least the badguys have increasingly large amounts of infinite power (???) so that we have to have some suspense.

Evil: Muahha! Now that my name is not typed in capitals anymore, I am much stronger. Evil can not be defeated, since I was forshadowed from the last OG!

Twin Head Dragyoshi 2: Bah. Alright, If special attacks don't work, I'll have to clobber you with this gnarled piece of wood.

Evil: Nooo! Please, not that!

THD2: Yaa! (eats Evil, creating a egg of darkness. Beats evil down while he's in egg form)

Evil: No dice. (breaks out. He throws his pitchfork at THD2, but they bat it away)
No!! How is a useless stick so powerful? Well, no matter. I am a very sick person, so I never show my true form at first. I am Evil squared!
(he transforms into a gigantic Pigmy Shrew)
Hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhhahahaahhaah! ha.

THD2: You've got to be kidding me. Someone, please, help me.

MegaMage: I can! Most people have forgotten me, but we must win! Watch this! (makes holograms of himself and THD2, while making the real them invisible) Alright, now we're safe for the moment.

Evil: Bah, your trick does nothing! I still smell the mage's magic!

(elsewhere)

Jim: So then I said to Introbulus, yeah! Hahaha!

Introbulus: I am Introbulus.

Jim: Oh yeah. Hey, were's Fred and GORE-ILLA?

(elsewhere again)

Fred: Whaddya you wanna do?

GORE: I dunno. Whaddya you wanna do?

(At Gamechamp's lair)

GameChamp: Haha, I will slowly kill off the OGers after they wipe out Evil. I'm so bad!

Fred: I finally figured out what I'm going to do! Comeon, GORE-ILLA, let's get GameChamp.

Green: That is un-groovy.

Blue: Arm the "laser"!

Author: Introbulus

Gore: Let's go get some tacos instead!

Gore: Okay!

Fred and Gore wander off to get some tacos, completely unaware that Evil is destroying all the taco depo's as they speak.

(Meanwhile, about 100 yards outside The Shadow Fortress)

Introbulus: There it is, The Shadow Fortress!

Jim: So THAT'S where...uh, shouldn't we have some theme music?

Introbulus: Huh?

Jim: Yeah! I mean, this is the secret base where we have to find the power crystal, shouldn't we have some music playing?

Introbulus: Is that really necissary?

Jim: YES! MUSIC! NOW!

Introbulus: Oh alright!

Shadow Fortress! - Ninja Gaiden 2: Act 3 stage 2

Jim: Okay, all set, let's go!

Narrirator: As quietly as possible, the duo enter Shadow Fortress. Meanwhile, inside the fortress...

GC:Roll call!!!

GREEN:I am green!The mechanic expert,and I do good with using the weapons I make,too!!!

YELLOW:I am Yellow!I like to use my fists to do the talking!

BLACK:I am black!I can sneek on anyone from the dark,and attack with my double swords!

BLUE:I am Blue!If you want me to operate a truck,tank,spaceship,anything!I can garuntee that I'll use that and make use of the firepower,as long as it has firepower!

GC:And I am Red!The leader of the Robot team!I have every power in the universe!Just call me Gamechamp!

ALL:And we are the robot team!!!

Blue: Sir, we're picking up some ninja music on the music detector!

Gamechamp: Someone must be trying to enter our base! We can't let them get our power crystal again, or they'll destroy our chances of...WORLD DOMINATION!!!

Narrirator: Meanwhile, in a distant demention...

Dark: Yes...soon Evil will eliminate the OGers, and then, my power will grow for eternity!

To Be Continued...

Author: Gamechamp

Meanwhile...

Suddenly,Ash appears.

ASH:Oh,no!It's the Robot Team!Pikachu,go!

He sends out Pikachu.

GC:Roll call!!!

GREEN:I am green!The mechanic expert,and I do good with using the weapons I make,too!!!

YELLOW:I am Yellow!I like to use my fists to do the talking!

BLACK:I am black!I can sneek on anyone from the dark,and attack with my double swords!

BLUE:I am Blue!If you want me to operate a truck,tank,spaceship,anything!I can garuntee that I'll use that and make use of the firepower,as long as it has firepower!

GC:And I am Red!The leader of the Robot team!I have every power in the universe!Just call me Gamechamp!

ALL:And we are the robot team!!!

ROBOTOUTH:Robotouth,that;s right!

GC:Get Pikachu!We can use it to power a doomsday device!

Pikachu does a thunderbolt,and they blast off.

ALL:The Robot Team is blasting off again!!!

Gamechamp wakes up.

GC:God,I hate those dreams.

GREEN comes in.

GREEN:Sir,we've gotten 2 reports on the lifeform radar.

GC:Wait...2?

He sees visions of Ash and Pikachu.

GC:Ummmmmmmmmmm...be on your gaurd!Gaurd the money silo...

GREEN:The money silo is empty.

GC:Well...have everyone be on patrol!Get up in the camera booth place and use your ultra detector thing you made to find them!We can't afford them to be our enemies...but I wonder what they're after....oh,well,just look out for them!

GREEN:Okay,I'll tell everyone!

GC:Okay,I'm going to go search,too.
TO BE CONTINUED...

Author: Black Skull Dragoshi

Inside the mind of THYD2........

Pharoh:How can a worthless stick hurt an incarnation of Evil anyway?

BSD2:I don't know.

Yami Yoshi:Me neither.

BSD2:*Holding his head in pain*I'm getting a massive power overload so stand back.

BSD2 goes to BSD3.

Pharoh:This OG is going to end in a strange way.

BSD3:None of you should touch me since i've converted the gold glow around my body into electricity.

Pharoh:I bet he's bluffing!

The Pharoh touches BSD and his hand is burnt.

Pharoh:Ouch that was one big volt.

At Evil's current location.........

Evil:100 taco stands down 999,900 to go!

THYD3 caught up to Evil while he was gloating about how many taco stands he destroyed

Evil:Damn!I shouldn't have distracted myself with useless jabber!

THYD3:You're right about that!

THYD3 bashes Evil with the gnarled piece of wood.

To where GC and his cronies are......

Gaurd:GC the intruders are Introbulus and Jim!

GC:Those two,eh?

Gaurd:Yeah.

GC:Let's see if they can go through my three elite gaurds!

To where Jim and Introbolus and Jim are........

Introbulus:I smell trouble.

Jim:But how can you smell trouble?

Introbulus:It's just a guess.

Elite Gaurd 1:I'm one of GC's three elite gaurds!

Jim:What's your name?

Elite Gaurd 1:My name is.............

Author: Gamechamp

GAURD:Wait,I don't exist,The Robot Team is a solo team,they won't have gaurds,except for themselves.Gamechamp has no idea where you are,and he certainly won't have a way to find out who you are.

Meanwhile...

GC:He's right!I must use the make things right machine!

He presses a button on a machine,and the gaurds dissappear,Gamechamp forgets where they are,and also who exactly who they are.

GC:Huh?I have absolutly no idea what I did the last few seconds ago,now I'll just go patrol the halls.I wonder how good the others are doing...

Meanwhile...

YELLOW:Hmmmmmm...wait...that sound...

He looks in a room and finds Blue playing a racing game.

YELLOW:BLUE!!!Stop that and help look!!!

BLUE:Who cares?We don't have any real treasures that we need,they can take the stuff for all I care.

YELLOW:OK...move over!!!

Meanwhile...

GREEN:Dodododo...

He spots a room with a computer.

Wait a second...

He goes and inspects the computer...

GREEN:Why,this is the most sophisticated computer I've seen,besides the rest of The Robot Team and I,ofcourse.I must check this out...

Meanwhile...

BLACK:*snore*

Meanwhile...

GC:Yep,they're probably very close to finding them,such loyal brothers...
TO BE CONTINUED...

Author: GORE-ILLA

GORE-ILLA and Fred go on a long journey to the eds of the earth, searching for any taco stores. Then, they stop at a pizzeria.

GORE: Let's stop here. I don't like tacos anyway.

Fred: Alright. (They enter the pizza place)

Elsewhere...

Evil: Now that all taco depos in the world have been destroyed, I have bigger fish to fry! Mwahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

Author: Introbulus

Evil: I'm gonna destroy all the PIZZA stores in the world! And to start things off, I'm gonna destroy THAT pizza store!

"That" Pizza store just happens to be the same one that Fred & Gore have just wandered into.

Gore: Mmmm! This is some good pizza!

Fred: You said it! You know what? If anyone where to destroy this pizzaria...

Gore: "Pizza Store".

Fred: Right, "Pizza Store", I would probably go on some kind of moral rampage and attempt to destroy the pathetic soul that did so!

Gore: Yeah, I'd also probably go on such a rampage, despite the fact that I only found out about this place 12 minutes ago!

Evil: Hmmm, on second thought, maybe I won't destroy that store... I've got it! I'll eat all the world leaders so the world will go into anarchy!

(Suddenly, an omnipotent figure descends from the heavens)

Omnipotent figure (OP): I'm sorry, but I can't allow that.

Evil: Who are you?

OP: I am the author of this story!

Evil: But this is an OG! There are many authors in a...

OP: SILENCE, YOU! I am the author of EVERY story in EXISTANCE!

Evil: What's with the caps?

OP: It's for dramatic effect, NOW, you must destroy the PIZZA store that Gore and Fred are IN!

Evil: Why?

OP: It's in THE script. Now, GO!

Evil: Whatever.

(OP disappears)

Evil destroys the Pizza Store.

Fred: No! My pizza! I will make you pay, Evil!

Gore: Despite the fact that I couldn't possibly stop you, I will also make you pay, Evil!

(meanwhile, back at the Wily Fortress...)

Dr. Wily: Yes! My plans for world domination are almost complete!

(Whoops! Wrong fortress! Hehe, anyway, back at the SHADOW Fortress...)

Jim: Are you sure that they even HAVE that old jewel anymore?

Introbulus: Sure they do! Why would they throw it away?

Jim: Gee, I dunno. Why would we be looking for it in a DUMPSTER if they didn't...

Introbulus: Found it!

Jim: But why?

(earlier)

Blue: Sir! I found this mysterious jewel in the...

GC: Throw it away, Blue. I'm busy right now!

Blue: But sir, I...

GC: THROW IT AWAY! I'm looking for the intruding Poke-Mon! Why don't you go play some racing game instead?

Blue: Er, okay! (Throws the jewel in the garbage)

Jim: (looking at a projector screen) Oh, so THAT'S what happened?

Introbulus: (eating popcorn) Man, that was the worst movie I've ever seen!

Jim: Uh, Introbulus? The Evil?

Introbulus: Oh yeah, right! Let's go beat that evil thingie!

Narrirator: Well, that was a pretty lame post! Anyway, now that our heroes have the Jem in their posession, will this needlessly long OG finally end? Will Gamechamp play any signifigant role in the plot? Where the heck is THYamiYoshi? And Fusion! Whatever happend to him? Is he just gone? Why did we leave Dark up in outer space somewhere? Does this plot make any sence at all? Arrrgh! I'm quitting again!

OP: What was that I heard?

Narrirator: Er, I mean, nothing! Nothing at all!

OP: Oh, then I will spare your life (disappears)

To Be Continued?

Author: Yoshiyami

<Introbulus and Jim run to the location where Evil is fighting the OGers>

GORE: Gorilla Punch!

<GORE jumps into the air and punches Evil's face>

Evil: Argh! This shrew form is far too weak! I must transform!

<Evil's body transforms back into a devil>

Evil: Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha! Hell Bomb!

<Evil's body begins to glow>

Voice: Jim Beam!

<A beam of light collides into Evil's body knocking him over>

Jim: Long to no see!

Evil: It's you!

Jim: That's right! Now to use the Ruby of Control on you!

<The ruby glows and sucks Evil's body inside>

Fred: Yay! We finally defeated him!

Inside the Ruby of Control...

Evil: Where am I?

Voice: The Ruby of Control of course!

<The red robed spirit Sephnitu appears>

Sephnitu: Looks like you're stuck here for eternity! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Evil: Not if I can help it! Mega Hell Bomb!

<Evil's body glows and explodes creating an explosion shattering the ruby>

Introbulus: What the?

<The ruby in Jim's hand explodes and Evil flies out laughing like a maniac>

Evil: Mwa ha ha ha ha ha! Did you actually think you defeated me!?

GORE: B...b...but how? How did he escape?

Introbulus: Only an extremely powerful attack could have destroyed the ruby...

Evil: Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

TH Yami Dragoshi 3: This guy is starting to piss me off! Time to finish this battle once and for all! POWER EGG!

TH Yami Dragoshi: Everyone! Aim all of your most powerful attacks inside the egg's crack! Magna Dragoshi Egg!

Introbulus: Ultimate Prod!

GORE: GORE Beam!

SwordMaster: Sword Energy Beam!

Fred: Waffle Throw!

Jim: Jim Beam!

Fusion: Galaxy Energy Ball!

<All of the attacks are absorbed by the egg>

TH Yami Dragoshi 3: POWER EGG!

Evil: What the? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

<The egg slams into Evil and explodes creating a huge mushroom cloud>

TH Yami Dragoshi 3: Take that!

<When the smoke finally clears, all that remains of Evil is a skeleton>

Fred: Yay! This time we really did it! We defeated him!

Introbulus: Hmmm...That's weird...my Power Level Device is still picking up energy from Evil's skeleton. Not much energy though...

Fred: WHAT!? NO WAY!

TH Yami Dragoshi 3: <sweating> He's...still...alive?

Skull Evil: Heh heh heh...I...am...immortal!

<Skull Evil flies towards TH Yami Dragoshi 3>

Skull Evil: Skull Punch!

TH Yami Dragoshi 3: Magna Dragoshi Egg!

Skull Evil: Mwa ha ha ha ha!

<Skull Evil's becomes transparent and the egg flies through>

Skull Evil: Ha ha ha ha ha! Despite my decreased Power Level, no physical attacks can harm me! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!

Author: Fusion

OP: EVIL, you HAVE failed me!

Skull Evil: You again!?!?!?

OP: Yes, AND it is TIME to reveal MYSELF! I am...*removes mask*

All: Jay Respo?

Jay Respo: YES, didn't YOU suspect that IT was ME??? You SHOULD have KNOWN it was me WHEN I used the CAPS! NOW, fellow Jay BROTHERS! GO!

Suddenly, two more figures like Jay Respo appear.

Figure #1: I am Jay Resop, and I want to play Super Smash Brothers!

Figure #2: I am Jay Reesop, and I want my shoe back!

Resop, Respo, & Reesop: FUSE!

Suddenly, they fuse into a huge three-headed martian-ogre-like thing.

Thing: I am the Posernator! De-Digitizer!

Suddenly, a giant eraser appears and starts erasing Skull Evil.

Skull Evil: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S THE ONLY WAY TO BEAT ME!!!!!!!!

Skull Evil is erased.

Posernator: Posernator de-digitize OGers, next!

TH Yami Dragoshi 3: Bring it on!

Posernator Battle! - Super Mario RPG: Second Smithy battle

TO BE CONTINUED...

Author: Fred

(OoC): My special move is waffle throw. That's pretty rich, but just to let you know, the waffles have salmon on the inside!

TH Dragyoshi 3: Pah! You disgust me, posenator. For all your styling chains that do nothing, you realy are worthless!

Posenator: I don't have stylin' chains.

TH Dragyoshi 3: Ahhhghhh... that was a mighty blow to me. But prepare to die! Super oversized egg!
(an egg appears, but it cracks and a humongous chicken pops out). That's not supposed to happen.

Fred: Quick, drink this! It builds strong muscles! (throws TH Dragyoshi 3 milk with motor oil in it)

(THD 3 drinks, get a milk mustace, and goes to... THD 4!)

THD4: Wait, what do I look like now? I better not have facial hair.

Posenator: Me smash!

(Posenator jumps onto THD 4, but THD 4 grabbed wis stick figure's extremly small toe and bent it. Posenator shrieks in pain)

Posenator: Ouch! I am shrieking in pain!

GORE-ILLA: Hey, are we all sitting back now since we've suddenly become worthless?

THD 4: Yep.

Introbulus: Just checking.

Fusion: Wait, we can go beat up Person so they'res no loose ends.

Fred: Nah. Oh, alright. I'm convinced.

Jim: Wait, what just happened?

(over with Person)
Person: I beat you last time!

(everyone surrounds him and punches his face in)

Person: Ouch. Oh, well, I didn't die for nothing!
(Person dies for nothing)

Person: No! I take Fred to fight with me in some other dimention.

Fred: Nah.

Person: I have candy.

Fred: That keeps getting me.

Narrator: So, with all this happening, is there going to be a climatic ending? Probably not. Oh, well, STAY TUNED!