Koopa

Full Name: Koopa I
Birthdate: 1982
Species: Koopa Troopa
Nationality: Uncle Billy
Creator: Lupus
Family: Koopa II: Son, Koopa III: Grandson, Koopa IV: Great Grandson, Koopa V: Great Great Grandson, Koopa Xtreme: Very great grandson.
First Appearance: Member OG

Background

Koopa was the snivelling right-hand man of Lupus. Koopa's main duty was fixing the darned ski lift. He also did the nasty quite some times, leading him to have a large amount of descendants so early in his life.

Bad Timeline

His first meeting with Lupus, as Introbulus depicted in Member OG Zero: Before the Cheesecake, occurred when he was fired by Bowser for incompetence and found a flier for jobs at Lupus's cliched mountain lair. After getting tired of a job at a fast food restaurant, he decided to take Lupus up on his offer and arrived just as Lupus finished demoting his previous assistant, a bag of flour. Koopa was then assigned to kill Yami Yoshi for Lupus but wound up going hungry and eating the bag of flour.

Koopa accompanied Lupus for most of Member OG until Shane apparently killed Koopa. But instead, Koopa was only banished to BanLand and later met Lupus after he arrived there. In the meantime most of his descendants had tried to avenge his death only to die themselves. Koopa was fused with his last remaining descendent, Koopa V, to become the Mega-Koopa. However, Fusion was able to unfuse them and kill Koopa V. Koopa was able to escape unscathed and swore revenge on the OGers for killing his decendants.

Koopa received Lupus's vast inheritance after Lupus died. However, Koopa took refuge in a cave within the Koopahari Desert to avoid the civil war that had brewed between Dark GORE and Gamechamp. He had given each of them one of the two keys needed to unlock Lupus's vault. The OGers later met him there and made him spill his secrets. They brought Koopa with them, but he later betrayed and ditched the OGers. Koopa was still trapped in the desert in Member OG 3: Subtitle Soon! and had lost his memory. However, he later found Yami Yoshi's deck of Yu-Gi-Oh cards.

Koopa used the power of the cards to wreak havoc. The cards were actually provided by Dark Jim, so he made Koopa into his loyal servant until the OGers confused him with his latest descendant and thought he was dead. Koopa later returned to bomb the other OGers. Then near the end, he tried ambushing Fred with Dark GORE and Pyro, but he was foiled when he accidentally played the "Pour Herbal Essences on Myself" card. Then he appeared in Member OG 4: GORE-ILLA's Quest, trying to make himself the central villain again. However, in this OG he was reunited with Lupus and returned to being Lupus's whipping-boy.

Koopa soon joined up with the Anti-OG Six as the rival of SwordMaster, neither of whom anyone paid much attention to. The original Koopa continued appearing with the Anti-OG Six in Member OG 6: VGF Moon. However, by Member OG 8: This Title is irrlevant, he was replaced by Koopa Xtreme. Afterwards its hard to tell which appearances were by Koopa and which were by Koopa Xtreme in cases where the character was simply called Koopa. Koopa (or one of his descendants) was later killed by Lupus in Member OG 10: Full Circle when he used a Double Cheese Ray to find out which Koopa was the real one and which was an imposter in disguise.

Good Timeline

Koopa never had a role in any OG and later died after being pushed off a ski lift and eaten by wolverines. Koopa II became ninja-like to avenge not only his father's death, but his lack of appearances. And find his murderer.

Quotes

Koopa: Actually, Introbulus and Fusion are both partially immortal so...

Sephinty: Shut up!

Koopa: Why should I listen to you?

Lupus: Koopa, shut up!

Koopa: Yes sir.
-Member OG 4: GORE-ILLA's Quest.