Member OG Zero: Before the Cheesecake

Start: May 21, 2003
End: Discontinued (last post on May 18, 2004)
Timeline: Bad Timeline
Writers: GORE-ILLA, GreatLuigi, Black Skull Dragoshi, Fusion, Introbulus, Fred, Golem, Legion, Neo, DM.
Main Cast: The Monkey, Introbulus, Jim, MON-KILL, Black Skull Dragoshi, Fred, GreatLuigi, Moondo, Fortune Teller, random Team Monkey members.
Archive: Read it here!

Overview

I didn't post in this one either.

Yeah, well I did.

Member OG 0 was a "pre-Member OG" OG, which actually a few other VGFers posted in that were welcome to join the OG but didn't in time to get hooked and follow it to Gamehikers. Not that that many got hooked anyways..

It wrote about the pasts of characters such as Fred, BSD, Fusion, GORE, GreatLuigi, and maybe one or two others I forget. The individual stories were mostly seperate but intersected at points. I think it was set loosely three years before the first MOG.

Plot Summary

• GORE's Story- Tells the story of The Monkey, would have led to his being captured by Lupus. After the author decided The Monkey and GORE should be seperate people, he was planning to reveal that in the ending but was too lazy to continue. Contains my worst writing ever
• BSD's Story- Black Skull Dragoshi wreaks havoc across the world during his days as a villain. This plot also intersected with many others, mostly because people wanted to beat the snot out of BSD. By the time the story died, he had met with Moondo, Neo, Neo's friend Sano something, Pinchy, Fred and Legion.
• Introbulus's Story- Introbulus and Jim are assigned by their mysterious organization to perform actions that will lead to the foundation of the OG Six. First they make sure Fusion gets the genes he needs, and then they appoint SwordMaster the Defender of Cheesecake. Intersects with Fusion's Story.
• Fred's Story- Fred, late for a hockey game, learns the secrets of his Wafflonian past, meets GreatLuigi and then meets BSD.
• GreatLuigi's Story- Shows how GreatLuigi got the Devil's Scepter and first met with Fred.
• Fusion's Story- Since Fusion's creation was already shown in Member OG, this showed the scientists preparing to create him. Thus it was just a bunch of scientists collecting genes and the most boring of the stories. Although Golem used this oppertunity to work in cameos of Yami Yoshi and Pharoah Yami Yoshi.
• Lupus's Story- Lupus appeared in several posts- first plotting to destroy the OG Six before they were created, and then plotting to run against Yami Yoshi as the OG Board Mod.
• Team Monkey's Story- When he was bored of writing about The Monkey, GORE wrote several single posts involving random members of Team Monkey. He wrote one with Mousie, one with Bullwinkle, and another with EVIL Scientist Dude and Ol' Bessie that was set up as a parody of the Resident Evil movie.

Quotes

Fortune Teller: And...Now...(gasp)...I.. Am...Dead. (Fortune Teller dies)

Fred: This keeps happening to me. I've never made it on time to a Hockey Game in my life. Oh well, for now I can just dance to forget this whole thing.

(Fred dances to "Oops! There it is!" music)
-A metaphor for what happened to this OG.