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Author: Ultimate N

Ultimate N got home. Another long day at whatever he happened to be doing that day. Believe me, Ultimate N leads a very, very boring life. It'd be better to just move on.

As he walked in the door, he saw an envelope on the table. Opening it, he found a video game disc, labeled simply "Sonic". Just "Sonic". Putting it down on the table, it seemed to glow out of the corner of his eye...

N: Heh, I guess I'll play it... ~puts it in Anonymous Video Game Console~ N: Oh, wait. A glowing disc. I bet that once I turn the system on, I get sucked into the game world. Riiiiiight. This thing's glowing, it's probably flooding with radiation. ~throws disc out the window~ N: Hmmm...now, how can I find a new way to waste my time on the computer?

***

WW: Now, what does THIS lever do?

~pulls~

N: ~falls in from nowhere~

~continues falling, until exits Special Zone through dying~

WW: Shoot. I introduced another character to the story.

***

Anonymous Little Kid: ~sees disk~ Ooo...what's this!

~dies of radiation poisoning~

Author: Golem

~N lands in the same area that Golem and company did at the beginning of the story.~

N: ~looking around~ Eh? ~shrugs~ What now? ~sees Eggman and everyone else running to where N is~ Is that Timnis? And Golem, too! But they're with...

Eggman: He's standing right where we need to dig!

Tails: Here's a thought: How can we dig through that?

Timnis: Leave that to me!

Author: Timnis

N: Hold it! It's me, Ultimate N? Please, don't dig through me!

Timnis: You're not N. You're probably one of Rach's accomplices disguised as him.

N: No, it's really me!

Golem: Say, that is N!

Tails: You know this guy?

Timnis: Yeah, he's our PS2 and Xbox reference.

Tails: what are those?

Golem: Never mind. N, how did you get in here?

N: Well, I saw this disk labeled "Sonic." I didn't know what to do with it, so I through it out the window. It was glowing, so I though it was probably teeming with radiation. Next thing I know, I fall through a Special Zone like thing and die. And here I am.

Timnis: Oh, WW must've introduced another character into the story.

Author: Golem

Timnis: Could you step aside, please?

N: ~steps aside~

Timnis: ~kneels down and puts fists where N was standing~ Right here?

Eggman: That's correct.

Timnis: I'm on it! ~dives underground Knuckles style~

Golem: What do we do now?

Author: Ultimate N

N: We explain to me what's going on!

Golem: Didn't you read the stuff above?

N: Yeah. That's why I'm so confused.

Tails: ...read? ~breaks into tears~

Timnis: (I think all of this talk about separate dimensions and such was too much for him...)

Tails: No, I never learned to read! ~continues crying~ Everyone...said I...was hopeless!

Timnis: Hey! I was talking in parenthesis! That means that you can't hear me!

Tails: BUT I CAN'T EVEN READ WHAT'S IN THE PARENTHESIS! ~continues to continue crying~

N: Okay, now that was just stupid.

Tails: ARE YOU CALLING ME STUPID JUST BECAUSE I CAN'T--

N: Anyways, why don't you just dig down there? I bet we can find a sign-post-thingy down there that'll end the level!

Timnis: Okay, but only if I can sing "Unknown from M.E."

N: *protests*

Golem: ~GASP!~

N: What?

Golem: YOU USED THE EVÝL ANTICS! APOLOGIZE, NOW!

N: *apologizes* Er, ~apologizes~

Golem: Thank you. Timnis, you may proceed with the singing.

Author: Golem

Timnis: But that's what I meant by "~dives underground Knuckles style~"...

Narrator That Came out of Nowhere: Hush.

Timnis: Eek! ~dives underground Knuckles style, for real this time, while singing~

Golem: As I was saying, what do we do now?

N: We were explaining to me.

Eggman: Right. We have reason to believe that Queen Rach, our mutual concern, is down there.

N: That gives me an idea!

Everyone: What is it?!

N: ~waits for the next person to post in the topic to come up with it for him~

Author: Wonder Wario

~But meanwhile!~

WW: Aw man. I don't got any more rings... I gotta be really careful, or... ~pulls the lever~

Author: Golem

WW: ~sees a spiked ball hurling towards him~ Uh-oh! ~curls up into a ball, unknowingly performing a Super Spin Attack, and slicing the ball in half, the two pieces of which break down the door~ Hey...!

Author: Wonder Wario

WW: I did that all by myself! ~ starts walking up to the door~ Maybe I'm getting better at this!! :D ... WHAT?!

~Rach steps out of the door, holding an Emerald~

Author: Golem

WW: Hey! I want that! Gimme!

Rach: I don't have to do what you say... to the contrary, now that you've completed my work, I can come into the Special Zone and get more as I please!

WW: Work?

Rach: I constructed that door to link the real world and the Special Zone! You just put the finishing touch on it by breaking it open--something previously impossible! That also explains why you haven't left the zone yet.

WW: Oh man! ~accidentally breaks the lever off again~ OH MAN!

~WW looks around for a few while Rach quietly searches for the next emerald.~

WW: What...? ~spots Rach~ Oh, right, I should be looking for the emerald!

Author: Wonder Wario

WW: Come back here!!

Rach: NO!

WW: Darn. I thought that might work.... ~starts running after Rach~ I know what to do!! ~throws the lever at Rach~

Author: Golem

Rach: ~gets pushed back in the direction that WW threw the lever, keeping the same distance between herself and the lever~ Eek!

WW: Confusion Hey, at least the zone isn't falling apart!

Sonic: ~walks in, looks around, spots Rach being pushed~ There she is!

Knuckles: ~pops his head in~ Where?!

Author: Timnis

Sonic: Right over there!

Knukles: What?! I don't see anyone.

Sonic: The one being pushed away!

Knuckles: Does she have an emerald?

Sonic: I don't know, I can't see from here. In case she doesn't, let's go look around for it!

~they start searching around~

WW: ~looking in opposite direction~ What do you think you're doing?

Sonic: ... We're over here.

Knuckles: Where just trying to see if Rach dropped the emerald.

WW: Hey! ~runs over to them~ You won't have the emerald when I'm through with you!

Sonic: Calm down! It's us, Sonic and Knuckles!

WW: ... Oh.

Author: Golem

~Meanwhile...~

Timnis: ~pops out into Rach's lair~ Hey, they were right! ~starts walking around~ Okay... what should I do now? ~spots bin of rings~ Hey, I should use them before Rach uses them all up! ~hops in, absorbs fifty, teleports to a lamppost~ Confusion This isn't the Special Zone...

Eggman: What are you doing back here?!

Author: Timnis

Timnis: I didn't know I'd come back here. There was a big bin of rings in Rach's lair, so I thought I'd use some to get some more emeralds before Rach used them all up.

Eggman: And?

Timnis: I went to the nearest lamppost, and ended up back here.

~elsewhere~

WW: ~sees motobug go by~ What was that? There are no bad guys in the Special Zone. I need to know what's going on...

WW: Maybe something Rach said will help me... ~thinks~

WW: Oh no! I can't remember anything from more than several minutes ago! I'd better think fast...

WW: Aha! The door! I need to tell the others what happened!

Author: Golem

WW: ~dashes through the door, spots bin of rings~ Hey, look, cheese doughnuts! ~hops in bin, gets transported to on top of Timnis~ ...Where'd they go?

Author: Wonder Wario

Golem: WW!?

WW: ~looks back and forth~..... Hi guys!!

Timnis: Get off-a me!!

Author: Golem

WW: Oh, sorry. ~rolls off, hits the ground, stands up~

Timnis: ~on the ground~ Huff, puff... Thanks... -_-;

WW: No problem! :D :D :D!

Eggman: So what'd you find out?

Timnis: Mmm? Oh, ~stands up~ right. Her headquarters was down there like you said, but before I did any investigating, I found a bin of rings. So I hopped in it to go to the Special Zone, only it sent me back to this lamppost.

---

Rach: ~getting up~ Ugh... ~dusts self off, turns around to meet Sonic and Knuckles~ Oh, great. ~hides lever behind her back~

Author: Ultimate N

Sonic: You're not going to get away this time, Rach!

~theme music plays~

Sonic: Now, hand over the emeralds!

Rach: I can't hear you! Your stupid theme is playing too loud!

Knuckles: Well, what are we going to do?

Sonic: Oh, just wait for the theme to be done. It shouldn't take long...

~later~

Sonic: Yes! The theme music is finally done! Now, Rach...

Knuckles: Uh, Sonic? She's gone. She left during the theme music.

Sonic: @#%$! Just like last time! And the time before that!

Knuckles: (Why the heck is this guy supposedly the leader...?)

Author: Golem

~Sonic and Knuckles dash out of the door.~

Sonic: Now where did she go...?

Knuckles: Sonic, look!

Sonic: What? ~turns around to look behind him at Knuckles, but instead sees down a corridor, and at the end sees a glowing room~

Knuckles: Upgrades!

~They dash into the room.~

Knuckles: Hey, there are six! There's one for tails, but who're the other three?

Sonic: Who cares? ~goes to the appropriate upgrade as Knuckles does the same~

Rach's Voice: These are the "Slow Down Boots." The user's speed drops dramatically and cannot jump. Can be equipped by Sonic, Fire Mario, and Flutter.

Sonic: ~camera turns to Sonic~ Knuckles, wa--

Rach's Voice: These are the "Slow Down Gloves." It prevents the user from using his power adaquately and from jumping. It can be equipped by Knuckles, Nick, and Fire Mario.

Author: Ultimate N

Rach's voice: Now...I'll get rid of you, and I'll have all the time in the world to find the emeralds!

Knuckles: Wait! Where are you!

Rach: ~drops sign reading "Please Avert Your Gaze"~ Right here! Bwahahaha!

Sonic: Ahhh! I never would have guessed!

Rach: Now...~makes rings appear~...You're going down!~throws ring~

Sonic: ~slowly tries to move out of the way~ Hey, look, Knuckles! I'm dodging the ring all Matrixy style! GAH! ~gets hit!~

Knuckles: Maybe I can get another upgrade that'll help me...

Rach: Must we go through this again? Okay...'You got the 100 pound anvil! Sure, it's too heavy to throw or anything, but carry it around anyways. It can be equipped by Knuckles, Fire Mario, and that stupid kid who can't read.'

Tails: *cries*

Knuckles: ~anvil appears in hands~ Now I'm...unde..featable!

Rach:...........right. Yeah. ~throws a ring~

Knuckles: Maybe I can...~hides behind anvil~

~The rings hit the anvil and send the anvil and Knuckles flying backwards into a wall~

~The anvil flies against the wall, smashing into Knuckles~

Author: Wonder Wario

Knuckles: ~flat on the wall~ Ouch...

Sonic: Knuckles!! You alright?!

Knuckles: Does it LOOK LIKE I'm alright?!?!?!

~elsewhere~

Tails: ~still crying~

WW: What's wrong with the fox?

Timnis: ~whispers in WW's ear~

WW: He can't read?!

Tails: ~Crys harder~

Author: Golem

Rach: ~takes out lever, throws it up at the ceiling, where it sticks~ They're done for now! ~slams door to upgrade door shut, trapping Sonic and Knuckles momentarily~

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Timnis: WAH! Ummm, Let's get back down there! ~kneels down to start digging, but can't dig through~ Huh?

Golem: What is it?

Timnis: It's like the ground is repelling my fist!

Golem: Maybe you can hit it from way high up!

Timnis: ~does a Knuckles-height jump, does a Drill Drive at its peak, but to no avail~

Eggman: You might try from higher up! That sounds like a job for Tails! ~turns to Tails~

~Insert stock photo of Tails crying here~

Timnis: WW can do it! Right? ~turns to WW~

WW: Right! ~tries to fly, but just falls back down~

Timnis: What is it?!

WW: I can't fly! I've had this stupid upgrade on too long!

Eggman: I still have jetpacks! Timnis, grab my hands! ~they lock hands, and Eggman lifts off, but lets go of Timnis mere feet above the ground~ Man, you're heavy!

Timnis: -_-

Golem and N: Looks like it's up to me! Huh? Okay, you. Me?

Timnis: Yeah! Golem, fly me up again!

Golem: With your new upgrade, you're too heavy.

Timnis: Then... There's gotta be a Flying Fox upgrade or something out there!

Author: Ultimate N

N: Wait! Maybe I have something with me that can help...

~empties pockets~

N: I have a deck of Duel Monsters cards, an iPod, a Gameboy, and an Electric Ukulele. Hey! I'm sure than the Electric Ukulele will work!

~strums the ukulele~

~the high pitched viberations cause a landslide, sealing up what little hole had been dug~

N: Er...yeah. Let's look for that upgradey-thing.

Author: Wonder Wario

N: But the upgrade could be anywhere.

Golem: Timnis can find it! He's got the Red Rad.

WW: And he has the power up that gives him the power of Knuckles too!

Author: Timnis

Timnis: Why me? Golem knows how to fly.

Golem: You haven't done much so far.

Timnis: Hey, you guys will need my energy for digging, I can't look for it.

N: ~glares at Timnis~

Timnis: ... Oh, all right.

Author: Wonder Wario

~And so our heroes searched far and wide for the upgrade.~

WW: ~still at Eggman's lair~ We did?

~My mistake. They haven't left yet.~

Golem: Let's go!

~later~

~Golem, N, and WW are seen following Timnis as he walks around aimlessly~

Golem: How much longer?

Timnis: We're almost there, the signal's getting stronger.

WW: ~holding on to a string tied around a Buzz Bomber~ I made a friend!!

Author: Timnis

WW: I'll call him George.

Timnis: Hold on, we're almost there.

Golem: Maybe I should find one of those, WW.

Timnis: There it is!

Author: Golem

Golem: That's not it!

Timnis: You're right... But it IS an emerald!

Author: Wonder Wario

WW: Yay!

~the Buzz Bomber escapes from the string~

WW: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Hey! A cheesey emerald!!

Golem: Hold on to it WW. Alright?

WW: Yes sir! ~swallows the emerald~