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Yoshiman[edit]
Pluto: I will send you to semidamnation for being udderly annoying!
Pluto darns Bonkers for 15 minutes.
YM: Well, then, I have no reecognition of anyting that happened whatsoever. What's going on?
Mr. P: I think that we are here in a futile attempt to get Ditto destroyed. . . again.
YM: So what's the big Master of the semiunderworld doing here?
Pluto: Uh. . . I don't know. PWD thought I lived here. So I do. (sporks YM)
Dude: So, uhh, waddayagonnado?
Pluto: Uh. . . I don't know.
OM: Yeah, big and mighty king-o-semi-underworld don't know anything about no-
Pluto darns OM for 15 minutes.
Golem: So, we fight?
Out of the nearby sewer comes. . . Masamune!
Masa: AAAAAAHHHH!!! Alligator!
Pluto: I hate alligators! (runs)
Masa: My mistake. Big hunka wood. I think.
All: Eww!
Golem[edit]
Golem: !!! Mysterious Sillouette!
MYSTERIOUS SILLOUETTE!!!
The really dangerous guy!!!
Magi: Lemme possess 'im...
Heheh!
MS(Magi): I will now perform the Hokey Pokey!
Masamune[edit]
Masamune: Wait! It IS a crocodile! It's Kloak and Dagger, Ghost Kremlings!
Golem: Ack!
MS(Magi): Then you turn yourself around, thats what its all about...
Magikoopa[edit]
MagiKoopa: Be right back. [zips off]
Diddy Kong comes up to the scene, defeats Kloak and Dagger, and walks off, zombie-like.
Diddy Kong: I was happy to do it. [walks into a river]
Ditto: Who sent all these people down here?? let's see... [sends bonkers to hell, sends MY "Mysterious Silhouette"(C)(tm)(R) character to New Jersey, and sends Oddball Mario back up to the surface, for fear of the story being further halted]
Sapphire: Now what fiendish plans do you have... planned?
Ditto: Why, take a look in that mirror over there.
Sapphire looks at a nearby mirror to--
Sapphire: Wait! That's no mirror! It's an empty frame!
Sapphire 2: Or is it?
Ditto: Remember how you choked on that cotton swab you found in your ice cream cone?
Sapphire: Yeah?
Ditto: Well, I used the saliva off it to clone you! Now, I'm off to wash my hands.
Sapphire 2: My mission is to lead Golem and his friends to their fate, then kidnap MagiKoopa's Haunter to use in Ditto's master plan.
back on the surface...
Yoshiman: 31 flavors, my rear! I'm gonna sue for false advertising!
Golem: Maybe later.
As the gang passes a blank sign [fresh from the sign factory!], an arrow is carved in it.
Mr. P: Look!
Vorpal: Suppose we should go that way?
Dude: Why not?
So, everybody heads to Rocketsville. a guard stops them at the gate to the downtown area.
James: Hold it right there. Are you guys residents? Let's see your Rocketsville Citizenship passports.
all: uh...
out of nowhere, two passports appear and float into James' hands.
James: So, where are.. [reads passes] MagiKoopa and Meowth?
Golem: Oh! You see, they were killed in...
James freezes in place for a minute.
James: Alright, you can enter on these guest passes.
James hands out guest passes to everyone.
Oddball Mario: This is getting weirder and weirder!
Dude: It's as if they were actually here.
Golem: Waitaminute! it all makes sense now! the floating boombox, the people acting strange, the sign pointing here! now I understand!
Yoshiman: Well, don't keep us in the dark!
Golem: The smog content in the air must be unusually high this month!
all: [fall over]
Mr. P: Excuse me! Sir! Which way to Baskin Robbins?
James: go two blocks down the street and turn left. it's on the right side.
Yoshiman: Great! Let's go!
Sapphire 2: MagiKoopa! can you hear me?
MagiKoopa: eh???
Meowth: What is it?
Sapphire 2: It's me! Sapphire! Not to fear, I've beat Ditto up and I'm safe. Just come down here and get me!
Haunter: Doesn't sound like something Sapphire would say...
MagiKoopa: How come we have to get you?
Sapphire 2: because I can't jump all the way out of the semi-underworld!
MagiKoopa: Makes sense.
something weird's goin' down. our heroes are on their way to a portal to Ditto's place, but is Sapphire 2 luring them into a trap with their defenses down?? bum bum bum...
oh, and one more thing.
Censor Man: Those hatchets, chainsaws, staplers, and sharpened umbrellas better not do what I think they're about to do...
[SPEAR!]
(staple) (staple) (staple)
(HACK!)
[whhrrrrrrr... bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt!]
[plop!]
guess that's the end of Censor Man for now.
Masamune[edit]
Masamune: ~is now 'magically' in his laboratory with Censorman~
C.S. Man was a normal Magikoopa creation... until Magikoopa hurt him!
But we can rebuild him!
~scene with Masamune using a large hammer on C.S. Man's head~
Make him Faster!
~C.S. Man starts running in circles, attempting to catch his coat tail~
Stronger!
~C.S. Man finally gets the canopener to open a can of Spam~
Smarter!
~C.S. Man manages to solve a simple addition problem~
He is Censor Man, He is.... The Six Million Dollars and twenty two cents man!
Magikoopa and Meowth have now made it to where Saphire 2 is....
Saphire 2: Ok! Now let's go to the abandoned conspicuous building on forgotten Street!
Magi: Hmm... strange place to stop...
Meowth: Psst! Maybe we'll get a reward!
~Magi nods excitedly, and he and Meowth spirit her up, but she runs into the underworld ceiling, and falls the hundreds of feet into Lava~
Magi: You see where Saph went?
Meowth: Nosiree
Magi: Oh well... Let's go possess Masamune!
Vorpal[edit]
Vorpal: Wait who am I?
Golem: You're the real Slim Shady!
Vorpal: (slaps Golem) SHUT UP! I thought I was Pluto, Lord of the Semi-underworld!
OBM: Oh, Jeez! Could we just go on with the story.
Sgt. Flutter flies in.
Flutter: Didn't you realize I was in the story?
All: . . . no.
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