Robert Stack

Full Name: Robert Stack
Birthdate: 1919
Species: Human/Narrator
Nationality: U.S.A.
Creator: His Parents, God, you pick.
First Appearance: Party Goers

Background

The narrator of Party Goers, Gamehiker Member OG, and plenty of other stories. From the getgo he served as the Party Goers narrator for several stories until he was eventually found out in Party Goers 15. At that point he was replaced with the relatively unknown Narrator Newbie until the time travelling effects of Party Goers 7 allowed him to resume as normal narrator, despite actually dying in the 'real world'.

Good Timeline

He continued to be the narrator during the Gamehiker Member OG series, despite constantly competion from tildes and other action separators. During Gamehiker Member OG 4, Dark Ditto used the Cheesecake of the Gods to assume Narration powers with which he used only to set up a floating palace and recreate a not too shabby parody of Final Fantasy 6. He was foiled and the existence of the Cheesecake of the Gods was presumed lost, until years later. During this time however, his position was never threatened and he remained neutral.

In GMOG Holiday Special, Straw Man unexpectedly received a package containing the Cheesecake of the Gods. After eating it, his confusing way of seeing things had huge effects on the whole world, ultimately rewriting history for everyone (leaving only Masamune and Robert Stack knowing that something had happened, since the rewritten history didn't account for the fact they were supposed to be dead). Robert Stack maintained a small level of his narrative powers, effectively protecting his allies from Straw Man's own powers. Once his powers had been fully reawakened by Merlin, Stack and the others went to Straw Man's Tower to confront him. After losing several allies, they found Straw Man; Stack suggested that they try to make him cough up the cheesecake, but was knocked unconscious during the fight. He woke up just in time to turn TeevC back into SteveT, so that SteveT could do the dirty work for them.

Other Variations

In OGs in different time periods, Robert Stack is often replaced with other narrators.

Computer - Used in Galaxy Goers
Tom Bodett - Used in Mega Mega Extreme Doki Doki Panik. Oddly enough, he is also credited as the Narrator in Party Goers 11: When Sidekicks Kick Back.
Scene-Setting Guy - Chronologically first served as narrator for the Festivity Attenders, but made his first appearance as Ditto's personal narrator.
Narrator Newbie - Temporary replacement until the rewritten Party Goers 7. Still shows up ocassionally to contest Stack's position.
Dead Misty Sisters - Temporarily took over narration as Vorpal shanghaied Party Goers 11.
Vorpal - At least, whenever he does his self-narration.
Dark Ditto - Took over the job by eating the Cheesecake of the Gods.
Straw Man - Took over the job by eating the Cheesecake of the Gods.
Ashley - Most likely has narrator powers after eating the Cheesecake of the Gods, but has yet to use them.
Merlin - Apparently the Narrator in King Arthur's Court.
Narrirator - Originally a typo, the name used for the narrator in Member OG.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Randomly became narrator near the end of Member OG 4: GORE-ILLA's Quest and the first version of Member OG 5. Possibly the Narrirator
Leonard Nemoy - Narrator of Cat Investigations.
Morgan Freeman - Narrator of Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada stories. Originally the series was narrated by a nameless Narrator who was constantly being tortured by the crewmates. Appears to possess Masamune in a Shawshank Redemption-themed Gamehiker Member OG X post.
Ray Bolger - Occasional narrator during Harvest Goers '07 (well, one time...)
Country Folk Singer Narrator - Sings about crazy women in Gamehiker Member OG IX: TRAITOR?!?!?!?!?!?!. Was cheaper because he's alive.
Censor Man is believed to possess Narrator powers as well.