Frenchie

Frenchie was the token French member of the Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada and yet another character submission from The Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada Sequel whose author never contributed. She wore a poofy dress and spoke in a French accent, and often fought with a stale baguette or some such item. Like the others introduced in the sequel, she started off in the future, where she maintained Mecha-Gorenicus but was unhappy with his treatment of her. She then quit and decided to help the pirates out and join their group.

Her talents came in handy at several points, even though coincidentally another mechanic (Lyssa) had been recruited shortly before she was. Her soul was sold to Chevy Chase along with the others.