Party Goers Heroes Page 1
Author: Golem
(OOC: Nintenfreak Jr. basically dictated this post to me in a chat, so, uh, thank him.)
~Isis writes her name down on a sheet of paper.~
Isis
Age: 15
Appearance: (broken image link)
Miscellanea: She has powers she knows of but cannot grasp. She looks upon this story as a chance to hone them somewhat.
Rhyk: Well, I came this far, I think I'll join.
Rhyk
Age: 3
Appearance: (broken image link)
Miscellanea: Designed after Golem.
Rhykette: Yeah, that's the spirit!
Rhykette
Age: 3?
Appearance: Female Rhyk.
Miscellanea: Also designed after Golem, she loves adventure and fighting for good.
~Rhyk signs his name on the paper, and so does Rhykette.~
Isis: So what's this thing about again?
Rhykette: Geez, Isis. Well, we're here on Party Planet to find the rare treasure.
Author: Nintenfreak
Nintenfreak: Hurry, Hurry, everyone must fill this form out and attach a picture.
Enthree: I don't understand...
Big Al: I think it's something like this, sweetheart:
Name: Big Al
Nick Name: Nintenfreak Jr.
Age: 23
Appearance: www.pencilneck.tripod.com...index.html Look for Big Al
Likes: Food, especially Raw Fruits and Vegetables
Dislikes: People who hurt his friends.
Bio: Big Al plays a never ending game of follow the leader. He's always been more than SubServant to his friends, especially his superior. After an auto accident, his arm had to be surgically removed and replaced with a shape shifting prosthesis. When he becomes extremely infuriated, he becomes a bear that relys on basic instinct. He was born to Infrared and Ultraviolet, super heroes that sent him to super hero school.
Name: Nintenfreak
Alias: Robert Oekeki
Age: 16.9 Billion years old
Appearance: Above link, just click on Nintenfreak Sr.
Likes: Peace and order.
Dislikes: Wrong and bad.
Bio: Nintenfreak Sr. is akin to the borg from Star Trek. In reality is is a divine spirit with a counterpart in every dimension. He chose Big Al as his successor because he though that Big Al possesed the needed power to correct a one day great wrong. he was right, but Big Al couldn't have done it alone.
Name: Enthree
Alias: None
Age: 10
Appearance: The aforementioned link.
Likes: Reading people's minds.
Dislikes: What she finds in the minds of some.
Bio: The daughter of Big Al and his Hear-and-not-Seen Amazonian wife. Enthree posses the ability to read peoples minds and contoll her hair like a third appendage. She is constantly helping her dad in situations he can't handle. She is, however, not trusting of her father's best friend, Flutter.
Björni: Where do I sign?
Name: Benjamin Herrjolfsson Björni
Age: 60ish
Appearance: High Ranking Former-Nazi Generalish Mustache, Helmet, and Goggles.
Likes: The Air, Adventuring.
Dislikes: the ocean.
Bio: Adopted by an evil dictator known as Minefuror from another world after his parents were assassinated. Before he defected, He was the Highest ranking General in the Roketzistani army. Rather than rule a country of evil, Nintenfreak pursuaded him to join him and King Blue of Turquoise in an all-out war to end Roketzistani occupation of What would later become known as Nothing. His Trechery was ill recieved by his adoptive dad. After the Axis forces were removed from power, the entire country was bombed, killing many, mutating the rest into new species. Till today, he criss-crosses the globe of every dimension he visits in a hot air Balloon.
Author: Golem
Rival: We're here! ~as he and another person walk into a building~
Name: You're not getting a bio out of me (another broken image link)
Mol: ~looking up at a banner overhead~ A contest to find treasure?! What does this have to do with our search for Moondo?!
Name: Not him either (another other broken image link)
Rival: Moondo looks for stuff like this because it attracts people that he is out to stop!
Mol: How can you be so sure?
Rival: I'm the one with the info, alright? Just trust me! He'll be on this planet for sure!
Mol: PLANET?! How far have you taken me?!
Rival: Quit your whining.
Mol: Fine... Okay, we can register here.
Rival: Hold on!
Mol: ~putting down pen~ Hmm?
Rival: If we do that he knows we're here!
Mol: Oh... right... So we're going to find this treasure without registering? What if someone catches us?
Rival: A. we don't need to find the treasure, just Moondo, and B., they won't. Trust me.
Mol: ~sigh~
Author: Nintenfreak
Big Al: So, How do we get to this Party Planet?
NintF: You just leave that to me, oh ye of little faith.
Nintenfreak chants In a strange language, and in an instant, they are at the regisration booth. After turning in their Applications, They are given a Clue.
To reach this Clue, you will draw nigh,
So long as you travel high in the sky.
Björni: Leave this to me, boys. Quick! to the Björnimobile
~At the Björni Mobile~
Big Al: You mean to tell me that you have one on every planet.
Björni: Not EVERY planet, just the ones with Oxygen and gravity less than 5.26 Earth Gravity.
NintF: How can you tell?
Björni: I have an eye for detail. *pops out glass eye*
Author: Masamune
Masamune: Looks like the Party Goers are up to- huh? Where did this bio come from?
Name: Masamune
Age: Indeterminable
Info: A sword possessed by two spirits capable of projecting a body (or two) to wield it.
Masamune: Well! There goes all MY secrets.
Dodo: Most unfortunate. Seems I have one here too.
Name: Dodo
Age: You ought not to ask.
Info: Former servant of Valentina, after getting an education at Raphael's School for Ravens, he joined Masamune as his minion and advisor.
Masamune: Your's is longer than mine.
Dodo: Eh?
Masamune: Longer! Not fair at all, I'm the star!
Dodo: I had no intentions of-
Masamune: I know exactly what we will do. We're going to turn this into a Party Goers of epic proportions.
Dodo: How so?
Masamune: This will be.... PARTY GOERS IN SPACE!
Dodo: It is all ready called "Party Goers Heroes", sir.
Masamune: I know a pal named Gamehiker who could fix that, but we'll not worry about that. This will be a Party Goers Space Oddity and that, as they say, is that.
Dodo: Don't you mean Space Odyssey?
Masamune: Yeah, what did I say? Anways...
Dodo: Oh dear...
Masamune: TO THE SWORDEFLLER!
Dodo: Are you sure that spaceship will fly?
Masamune: It is shaped like a sword. Therefor it must.
Dodo: I hope I live to regret this...
Author: Golem
Isis: Hey... what's this? ~looking back on counter where they signed their names~ We forgot something! ~picks paper up, reads it~
To reach this Clue, you will draw nigh,
So long as you travel high in the sky.
Rhykette: That's pretty simple. All we've got to do is look up!
Rhyk: Wait, you might be looking at it wrong.
Isis: Right, it could be a large picture that can only be seen from up above.
Rhykette: Well, you two look up around me while I fly and look down on the ground.
Isis, Rhyk: Sounds good! ^_^
Rhyk: But... I was hoping this was going to be a bit funner.
Isis: And challenging.
Rival: ~with Mol hiding outside of the registration building~ On second thought, we should get to the prize. That way, when he finds it, we find him.
Mol: That's what I was thinking.
Rival: >:
Anyway, we need a place to start... ~sees Nintenfreak & co. about to hop into the Bjorni Mobile~ Ah-hah! What's that piece of paper they have there?!
Mol: Something that will help us?
Rival: Stop doing that! ~gets up~ Hop to! ~bolts towards Nintenfreak Sr., who is currently holding the paper, and ready to charge into him~
Author: Nintenfreak
Judge: Hold it! Hold it, you guy!
Big Al: Is something wrong?
Judge: Well, You aren't allowed to take off or hurt each other, yet.
Enthree: Why not?
Judge: Because the contest doesn't start until 6:00 tomorrow morning.
Mol: Why?
Judge: We need everyone to be refreshed. After then, you can still register, but you don't get rest. You'll all be treated to a Complimentary Dinner and breakfast and recieve a free hotel room.
Rival: We'll settle this later.
NintF: Yes, I assume we will.
As Rival's gang walks away, Rival's pants fall down.
Bjorni: Score one for the good guys!
Author: Golem
~Later...~
Rhyk: ~walking into the dining room, across the way is Nintenfreak and company coming in~ Hey! :D
Nintenfreak: Hi!
Everyone Else: ~looking across the way~ Who are they?
~After they've all met and sat down...~
Nintenfreak: Hey, how did we end up in the same dining room, anyway?
Rhyk: Pure chance?
Passing Waiter: Rooms are divided by time of registration.
Enthree: Say, those other guys were with us by the registration office or whatever it is when we were... where are they?
Rival: ~looking at them through a window~ ~grumble...~
~Several waiters come in, each carrying huge dishes with different foods. They put them down around on the table evenly so all of the 24 people sitting have something in front of them.~
Isis: I already ate dinner at home, but now I'm famished!
Mol: Man, that food looks good...
Rival: C'mon, we're gonna get some.
Mol: How?
Rival: ~looks at Mol incredulously~
Mol: Oh, right! We can dress up as waiters!
Rival: There ya go. And it wouldn't hurt to pick up any information about the treasure we find on the way, either~!
Author: Luiigii of the Pipes
~Luigi leans back in his chair, cap over his eyes, sleeping.~
Luigi of the Pipes
Age: 20
Appearance: *see comic* Lanky, bearded, hobo-looking guy. Wears a Mario-ish hat and has a doorknob nose.
Info: An orphan from the Forest of Illusions, blood-brother to the goomba, Slort, who he grew up with.
Skills: Typical Jedi stuff, immunity to fire, heat, and fire/heat-related substances, minimum control over heat, fire, and heat/fire-related substances. Minor infection with Goombeli Virus allows him to understand Slort's speech.
Splog: ~checks clock~ How long has he been laying there?
Splog Goomboy
Age: 24
Appearance: Typical Goomba look, save for down-turned protruding teeth. Short lashes, black eyes with white pupils, shoes.
Info: Older brother of Slort, unknown history between ages 7 and 21.
Skills: Translation of any and all languages (including nonsensical languages like Goombeli, due to minor Goombeli Virus infection).
Slort: *shrugs*
Slort Goomboy
Age: 22
Appearance: Typical Goomba look, save for down-turned protruding teeth. Long lashes, white eyes with black pupils, barefoot.
Info: Younger brother of Splog, blood brother of Luigi. He's completely infected by the Goombeli Virus, which prevents him from using understandable speech, unless speaking to someone else infected with Goombeli.
Skills: Unknown effects of the Goombeli Virus. High-energy attacks such as Goomba Beam and Goomba Blast (think Kuribo-hame-ha).
Splog: Bah, he sleeps enough as is.
~Splog jumps onto the arm of the chair and leans in next to Luigi's ear.~
Splog: WAKE UP!!!
~Luigi snaps forward and swings blindly at Splog, knocking him to the floor.~
Splog: OWCH!
Luigi: Huh? What's the matter with you guys?
Slort: <We've decided to take up a new hobby.>
Splog: Um, OW over here.
Luigi: Yes, as if the no-handed juggling wasn't thrilling enough for you. v_v
Slort: <No no, it's a good one this time.>
Splog: Ow. Oh, ow.
Luigi: Mm hmm... that being?
Slort: <We're gonna be rare item seekers.>
Splog: ~jumps up~ That's right! First stop: Buzzy's End, where we shall find... THE SUPER MUSHROOM OF BUZZY'S END!!!
Luigi: Quite the original name.
Splog: Yeah, I thought so too.
Luigi: And why was I awakened for this?
Splog: Well, we were worried that it might be sitting up on a high pedestal, and since neither of us can reach... at all...
Luigi: ~grumbles~ Let me go get my sunglasses...
Author: Masamune
~Aboard the Spaceship Swordefeller~
Dodo: *is looking over the side* I can't believe we are still alive...
Masamune: I told you turning this old pirate ship into a spaceship was a cool idea.
Dodo: But there is nothing to keep the air in!
Masamune: Forcefield, silly. I mena, if there can be flying subs, why not sail ship thingies in space?
Dodo: Because it's impractical.
Masamune: Oh poo on you, I hardly care. I think it looks cool and I like the eyepatch I got.
Dodo: So where are we headed anyways?
Masamune: Didn't read the last po- fine. *pulls out script* Lessee... Act 1, Scene 3.... Here we go. The Mushroom World. To Buzzy's End to err find a Super Mushroom.
Dodo: Oh. Wow, that almost sounds umm... exciting? Thrilling? Amazing? No wait, I know. Boring.
Masamune: Stop whining you old crow...
Dodo: . . . .
Masamune: Old... Crow....? *bursts out laughing* Oh! Oh! Oh! I kill myself... that was GOOD.
Dodo: . . . .
Masamune: Oh come off it, bird. I thought it was a good joke. Nothing *snickers* fowl about it at all.
Dodo: I revise my statement. I hope I don't live to regret this.
Author: Nintenfreak
Big Al: Hey, Where's Golem?
RHYK: Sorry, but he descided not to come.
Isis: Yup, it's just me and his robotic clones.
Enthree: Does anyone know what the prize is?
RHYK: Perhaps we should ask.
Björni: After dinner, I'm starving.
Big Al: Well, there's something we can both agree on. Let's Dig in.
Narrator: *in normal person voice* Am I late? They already started?! Ah great. *in serious Reporter voice* The Party Goers continue to eat their hardy meal. But, what could be the treasure everyone is after?
Author: Golem
Rhyk: Ummm... so do we just sit here? It's not like we can eat or anything...
Rhykette: ...
Let's go see how they make the food!
Rhyk: Gmmrgh? I guess it's better than sitting here...
~just outside the other side of the kitchen~
Rival: ~putting on the bow tie~ That was easy. ~looking at Mol~ You'll have to stay behind... unless you want to risk someone knowing about us.
Mol: ~sigh~ Fine. Why did I even come in? ~leaves~
Rival: ~looking around the kitchen, talking to self~ Now... there has to be some key or something somebody left behind...
Rhykette, Rival: Hey, where are the chefs, anyway?! ~notice each other~
Rhyk: ~behind Rhykette~ They already made the food, remember? :rolleyes Why would they be in here?
Rhykette: ~looking at Rival~ Hey, who are you?
Rival: I'm one of the waiters!
Rhykette: If memory banks serve, you weren't there when they served us food...!
Rival: Just go back to your table. ~walks over to Rhykette, tries to shove her in, but she stands firm~
Rhyk: ~throws open the door, shouts~ Hey! Anyone remember this guy?
Rival: :eek
Author: Masamune
Narrator: Just as the Rival is to be exposed...!
*someone suddenly bursts through the skylight. He is followed by two others, one is larger and the other smaller. When they enter into the light, they are easily identified as Murasame and his two flunkies, Krunk and Snipes*
Murasame: Krunk, grab that rival guy!
Rival: Eh? Who are you?
Murasame: ... If you must know... *pulls out crumpled piece of paper from pocket*
Name: Murasame Age: Unknown Info: Sword possessed by two spirits. Can project body (sometimes two) to wield sword. Is often up to evil plans.
Rhyk: Oh, I remember you. You're Masamune's evil twin, but only he has actually took over the world before.
Murasame: What!? You'll pay for that comment! Krunk, Snipes... get on board! We've got to get to the Mushroom World first!
Rhykette: Why?
Murasame: I'd tell you... but then I'd have to kill you.
Everyone: . . . .
Murasame: Oh, right. I was going to kill you anyways. :lol
Everyone: |I
Snipes: No time bossssss.... the next sssssscene issss about to begin!
Murasame: Curses! Snipes, Krunk! Get the nameless rival into the S.S. Longtooth! We have rivalrous rivalry to embark upon.... MWAHAHAHAHA-
Snipes: Bosssss! The next sssscene?
Murasame: Oh.... ciao!
Rhyk: Um... so maybe they've got a can opener in the kitchen for all this canned ravioli I've got?
Masamune: Darn that Murasame! *flips "Spy on Everyone TV" off* His bio was longer than mine too!
Dodo: Sir, simply relish the fact that this extremely short dialogue interrupted his scene.
Masamune: Yeah.... that was kinda worth it. :D
Author: Wonder Wario
WW: I gotta be part of this!
Name: Wonder Wario the Stupid
Age: 16
Appearence: Looks like Wario, except with two Ws.
Likes: Food, cartoons, and fighting.
Dislikes: Liars.
Bio: Unit B of two powerful clones created by (here it comes) aliens, WW is a gullible, idiot sod. He has the power to turn into a Super-Stupid at will, and when angered he can turn into a Hyper-Stupid.
Hedgehog: Yeah!!
Name: W.W. the Hedgehog
Nickname: Hedgehog
Age:14
Appearance: Looks exactly like Sonic, except he's purple, has longer spikes, and has a big yellow W on his forehead.
Likes: Same as Wonder , and acting cool.
Dislikes:Same as Wonder.
Bio: Created after fusing the DNA of Wonder and Sonic, Hedgehog was created. He can do anything Sonic can, and anything Wonder can, possibly making himself almost invincible. Of course, he doesn't know this. He also has a strong brotherly bond with Wonder.
WWMan: Right.
Name: W.W. Man
Age:12
Appearance: Looks like Mega Man except he's purple and yellow, and has a large, maroon colored W on his helmet.
Likes: Same as Wonder.
Dislikes: Same as Wonder.
Bio: Created to be superior to Wonder in every way, WWMan was actually a failure. He's a whiner, and doesn't care for trash talk. He uses his plasma cannon, and his two special attacks: The Cake Beam, and The Cake Napalmm. These are just names though, they have nothing to do with cake, and are quite destructive.
Author: Golem
~back in the dining room~
Rhykette: So...
Big Al: ...Is it just me, or did the bad guys just get rid of the bad guys?
Rhyk: Why aren't you on their tail?
Rhykette: I feel like I should, but... there's no reason to! This is just... kinda awkward.
Wonder Wario: FOOD!!!
~outside, Mol sees the ship come down to the roof of the building (this is during Masamune's last post)~
Mol: What's going on?! Hrm... ~looks around, spots a pipe leading down the building~ Ah! ~hops to the pipe, slowly makes it up, nearly ripping it from the side~ Phew! ~looks up to see ship ready to take off again~ Hey! You forgot me! ~just before Murasame, Krunks, and Snipes enter through a hatch in the bottom, Mol swings in and hides in a nearby janitor's closet~
Author: Timnis
Timnis: ~is skateboarding, sees the banner~ Cool! I'm going to try my skill at this! ~skates over to where the sign-up desk is, and pops skateboard up, grabbing it by the front trucks~
Name: Timnis
Age: 12
Appearance: (broken image link)
Likes: Food, comic book collecting, skateboarding, Streetball, Vans sneakers
Dislikes: Humidity, pumpkin seeds, dirt
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