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Author: Wonder Wario[edit]
WW: Guys? DO we have anything to say about it? Cuz... I'm confused.
Golem, Timnis, Queen Rach: ~falls over anime style~
Author: Timnis[edit]
Timnis: I sort of wondered how that got into my pocket.
Golem: These two are brain damaged. They don't know what they're talking about. So give back our Chaos Emerald. ~whispering to WW and Timnis~ come on, play along guys!
Timnis: Guhhh...
WW: Gloem's right, we're dain bramaged.
Queen Rach: I don't think it will be that easy to get the emerald from me.
Author: Golem[edit]
Rach: Just go away please.
Golem: No way! Give it back!
Timnis: ~shakes head, acts normal again~ Yeah, how are we supposed to tell if you're a good guy or a bad guy?!
Rach: Fine. Here's a spoiler for you: I'm a cheese vampire. Since you won't go away...
~She produces three rings from nowhere, flicks one at a time at each person. Everyone flies into a checkered wall. Timnis, however, breaks and flies through a weakened part of the wall. Inside is a capsule of light and a blue ball inside the light. Outside, Golem and Wonder Wario are worried and limp inside Timnis' cavern.~
Timnis: Oww... Hey guys.
Golem: ~huff, puff~ You okay? You went right through the wall.
WW: Ooh, shiny! ~dashes at the light and takes the ball inside~
Princessi's Voice: This is the Blue Blur. Allows the user to use the powers of Sonic. Can be equipped by Fire Mario and Flutter.
WW: ~camera turns to WW, showing him with skin-colored spikes~ She forgot me!
Golem: WAH!
Timnis: Look, you might as well call him WW the Hedgehog!
Golem: An idea! Super Peel Out after Rach!
WW: ...Okay! :D ~runs in one place, then feet seemingly go in circles, then feet seemingly go in a figure eight, then spins through cave and towards Rach; Golem and Timnis pursue, but much slower, as they can't spin dash~
Timnis: I feel a battle scene coming on!
Golem: With the powers o' Sonic, he won't be a pushover!
~Elsewhere~
WW: ~slams right into Rach~ Hi!
Author: Wonder Wario[edit]
Rach: You imbecile! You made me drop the Chaos Emerald!!
WW: The what!?
Rach: The emerald! You will pay dearly for it!
WW: What makes you think I'll be so easy to beat? I got "The Power o' Sonic!!!"
Author: Timnis[edit]
Golem: Come on, Timnis. We can get it if we can sneak over there.
Timnis: Good idea, Golem! ~runs over to the emerald~
Rach: Not so fast. ~steps in front of Timnis~
Golem: Nice going, Timnis. You ruined our chances.
Author: Wonder Wario[edit]
Rach:Thank you for finding the emerald you pests!
Golem: Don't act so cocky! We out number you!
WW: Yeah! There's Timnis! Then Golem! And me makes 11!
Author: Timnis[edit]
Timnis: Yeah, so give back our emerald.
Rach: YOUR emerald? I don't see any of your names written on it.
Golem: Can I look at that emerald for a second?
Rach: I suppose so.
Golem: ~pulls out stamp with his name on it and stamps the emerald with it~
Author: Wonder Wario[edit]
~WW grabs the Emerald from Golem~
WW:Hey Golem? Did you know this emerald has your name on it? Cool!
Golem: That's right! So it must belong to us!
Rach: GIVE ME THAT!! ~swipes the emerald from WW, takes out a pen, and writes on the emerald~
WW: Hey! It has her name too!
Author: Timnis[edit]
Timnis: It doesn't matter who's name is on it now.
Everyone: Why not?
Timnis: It's not worth anything, now that it has become contaminated by the ink.
Author: Wonder Wario[edit]
Rach: You're lying! You little punk!
Timnis: Nuh uh.
WW: Let me see!~ Takes the emerald and starts licking the ink off of the emerald~
Everyone else: Oooooooo-kay....
~WW grabs Golem and Timnis and carries them on his shoulder~
WW: I think I just thunk!!!
~WW uses his new supersonic spped to try to escape~
Author: Timnis[edit]
Golem: But what about the emerald?
WW: It's contaminated, remember?
Golem: But what if she somehow removes the ink and cleans the emerald?
Timnis: Why did we need it anyway?
Golem: It adds to the plot.
Author: Wonder Wario[edit]
WW: So we NEED the emerald?
Golem: Yeah! It'd be a good idea to keep it!
WW: Reverse!
~WW starts running back to Queen Rach~
Author: Timnis[edit]
Timnis: Right! If we get the emerald back, we can try to clean it ourselves!
WW: Right! And then we can be in fear of being it total danger!
Timnis: And that's a good thing?
Golem: Sure! It makes a better story. You want this to be good, right?
Author: Wonder Wario[edit]
WW: So the plan is: We take the emerald, and beware Queen Rach's evil wrath!?
Golem: Exactly!
Timnis: But I dont....
Golem: Don't worry Timnis! It'll turn out fine!
Author: Timnis[edit]
Timnis: Yeah, I guess so. After all, we'll have a Chaos Emerald.
WW: Yeah, it's not like Rach can do anything to us in the first place.
Author: Golem[edit]
Rach: Excuse me?! Did you miss that part where you flew back into the wall?! ~takes out three more rings~
WW: Man, that was fast! ~puts down Golem and Timnis, does homing attack on an unsuspecting Rach~
Rach: ~tumbles backwards, falls on the ground, letting go of emerald~ UGH!
Timnis: Now!
~WW does another homing attack, picking up the emerald and leaping over Rach.~
Rach: You won't get away with that! But, for now... I'll just need your rings.
Golem: ~everyone holds rings tighter~ Good luck!
~Rach lifts her hands up like Peach does when she uses a healing spell in Super Mario RPG. Up from the ground comes a giant bed of yellow spikes.~
WW: Mmm, cheese! Ow! Yummy! Ow! ~everyone loses their rings, Rach rushes by to pick them up, then disappears~
Timnis: ~rubbing his back~ Youch~! Where'd she go?
Golem: Special zone! Fifty rings to get there!
Timnis: But... you need a lamppost, don't you?
WW: Hey... the cheese is gone...!
Timnis: Hey, maybe that new upgrade can warp you into the special zone like her! Let's start searching for rings!
Author: Timnis[edit]
WW: I've got another idea! Why don't we just follow her, and then steal the emeralds she collects?
Timnis: Why don't we just get our own. It will save us from hard times in the future.
WW: What could go wrong?
Golem: I dunno...
Author: Wonder Wario[edit]
WW: Well, we could all die in a horribly agonizing death involving uncheesy spikes, AND not save Mr. ESRB, AND be out of the way of Queen Rach's evil plan.
Golem, Timnis: ..............?
WW: What?
Author: Golem[edit]
Golem: We can't follow her! She disappeared in a poof!
Author: Timnis[edit]
Timnis: I was thinking of a more dire reason, anywho. You know, something like WW's idea.
Author: Wonder Wario[edit]
WW: I had an idea?
Timnis: Nevermind.... Anyway, what's impotant is we have an emerald!
Golem: Right! Let's get to Eggman's place!
WW: Right-o!
Author: Golem[edit]
Timnis: Where do we start?
WW: That looks pretty Eggman-y. ~points up to a floating castle~
Golem: (A la Sonic Blast AKA Sonic G!)
WW: ~starts gnawing on ring~ It's gold-elicious!
Author: Wonder Wario[edit]
Timnis: Where'd you find that?
WW: Over there!~points to a big pile of rings~
Author: Timnis[edit]
Timnis: Do my eyes deceive me?
WW: No, they just see.
Golem: You act like it's no big deal, WW.
Author: Wonder Wario[edit]
WW: Well, I know they're shiny and all, but I don't think they're THAT important.
Golem: Do you know what we can do with the rings!?
Author: Golem[edit]
Timnis: Question is... do we head into the special zone and join in the emerald race or try to find a way to get up into the castle?
WW: I'll get the emeralds! They smell cheezy!
Golem: We ought to go after IvoRobo, too, though!
Timnis: Right, then it's me and Golem going after Robotnik while WW goes for emeralds. Now... ~finds a big stick and drives it into the ground~ Everyone have a watch?
WW: No...
Golem: Here. ~gives his watch to WW~
Timnis: Synchronize your watch with mine. ~they hold watch-face to watch-face and set watches~
WW: Done! :D
Timnis: Now, let's meet back here at 5:00 PM. That gives us two hours to get something done.
Author: Timnis[edit]
WW: Ok, I'll try to get back then.
Timnis: Good.
Golem: Ok, let's go, Timnis.
Timnis: Got a way to get up there?
Author: Wonder Wario[edit]
WW: Guys?
Golem, Timnis: What?
WW: How do I go to Special Zone?
Author: Golem[edit]
Golem: Do you have 50 rings?
WW: ~counts rings~ I have 12... I mean, 60 and a half.
Timnis: ~sigh~ Lemme count. ~counts~ You have 49. Hmm... ~picks up a ring a few feet away~ Take this. ~WW takes the ring and disappears just like Rach did~ Now, Golem... any ideas? ~Golem isn't there~ Golem? ~still not there~ Golem? ~looks up, sees Golem flying with him swinging his scarf around as a propeller~ Wow!
Golem: Yeah, this took me a while to learn, but it's a cool trick to pull off! I can even carry you! I think we can make it there! ~Golem and Timnis' hands lock, then Golem flies upward towards the castle. Timnis grabs the casual rings on the way up.~
Author: Timnis[edit]
Timnis: Being able to fly is quite a skill.
Golem: I'm glad I could put it to use.
Timnis: Wow, what a view up here. It's... ~starts choking~ Need... Oxygen...
Golem: Don't think about breathing and you'll be fine!
Timnis: Yeah, that's better.