The Guz

Full Name: THE GUZ
Birthdate: Always Never Occasionally
Species: Demigod
Nationality: Ocean of Time
Creator: The Guz
First Appearance: The OnGoing Adventures of the GCPA

Background

The Guz (pronounced GOOZ) is, was and will be the greatest of humanoids. Born at the end of time, in the fires that consumed the world, he quickly mastered the secrets of time travel and spent all of eternity endlessly travelling the timestream. During this process he became not only his own father, but also his own mother, brother and all of his family members. He also experienced many tragedies- such as the time he travelled back in time to stop the creation of emo music, his greatest enemy, only to wind up accidentally creating it himself.

He spent many years travelling the cosmos until an accident in the 2000's that caused him to lose most of his powers as well as his memory. So The Guz relied on his extensive knowledge of firearms and adopted the alias of Stampede the Marksman. It is unknown exactly when, but he had joined the Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada as the crew's marksman by the time of The OnGoing Adventures of the GCPA. When they found out about his true identity as The Guz, Que Pasa and No Name started competing for his attention.

Abilities

The Guz is capable of many godlike feats yet always fears punishment by the Big Guy if he misuses his power. Even without his divine powers, as Stampede he is a master marksman and a master of many other weapons. He is also a great artist and a bass guitar player.

Other Versions

Bizarro Stampede, Stampede's Bizarro counterpart operating on the navy ship of the Goldendon Cheesecake, is an emo kid who whines about things like his uncreative name.

Trivia

• Stampede's name comes from an anime character, Vash the Stampede from Trigun.
  

In Other Media

As Stampede, he appeared in The Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada Movie: Gorilla of Fate and the music video for Mechanical Ape. In the latter he wielded a sword instead of his usual aresenal due to fears of censorship. He will also play a major role in The Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada Movie II: The Secret of The Guz, which, as the title suggests, will reveal secrets about his past. He is played by his creator in all appearances.