Scene-Setting Guy

A Shakespearean narrator who originally appears in Party Goers 11: When Sidekicks Kick Back as Ditto McCloaker's own personal narrator, referred to as "My Own Personal Scene-Setting Guy". He was depicted in Vorpal's Party Goers comic as Ditto's own narrator as well, and he is the prime narrator for the Festivity Attenders series (called "Shakespearean Narrator" in the first draft of The Metallic Menace) due to speaking the similar Old English.