Morgan Freeman

Full Name: Morgan Porterfield Freeman Jr.
Birthdate: June 1, 1937
Species: Human/Narrator
Nationality: African-American.
First Appearance: The Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada Movie: Gorilla of Fate

Background

Morgan Freeman was an Academy Award-winning actor who eventually decided to take up a job as Narrator, starting in movies such as The Shawshank Redemption, Million-Dollar Baby, War of the Worlds and March of the Penguins. Afterwards he became the official narrator of the Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada starting in the GCPA Movie. He was almost immediately incorporated into the GCPA stories.

He played a role in the actual story in Outbreak: The Unofficial Steven Speilberg Sequel Never Released in America. In this, Captain Duck-Hand Frzlngd blackmailed Morgan Freeman, who was an actor in the actual Outbreak movie, into aiding him in releasing a diseased chimp to poison the GCPA. Eventually Frzlngd tried to have his men bomb the ship, but the GCPA reached out to Freeman. So Freeman interfered, making the bomb miss and instead land on an orphanage. Morgan Freeman was able to blackmail Frzlngd into leaving him alone with an embarrassing sex tape.

Other Media

• Was voiced by GORE-ILLA in the GCPA movie and the pilot episode of the 411 series.

Quotes

Morgan Freeman: Holy batshit, I must complete the archives! We join our villain, the villainous Eugene Levy at some generic temple which of course contains the object of his desires. He is of course unknowingly being stalked by Pink Ninja and eLFa, whom none of you probably remember slipped away several posts ago, man this story's a mess.
-The GCPA Sequel