Fred

Full Name: Sir Fredrick Von Bisquick IIVII
Birthdate: (Fred is stuck at the age of Thirty-four, with a mentality of a child. He could have theoretically been born anytime 34 years before VGF Member OG, probably exactly.)
Species: Wafflonian
Nationality: Wafflonian, now Canadian
Creator: Fred
First Appearance: Member OG 2: The Jewel Heist

Background

This is a story, all about Fred. Like Superman, he was sent off his planet as it exploded, which was destroyed and lightly basted by King Bob the Random. Fred landed on Earth, and after a horrible wood-softener related accident, Fred's growth was stunted, along with his intelligence and aging. He obtained his hammer at a 2-1 "somewhat-previously-used-for-evil" yard sale, where he met parts of TWIFATIT, as well as the Toe Clan and Lithium Debater, joining their ranks by signing up on e-mail, but never really attending any meetings.

Timeline History

Good Timeline

Sold himself out to Golem in Gamehiker Member OG and attempted to do something but failed miserably. Basically did nothing except win a three-legged race. Oh yeah, he betrayed the Party Goers with Lupus and got crushed. Later escaped to space and formed a cult-like-clan and died in a horrible accident, leaving a small legacy behind.

Bad Timeline

Fred joined with the OGers out of the blue to stop the Sephnits at the request of his friend Absolutely Nobody in Member OG 2: The Jewel Heist, also enjoyed the dip. Was forgotten and literally did nothing in Member OG 3: Subtitle Soon! except getting stepped on and being blackmailed into retrieving the Cheese Star plans for TWIFATIT.

Fred betrayed the group as well in this timeline and joined Lupus's ranks in Member OG 4: GORE-ILLA's Quest, becoming a regular rag doll, getting beaten up time and time again. After a short disappearance, he returns near the end of Member OG 6: VGF Moon and kills King Bob to avenge his people, and then continues to hound the OGers with the aid of Lithium Debater and the Toe Clan in the last Member OGs. In Member OG 10: Full Circle, Fred and Lithium battled Black Cat and Dark Ditto. After Lithium was cut in half, Fred attempted a kamikaze attack by leaping into radioactive goo and sending it loose in a flood of death. However, Fred survived and was only fused to the body of EVIL Scientist Dude, making them FrESD. The two were later seperated after being pounded by a powerful punch from GORE-ILLA.

The OGers: The Third Generation information non-existant or unknown at this time.

Neutral Timeline

Due to Cat NOT screwing around with the TASTS, and no calamity occuring, Fred's life was pretty peaceful, though he became very frightened of politicians. He studied online sites, including Gamehikers, and died in a full-out attempt to figure out the timeline splits and plot holes between Party Goers and the Member OG series.

Actually he became High Chancellor of Canada somehow and started war with America in Mega Mega Extreme Doki Doki Panik Turbo Revival XXL. He eventually agreed to a ceasefire after being inspired by a new Elvis song, and built a wall to keep Americans from entering Canada.

Quotes

Koopa Xtreme: I trust you fixed the cheese ray?

Fred: Oh, you. You D. Man.
-Member OG 8: This Title is irrelevant.