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Author: GreatLuigi

GL: Yah! That was so great. M-M-M-M????-MUAHAHAHHAHAHA!

GL learned "Cliche Evil Laugh!"

GL: MUAHAHHAHA! IT'S ONE OF THE POWERS I GET IF I INFUSE MY ARM WITH THE SCEPT- INFUSE!!?!?!?!

GL shifts his attention over to his arm, now a bloody, mutilated(sp?) mess. The scepter had sent veins and burn marks running down the hand and into the body, so that it could get total control over it when needed.

GL: This sucks. Now I can't sell it on the black market!

GL walked out of the alleyway of the big suburban area and tripped over a table cloth lying in the street. But that wasn't the problem....the cloth was....PURPLE!!!!

GL:AHHHH A FRUIT

Fortune Teller: Erm, no.

GL: Coulda fooled me. You a fortune tellah, rigtah?

FT: That I am. I will tell you your future, evil one!!!1

GL: Awesome, but how can you tell I'm evil?

FT: You're wearing a long, hooded black robe which envelopes your right hand, so naturally....

GL: Bah! It's original.

FT: I see great things in your future...um...I see a great tripleship between your future associate and employer!

GL: WHAT UP HOMMIE, I'M FIGHTING FOR THE RIGHT TO LOVE, WHAT UP HOMMIE

FT: You're not listening, right?

GL: No, not really. But I heard and I don't understand.

FT: Look to the stars.

GL: What is that supposed to mean and how is it going to help me?

FT: I dunno. It's this dumb riddle I give you and you have to figure it out and when you do you'll say "So that's what he meant when he said look to the stars!"

GL: Who the **** are you?

FT: I am-HACK! DYING AGAIN!

The FT falls to the ground dead.

GL: Whatever! Whenever! Dododododbusla!

Guy: Heard of this project goin' down unda' gound?

Guy2: Nope, where is it?

Guy: They just say it's underground, tryin' to keep it unda' wraps, ya' know?

GL: Interesting! HEY, LOSERS! I'M JUST YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBOOR HOOD SPIDER MAN!!!!

GL runs and crashes into a lampost, knocking him out.

Episode 16: GB Vs. BSD + RPG battle = This Episode and some Foreshadowing. by BSD

RPG Battle:

BSD's HP:2200/2000

BSD's FP:100/100

BSD's MP:400/400

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GB's HP:2300/2300

GB's FP:Infinity/Infinity

GB's MP:0/0

BSD uses Headbutt. -5 FP. 100 HP damage to GB.

GB uses GB Bomb. 400 damage to BSD.

BSD uses Flaming Sword Slash. -10 MP. Critical Hit! 695 damage to GB!

GB uses fire breath. 120 damage to BSD.

BSD's charging up an attack!

GB's charging up an attack!

BSD uses Fire Sword Explosion. -30 MP and 10 FP. 800 damage to GB. 200 recoil damage done to BSD.

GB uses Giga Cannon. 900 damage to BSD.

BSD*To himself*:Looks like that oversized dragon is harder to take out than I thought.

GB*Thinking*:This kid's a very tough cookie! He won't give up without a fight!

BSD uses Magma Punch. *1200 damage to GB*

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End Battle--------------------

GB*Weakly*:I have something to tell you before I pass away.

BSD: What is it?

GB:It's that in the future you will switch sides and join up with a group called the OGers.

BSD:GWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH A! I wouldn't be caught dead with a group by that retarded name!

GB:You'll meet most of them here.

BSD: Fine i'll take your word for it. But,how long will I still be a villain?

GB:3 years and 30 minutes.

BSD:Anything else?

GB:Only that you will fight an evil god.

GB turns into a lifeless trophy,and BSD picks it up,then puts it in a black backpack.

BSD summons TM and both continue their rampage through Japan.

TO BE CONTINUED.

Episode 17: ...And I Repeat, NOTHING You Saw Happened... by Introbulus

(At the lab where scientist are beginning the construction of Fusion, they have almost completed the "List-0-cells" for Fusion)

Scientist: ...and last, but not least, %&$)%&#)^ the Master of Censored Swearing!

%&$)%&#)^: You %^)*$ &)$@&&@)*^! Do you *%$#)#^% think I'll 874#(^#^*(%^!?!? This %*$@)^%$# is 2%*^$#&^)*$# and 2%^*$#&^% gurgaplex*%@$%)$#&% you%@*%&)$@%nemophiliacs!

Scientist: (Sigh) I hate these types, but the boss said we had to collect EVERY cell in the universe, so...(Takes a cell from %*)$%^...the Master of Censored Swearing)

Introbulus: So, who exactly IS your boss?

Scientist: Now now, that would be giving away a crucial plot element for future stories, wouldn't it? Say, who are you anyway?

Introbulus: Oh, don't worry, you'll never remember me!

...

Introbulus: Er...Jim? Selective-Memory-Wiper please?

Jim: Huh? Oh yeah! Uhhh...here! (Jim hands Introbulus a yellow box with a camera lense stickin out)

Introbulus: Okay then, now...uhhh, would you say all of those guys down there are looking in this general direction?

Scientist: Yeah, I'd say so.

Introbulus: Good.

(FLASH!)

Introbulus: Okay, listen up everyone! Uhhh......all this stuff that just happened...never happened, okay? And...well...go away! Forget about this stuff! Oh, except for you, scientist dude! You still have to invent Fusion! Okay, everyone got all that?

All the heroes and villians and the scientist look at Introbulus with a dazed look, as if they don't know what he's talking about.

Introbulus: ...Er, right then, carry on!

(Introbulus and the warriors disappear)

(A few seconds later...)

Scientist: Wha...Huh? Hey! Where'd all the...? Oh well, it doesn't matter! I've got all the cells we need, now we can begin working on the fusion techniques!

(Meanwhile, somewhere in the Universe...)

Jim: Well, that was a bit sloppy, but I'd say our "friend" Fusion will be up and running by the time the OGers form! Who's our next target?

Introbulus: Someone named "SwordMaster"...

To Be Continued...

Episode 18: From Japan to China by Black Skull Dragoshi

BSD and TM have destroyed most of Japan and are no heading to China,until a bunch of police officers get in the way.

BSD:Earthquake!

BSD puts his sword into the ground which causes an earthquake that kills all of the officers.

BSD:Now on to China!

BSD and TM move through the ocean to go to China.

Episode 19: Guess who, mon!

Its late at night (or early in the morning) as a lone taxi drives through the now-calm streets of New York City, carefully avoiding the ghetto areas of town. The driver was a young Jamaican woman who went by the name of Mousse. Right now she was going on a quick run through the city for any promisg clients before she parked in a safe parking lot and slept the rest of trhe night away. She then stopped her cab at the sight of an approaching costumer. He was a large, burly man, wearing a long black trenchcoat with a stylish hat. He pulled the door open and sat in the seat behind Mousse.

Mousse: Where to, mon?

Before Mousse could react, the man slung his left arm over the seat and around Mousse's neck. He then held a knife in his right hand up to her neck.

Thug: Why, we're not going anywhere. Why don't we just rest here for the night?

Mousse's right arm shot up and grabbed the thug's knife.

Thug: What the-?

Mousse: I may not know karate, but I know ca-razy!

Mousse then punched her right arm forward. The knife flew over Mousse's head, dragging the thug with it. The thug flew through the windshield and landed kissed the New York street. Mousse then flew from her car and saw the thug crawling to grab his knife. Mousse stepped on the crook's hand just as it was about to grab the knife. The thug yelped and leapt to his feet in a fighting stance. He slipped a pair of brass knuckles on his hands. He punched forward with his right hand. Mousse dodged it and grabbed it with her right hand. She then use her right leg to repeatedly kick the thug in the chest. The thug then punched with his left hand at Mousse, who let go of his other arm, flipped around behind him, and, before the thug could react, speared a pressure point on the back of his neck. The thug slumped and fell over, unconcious. While the robber slept, she searched his pockets and tossed any valuables she found into the cab. She finally found what she seked: the thug's walklet. This theif was loaed with cash. Mousse took out enough money to fix the windshield, put the rest of the moneyu back into the wallet, and slipped it into the robber's pocket.

Mousse: I guess they can have the rest.

She then picked up the thug and tossed him into an ally filled with hoboes. She got back in her cab and drove off into the night. She had been training herself for years, ever since Spider-Man saved her from a criminal. She hoped to eventually save up enough money to go to Japan and find a job requiring her skills.

Mousse: Ah, a few more years, mon. For all I know, I might wind up serving an EVIL monkey in a quest for world domination. Or maybe I could just
meet Shigeru Miyamoto.

*Elsewhere, in the laboratory...*

Head Scientist: Perfect! Just a few more cells and Fusion will be ready in about three years!
The French Foreign Legion will be proud!

Scientist: Weren't we working for Team Rocket?

Head Scientist: Well, they're really the same organi- I mean, yeah. My mistake. Team Rocket.

Episode 20: Who Called Him In? by Golem

~Moondo leaps, his long leather coat flowing behind him, rubble everywhere. As he lands in front of BSD and The Man his shoes clap on the ground.~

BSD: Earthquake!

~Within the blink of an eye, Moondo slides out a small dart gun from his right sleeve. He catches it, lines up a shot at BSD, and shoots it at BSD before his sword can hit the ground. The dart hits BSD's soft and white belly.~

Moondo: Here's a tip: don't announce your attacks before you do 'em.

BSD: Whuh... what did you... do...? ~collapses~

Moondo: ~turns to The Man~ I've got plenty of shots left. You want to give me a try?

The Man: You'll pay!

Moondo: Yeah? ~Moondo holds the gun up to his right eye to get good shot--~

The Man: Not this time! ~--but The Man knocks it out of his hand, then knocks Moondo back a few feet. Moondo flips himself upside down and turns the knock into a flip, which concludes with Moondo landing on his feet. At this point, Moondo holds the gun up to his eye again while he is unaware of BSD waking up.~ Sure hope I'm not in over my head...

Episode 21: The Dramatic, Epic Story of Bullwinkle

Bullwinkle sat at his table. He ate cheese and smoked a cigeratte.

THE END

Episode 22: The Defender of Cheesecake! by Introbulus

Jim: This "Swordmaster" guy should be just up ahead.

Introbulus: What does our mission statement say about him?

Jim: Well, he's a master of swords, as if we couldn't tell from his name, and we have to...dub him "Defender of Cheesecake"???

Introbulus: That's...odd.

Jim: What's so important about cheesecake?

Introbulus: I dunno, maybe it's a plot device?

Jim: Could be.

Swordmaster: Who's that over there talking about plot devices?

Jim: It's Swordmaster! Put this king outfit on!

(Introbulus puts the king outfit on without question)

Introbulus: Wait, what's your...?

(Jim has hidden behind the bushes, just as Swordmaster shows up)

Swordmaster: A king!

Introbulus: Erm, uhhh, yeah! That's...who...I...am...

Swordmaster: What are you doing in a place like this, your magesty?

Introbulus: Erm, looking for you?

Swordmaster: For me?!? Why would you be looking for me? What are you king of, anyway?

Introbulus: Erm....I'm king of Cheesecake!

Jim: (roll-eyes emoticon)

Swordmaster: ...Cheesecake? I didn't know that even HAD a king!

Jim: (shock emoticon/roll-eyes emoticon)

Introbulus: Well, erm, most people don't because...I'm a very old king and, er...most people forgot...well, whatever! I'm here to knight you!

Swordmaster: But it's 11 a.m.!

Jim: (angry emoticon/roll-eyes emoticon)

Introbulus: Well, that's not what I mean. You see, I've decided to make you "Defender of Cheesecake"

Swordmaster: Well, that sounds suspiciously like a lie, but I've never known a good king that lied!

Introbulus: Erm, yeah.

Swordmaster: (Kneels down) okay, I'm ready!

Introbulus: Erm...I hearby dub you...uhh, Sir Swordmaster: Defender of Cheesecake! And, uhh, that's it. Now GET OUTTA HERE!

Swordmaster: Yes sir! I shall honor my knighthood with blind and ignorant loyalty, as if it were tied to my destiny! (runs off)

Jim: ...King of Cheesecake?

Introbulus: Next time, you're the king!

Jim: Okay, next time we have to dub a strange person we've never met before "Defender of Cheesecake", we' happen to be talking about plot devices while he/she/it comes along, and one of us has to dress up as a king, it'll be me.

Introbulus: Okay!

To Be continued...

Episode 23: Attack of the Killer Plotholes by Legion

New York. Peaceful. Serene. Happy. Clear. And a few other things that aren't actually true in reality.

Anyway, there was absolutly no point in that paragraph as the next chapter take place in a completely different city in a completely different country. A small, non-existant town on the coast of China. In which a variety of strange things were about to take place.

The first came in the form of a giant plothole which emerged from the sky and spat out two small figures onto the dusty coastline.

Legion: Ow. Remind me never to say the words Edible and Junk Food in the same sentence again. Ever.

Sgt. Shy Guy: Oh, it isn't that bad. At least you didn't say Britain and Sun.

Legion: Er... Yeah.

*Before the real Legion could strike the Sgt. down with lightning, or some other bizarre natural or unnaturnal phenomenon, the second plot device came into place.*

Random Citizen: Ah! Cojera!

Legion: You what?

Random Citizen: Godjera!

Legion: Oookay.

SSG: I think he means Godzilla.

Legion: Really. Why to you say tha... *turns and comes face to toenail with BSD* Eep.

SSG: Sir...

Legion: Army, attack!

SSG: Sir, we left the army back in Oben.

Legion: B-b-b-b-beeswax. *runs*

Episode 24: The Ed-ttack worsens! by Black Skull Dragoshi

(Note:I forgot to mention that in VGF Member OG 0 i'm 8 years old)

Somewhere near a Chinese restaurant............

Ed:Gravy!!

Eddy:Can it monobrow!

Edd:Why are here,Eddy?

Eddy:We're looking for Chinese jawbreakers,Sock-head!

Edd:We'd have a better chance of winning the Lottery than finding these rare,Chinese,mouth-watering candied spheres.

Then the Eds see BSD and TM chase Legion and SSG

Edd:Was that Black Skull Dragoshi the most wanted criminal on the earth who is wanted for pizza theft,murder,and major destruction in Japan and New York?

Eddy:Yep. Let's help him.

Ed:Buttered toast!

Eddy:Shut up lumpy!

Edd:But,Eddy........

Eddy:But,nothing Sock-head! Let's go!

The Eds follow BSD and TM who are chasing Legion and SSG when suddenly a plot hole opens up then Legion and SSG fall through it!

Legion:Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

SSG:Holy Cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!!!

The plot hole closes up.

Ed:I wish I had a Turtle shell!

BSDTo the Eds)Who the heck are you?

Ed:I'm Ed!

Edd:I'm Edd.

Eddy:And I'm Eddy!

Eds:We are the Eds!

BSD:What do you want?

Eddy:We want to help you cause mass destruction!

BSD:Fine,here's your weapons.

BSD gives Ed a Hammer,Edd recieved a Baseball Bat,and Eddy got a Katana.

Ed:Gravy!

Edd:Let's just get this over with.

Eddy:Time to kill!

BSD:Attack!!!

4 hours later China is in ruins,the restaurants are reduced to rubble,the Candy Stores are destroyed and are Jawbreakerless,buildings are destroyed,and there are lots of dead.

BSD:Onward to Canada!

BSD and the Eds jump on THE MAN's head and go to Canada.

TO BE CONTINUED.............

Author: Neo

Neo sits on a random roof in Canada, arms folded in distinct silence and a frown tilting her auburn eyebrows downward. The tileset beneath her doesn't seem to mind her light frame, and snow lightly sprinkles down onto her hair; her bokken lies in a cloth sheath clipped onto her gi.

Neo] Hey, look...it's everyone's favorite pansy ass.

One eye opens and glares at BSD as he flies over on THE MAN; she gives a short signal. Upon realizing that idiot wouldn't let her onto his little vehicle due to intense yet not-very-well-covered fear of her mad skillz, she sinks into a deep crouch and soars upwards and onto it.

BSD] What the "@%&*" are you doing here!?

Neo] Shut your goddamn hole. I'm boarding the VGF member OG train upon request of my dearest pal, Yami Yoshi. Even though you all piss me off dearly...

She folds her arms indignantly, remaining unfazed even as BSD attempts to drop kick her off. He attempts to cover up his half-witted swears, and she rolls her eyes.

Neo] Luckily for me, your weak little ankles can't do jack...har har, you = lewse...

Author: GORE-ILLA

A large shadow is cast over China. It belongs to none other then Pinchy, the giant genetically enchanced lobster, who is ready to start his daily attack of mass destruction when he sees China already in smoldering ruins.

Pinchy: What?!! City already boken? PINCY MAD! PINCHY CRUSH!!!!

Suddenly THE MAN roars past, with Neo and BSD fighting a board it. Suddenly, a group of "mentally challenged" kids who think they're the Eds run up to Pinchy.

"ED": butter toast iym ed

"Eddy": shurt upo you stupid idoit lol

"Edd": MY NOM STAYS IM SPEC;AL

Pinchy: WHO RSPONSIBLE FOR THIS!!!!!

"Ed": we did it wit our frend bsd

Pinchy: PINCHY WILL CRUSH BSD!!!!!

Pinchy crushes "Ed" and "Edd" with his oversized claw and they explode revealing they were robots.

"Edd": HOW DARE YOLU DESTRPOTY MY RETARD BOTS!! YOU HAVE FORCED ME TO REVCEAL MY TRUE IDENTIUTY!!! (takes off mask and reveals CAPSLOCK) YOU BETTER WATCH OUT FOR ME!!! IM WANTED IN EIGHT FORUMS!!! BUT THE ADMINS WILL NEVER CATCH ME!!!! (an admin pops out of nowhere, grabs CAPSLOCK, and drags him away.)

Admin: Have fun in BanLand. (destroys CAPSLOCK and disappears.)

Pinchy: That guy on giant man must be BSD! Me crush him!

Pinchy leaps on top of THE MAN.

Pinchy: WHICH OF YOU IS BSD!!!! (Neo sets up several signs pointing to BSD) ME CRUSH YOU!!!

Neo: Hey, he has better grammer then BSD.

BSD: I SHALL DESTROY YOU BECAUSE I AM BSD!!!! [img]graemlins/banger.gif[/img]

Later...

BSD: [img]graemlins/bashhead.gif[/img] PLEASE STOP!!! PLEASE! IT HURTS SOI MUCH!!!

Author: DM

BSD> I hate you! Just wait! I'll get you now! You'll--

A small stone hits BSD in the back of the head. He looks upward and is struck in the forehead by the foot of Sano Saotome, who leaps off and lands next to Neo.

[Sidenote: Due to some freak accident--probably a hole in those space-time continuum thingies, har har their so sillee--Sano and Neo magically became the best of pals. Neo wrote this sidenote, and that must be another hole. She is uncreative. But we love her anyways.]

Author: Fred

( Fred runs along the path to his hockey game, but runs into the foot of a gargantuan beast - the man)

Fred: Wait, what the hell?

(The Man peers down at Fred, and glares)

Fred: Ok, so you have a giantism problem. That's cool. Ok, so now you must die.

(The Man screams in anger and tries to crush Fred, who moves out of the way once and crushes the beast on it's toe)

Fred: Ok, my eggplants are heating sideways, and I need you to dance Zimbabuae style! (Fred throws mouthwash at the creature's crotch, forcing it to topple backwards. Neo and Sano jump to safety as BSD is flung in to the ocean with Pinchy.)

Fred: Hooray, toast is better on the leather seats.

(A huge flaming tower appears in the ocean and turns out to be (OMFG) BSD's UALtrA KweLc FIER LBRAETHE)

BSD: What you F***hole! I SAW THAT NOW YOU DIE I CHANGE INTO SUPER FORM

Fred: No, not even that many windows.

BSD: Grr IA ma L AGNRy

Fred: Foolish one! You yell at my pants when you want to eat sand! I shalt rid the world of thy meager existance. Waffle Throw, or something like that. (A waffle flies a BSD and hits him in the face because he wasn't smart enough to move)

BSD: I AM BSD TEHR ISS ONOE EFECCT

Fred: I see. I, sir Fredrick of waffles, shall eliminate you. (Fred charges at BSD)

BSD: OMFG

(Suddenly BSD pulls out his sword. Fred attacks BSD with his hammer, and the heavy weapon knocks the puny sword out of BSD's hands. Fred kicks BSD in the stomach, but then is stopped by a voice)

Neo: Discontinue. He is mine. (Neo pulls out her blade)

Fred: Fine, fine, sure. Wait, who are you to go bump in the night?

Neo: I am Neo, the greatest swordswoman of all time.

Fred: They all say so, but not with such wipped cream. Good luck to thee.

Neo: Not needed.

(Neo looks back where BSD was supposed to be, but BSD had fled. Neo snapped her fingers.)

Neo: Bah.

Sano: No worries, we can always get him later.

Fred: Um, I have to go.

(he does)

Fred: (under his breath) Crazy diplomats.

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