Louis of the Tubes

Louis of the Tubes
Species	Human
Birth Year	1473
Affiliation	Festivity Attenders
Occupation	Friar
Origin	English
Status	Deceased
Creator	SteveT
Debut	The OGers: The Third Generation (Role retconned in Festivity Attenders)

Louis of the Tubes was a monk in 16th Century England, until it was discovered by the brothers of his monastery that he had been having a particularly heated romance with a broom. He was kicked out and, already mildly insane, traveled to Scotland with his only companions being a horse femur he claimed to be a sword and the fungus growing on his feet (calling them Glort and Grog). There he met the Festivity Attenders at one of their perpetually changing headquarters/pubs. After drinking all of their alcohol and then telling them he was unable to pay, they forced him into indentured servitude. He later became a full-time Festivity Attender to replace TeevC, who had been given to Hrunting.

Unfortunately for Louis, he made quick enemies with CHUMP-ANZEE after eating his stash of bananas. In retort, CHUMP-ANZEE tricked Louis into stumbling upon the lair of FOUL Alchemist Fellow, where the fellow in question planned to perform horrifying weight-gain experiments on him. He was rescued by the recently resurrected SteveT and Hrunting, who then kidnapped him because SteveT had used a Flashforward Bombinator to learn that Ashley, the daughter of someone who Louis was in no way based off of, would refuse to join him as his minion and felt like taking it out on Louis. Louis was used as bait to lure the Festivity Attenders into Hrunting's new lair, where SteveT viciously beat them and was then bested by Donkeyman.