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Author: Golem[edit]
Everyone: WAH!
Timnis: WW, we needed that!
WW: ...Why?
Eggman: Why, so we can harness its power and defeat Rach!
WW: Ummm... why?
Timnis: ~slaps forehead~ |I Anyhow, let's review the first two upgrades. Maybe that will help us.
Everyone: ~nods~
WW: Mine was under a hill behind a cracked wall.
Timnis: Mine was on Eggman's floating castle. Wait... How did that get on your castle, Eggman?
Eggman: I had no idea such a thing was there!
Author: Wonder Wario[edit]
Golem: Really?... ~gives Eggman the stare~
Eggman: I swear it!
WW:~burp~
Timnis: Okay. So where do you suppose the next upgrade might be?
WW: Over there? ~points to a strange looking door~
Author: Golem[edit]
Timnis: It's a good a place as any, I suppose.
~They walk in, then fall for a while and finally land on a cushion. On the wall reads "Queen Rach's Palace: Secret Entrance"~
Eggman: She had access to my place this whole time?!
Author: Wonder Wario[edit]
Golem: Hey?... Where's Tails?
WW: ~BURP!~
Timnis: Oh Gosh.....
N: Well, let's get him out...
~Elsewhere~
Sonic: You'll pay!!
Rach: Please! You've been trying to beat me for almost an hour. Aren't you tired yet?
Author: Golem[edit]
Rach: ~takes out a hunk of cheese, looks into it for a bit, then puts it back~ ~sigh~ I must leave you, now, because there are others. Have fun.
Knuckles: Yep!
Sonic: You idiot.
Author: Wonder Wario[edit]
~back outside~
~Tails in out of WW covered in a green ooze~
N: That was'nt pretty...
WW: :D
Eggman:~with a disturbed look on his face~...
Author: Golem[edit]
Timnis: Tails! Did you get the emerald?!
Tails: No...
Rach: A-hah! There you are!
Golem: Where'd she come from?!
Rach: ~holds up a chunk of cheese~ This one told me you were here, and... ~puts away cheese, holds up two emeralds, one in each hand, looking straight into WW's eyes~ these two tell me you have another emerald!
WW: Oh! Yummy!
Timnis: Yeah! Go eat 'em, WW!
Author: Wonder Wario[edit]
WW: I will do that!! ~starts breathing in deep (like Wario in Wario World)~
Rach: Wha?! ~loses grip on the emeralds~ Nooo!!!
Author: Golem[edit]
Rach: Wait! I'm not done yet! Cheese Magnet! ~gulps down all of her cheese and focuses her powers on bringing the emeralds to her side; this is slowly working~
Timnis: O.O
Eggman: ~shoots the two emeralds with a wrist laser~ Hah!
Rach: Eek!! Noo! Keep them from touching each other! ~dives at the remains of the two emeralds, which started to come together~
Golem: Why?
Rach: If these four pieces touch, it would destroy us all!
Eggman: What would destroy us all?
Author: Wonder Wario[edit]
WW: ~grabs the emerald pieces~ I'll fix em!! ~puts the emerald pieces together~
Author: Golem[edit]
Rach: You fool!
Cheeos 2: Someone call?
Author: Wonder Wario[edit]
WW: I smell cheese!
Rach: Now look what youv'e done!!
WW: ~looks at the traumatized Tails~ So?
Rach: Not him!! ~points to Cheeos 2~ Him!!!
Author: Golem[edit]
WW: Wow... but... why is he looking at me?
Rach: The emerald you have!
Timnis: Hah! That monster isn't getting it, it's inside WW!
Golem: Uh, Timnis, I don't think it cares!
~Cheeos 2 lunges at WW, who has started up a Super Peel Out. WW, out of fright, leans the front half of the Super Peel Out up, which catches Cheeos 2 and tosses it up at the ceiling in the blink of an eye. When it hits the ceiling, Cheeos 2 turns into a puddle and drops back in the Super Peel Out and mucks it up. WW can't keep it up with the puddle and stops, at which point Cheeos 2 has formed itself as a sticky yellow-clear substance surrounding WW's legs and slowly making its way to covering WW's entire body.~
WW: Yuck!
Golem: Hit it, Timnis!
Timnis: Without harming WW!
Eggman: This is much bigger than WW now! ~aims wrist laser at substance on WW~
Author: Ultimate N[edit]
Eggman: Hmmm...what should I set the power to...Medium power would definitely stun the thing, maybe kill it...but heck, I want to see it explode!
Timnis: But it'll take WW with it! Just vaporize it!
Eggman: NO! I wanna see an explosion! ~sets power to Max~ Ready...aim...FIRE!
~nothing happens~
Eggman: Shoot! This thing won't run without an animal inside to fuel it. Hmm...~looks around~
Tails: ~finally stops crying~ Why are you looking at me like that?
Author: Golem[edit]
Eggman: You have so much hair while I'm bald!
~everyone freezes~
Cheeos: Weren't you going to use Tails to fuel your wrist laser?!
Eggman: ...That too.
~everyone starts moving again~
Author: Ultimate N[edit]
Eggman: Now, it'll be hind of hard to fit you in...seeing as this is a wrist laser, and all... ~grabs gigantic box out of nowhere~ Thankfully, I have my twin-tailed fox power adapter ready!
Tails: No! You can't!
Eggman: Why not?
Tails: Er...I'm not going to let you?
Ash: Hey! That's my line!
Eggman: Sorry, but I won't be able to kill Wonder Wario without...what? Oh, yeah, I won't be able to kill that other guy without your help! ~stuffs Tails in power adapter~ Now...let's destroy...erm...that Cheese guy. ~flips switch on power adapter~ ~nothing happens~ Shoot. Anyone got an extra animal lying around that I can use to power my power adapter?
Author: Golem[edit]
~By now, WW is encased in Cheeos 2 up to his neck.~
WW: Uh, guys, I'd eat it, but I can't!
N: Gmmrgh!
Everyone: Huh?
N: I just wanted to remind everyone that I was here.
Eggman: That brings something to my attention... what has Rach been doing this entire time?!
Rach: ~kneeling on the floor, chanting~ The servers are the seven cheese. Cheese is power, power enriched by the heart. The servers are the seven cheese. Cheese is power, power enriched by the heart. The servers are the seven cheese. Cheese is power, power enriched by the heart... ~starts to float and glow yellow~ WAAAAAHHH!!!! ~shoots a large beam at the Cheeos 2/WW combo~ HAH!!! ~Rach stops glowing and then falls to the floor. Meanwhile, Cheeos 0, the four shards, the emerald, WW, and Blue Blur lay on the floor next to each other. And there's something else...~
Golem, N: My upgrade!
Rach: The Cheese Disection worked!
~N gets to the glowing ball first, but when he jumps at it he falls through. Golem hops at it and grows two tails, then the light fades.~
Princessi's Voice: This is the Flying Fox. Allows the user to use the powers of Tails. Can be equipped by Golem and Bowser 102.
Timnis: Cheeos had an upgrade inside him?! And look, WW lost his Blue Blur!
Author: Ultimate N[edit]
N: ~takes out sketch pad~ Hmmm...~draws diagrams~...if I could remove Golem's tails, WW's old spikes, and Timnis's...erm...gloves?...then I could...
Golem: What's that, person without an upgrade?
N: ~hides sketch pad~ NOTHING! NOTHING AT ALL! ~rips up paper!
Author: Wonder Wario[edit]
WW: Herm?!... Oh! My shiny! ~picks up the Blue Blur and transforms back~
Author: Golem[edit]
Timnis: ~holding two mismatched shards in each hand, shoving both hands away from his body in opposite directions as much as possible~ A little help... here!
Golem: WW, grab the shards from Timnis' right hand and run down the corridor as fast as you can! You've got the speed to do it!
WW: Okies! ~grabs the shards from Timnis' hand and runs down the corridor, where he finds...~
Sonic: WAUGH! ~gets body-slammed by a speeding WW~
Author: Wonder Wario[edit]
Sonic: Watch where you're going!!
WW: ~comes to a stop~ Sorry, no time to talk Mr. Blue Hedgehog! I gotta take these emerald shards down the corridor!
Sonic: Why?! What's happened?!
WW: ... I don't know...
Author: Golem[edit]
Timnis: ~trying to walk the opposite way from WW, but getting nowhere~
Rach: Hey! ~sees Cheeos 0 going after the emerald that WW swallowed, gets in his way~ It won't be that easy!
Author: Wonder Wario[edit]
~Rach swallows a cheese and blasts Cheeos 0 back~
Golem: Good job Rach!..But,.. why do I have this erge to ...cry ? ~sniff~
Timnis: Oh no, don't tell me...
Eggman: It seems that the upgrades cause the person wearing them to start acting differently...
Author: Golem[edit]
Timnis: But... ~still fighting the shards~ WW and I haven't changed! Rrrgh... maybe it's because the Flying Fox was meant for Golem, whereas our power, rrrgh, power-ups were meant for others!
~Golem's tears are flying into Cheeos 0.~
Cheeos 0: Noo! I am becoming diluted! Grrr... you shall see me again! ~disappears~
Author: Wonder Wario[edit]
~everybody calms down as Cheeos 0 disappears, all except for Timnis, who is still holding the shards apart~
Tails, Golem: Where'd he go?
Rach: He's probobly decided to get the other emeralds first...
Author: Golem[edit]
Rach: ~takes out emerald, puts it to Timnis' mouth~ Eat it.
Timnis: What?!
Rach: It'll never get it unless I end up doing another cheese disection, which I can do if needed.
Timnis: Fine, ~gulps it down~, but why not eat the shards?
Rach: It wouldn't be pretty... But, in any case... ~trips up Timnis~ Have fun!! ~shoots a ring at Eggman and disappears~
Golem, Tails: ...WAAHHH!!!
Timnis: What was that all about?! And... uh-oh, the shards!!
Author: Wonder Wario[edit]
WW: ~running towards the group~ Guys!
Timnis: What is it WW? And where are the shards?
~down the corridor, Sonic is struggling to hold the shards away from each other~
WW: Sonic's holding em! But I think he's broke.
Golem, Tails: What ~sniff~ do you mean?
WW: He can't run.
Author: Golem[edit]
~The shards that Timnis let go of are hurling towards Sonic. The knock him in the back of the head and slow down as they pass it.~
Timnis: Knuckles! Get them!
Knuckles: ~looking at his hands~ I can't!
~WW dashes at the floating shards and catches them right in front of Knuckles.~
Sonic: WAH! ~turns around so that he and WW are back to back, or rather, spines to spines~
Rach: ~looking through Eggman's kitchen~ Come on, there must be mustard SOMEWHERE here!!
Author: Wonder Wario[edit]
Rach: Does this guy EVER clean his fridge?!
~meanwhile~
N: Looks to me like we're gonna have nothing but trouble while these emeralds are broken.
Timnis: Well, is there any way to fix em?
WW:.... Heh, I'm hungry.
Author: Golem[edit]
Timnis: Don't even think about it, WW!
WW: Why not?
Timnis: Rach said that the results would not be good!
Golem, Tails: You... you mean it? ~sniff~
Eggman: Yeah, and didn't Rach just risk the emerald shards rejoining?!
Rach: Ah-ha! Mustard! ~holds up bottle of mustard~ Now... what would be good for containing Cheeos?