Story:MMEDDP2 Chapter 1
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Chapter 1[edit]
November 13, 2000
For the opening credits listen to this- [http://midi.roxette.org/au1.mid] it was my theme from the original and is now the main theme. To get the full effect of it get "Almost Unreal" by Roxette off Napster and listen to the words, or if you're like me listen to it on the ending credits of SMB the Movie. heh heh heh
Anyway, imagine a camera in the clouds and then swooping down into Washington D.C. going through the Mall (place where all the monuments are at) and then finally getting to the White House. The Credits of different actor appear while the music and camera movements are going on
A Vorpalsoft Production. . .
THE VORPAL ADMINISTRATION
starring
Vorpal as President Vorpal
Ditto McCloaker as Vice President Ditto
Sapphire as First Lady in Red Sapphire
Parasol Waddle Dee as Sec. of Energy PWD
Masamune as . . . Masamune
Masamune as . . . Murasame
Yoshiman and Mr. Predict as Sec. of Health and Human Services Fuzzball, Sec. of Housing and Urban Development Wrange Tirk, Sec. of the Interior Yoshiman, and Attorney General Mr. Predict
And . . .
featuring
Mr. Rogers as Sec. of Veterans Affairs Rogers
"Wierd Al" Yankovic as Press Sec. Yankovic
DVGBC as Sec. of Agriculture DVGBC
LinkMan 88 as Sec. of Transportation Linkman
Nazz64 as Sec. of Labor Nazz
KibyBoy2000 as Sec. of Commerce Kirbyboy
Tom Bodet as Sec. of State Bodet
Sgt. Flutter as Sec. of Defense Flutter
Dodo as Sec. of Education Dodo
Magikoopa as Sec. of the Treasury Magikoopa
Also featuring various past and present political figures that merely exist for the reason that we parody them . . .
Camera moves from the White House and shows Vorpal falling into a white abyss. The heads of the people fly past him
That Delightful Peter Jennings: And we now declare Florida for Gore . . .
Dubya: Plus, we have to destroy the evil McCainiacs before November!
Pukecannon: So, the MegaMega... Dookie, uh, Panicky Party thinks they have a shot at the White House, do they? Well, Pat Buchanan fights, and he fights hard...
Algore: Sounds like a risky ball n' chain scheme to me...
TDPJ: And we now retract our call for Florida for Gore. . .
Vorpal: Yeah, isn't that the one where that guy says "We'll leave the light on for you"? I was thinking of making him Secretary of Cheese or somethin'.
Clinton: Incompetent! I am surrounded by incompetence!
Nader: Oh yeah? Well, how do you respond to rumors, Mr. Vorpal, that you used to be an evil overlord, complete with zombie servants, trying to take over the universe?
TDPJ: We now give the state of Florida to Vorpal . . .
Flutter: With Freedom and Milkshakes for all!
Vorpal: Yeah, I didn't want Nintendo Co. Ltd. Knocking on my door because "Doki Doki Panic" was a game that came out in Japan, but it has no relation with the party.
Ditto: *From audience* You suck, Carrey!
TDPJ: And we now call Florida "too close to call" . . .
Vorpal: Fuzzball. . . but isn't he the Pyromaniac?
Flutter: Quiet, "Keebler Elf." It's a secret! All right, everyone. Spread out, don't move in groups, and let's all meet at the DMC at 0800 hours! Let's synchronize our watches!
K: It's a wonderful system.
TDPJ: We now call the state of Florida for Dubya. We project him as the next President of the United States. . .
Other voice: Tonight on Jerry Springer: I'm In Love with the Mega Mega Extreme Doki Doki Panik Party. . .
Veepedex: Leiberman. A Jewish Pokemon. Though skilled in many areas, this running mate's natural talent is flaming his opposition.
Cheney: Simple. If we get something that they want, they will give us something that we want. We get hostages, they pay us by surrendering the presidency! And mmrrr mrrrpph mmmphh
TDPJ: We are recalling our call for Dubya as President. It is now too close to call . . .
Vorpal: That's "Panik" with a "k".
Lady in Red: I'll do it for cryin out loud!
Ditto: *ringside* It's all they'd agree to.
TDPJ: And it looks like this will take until November 17th until the count in Florida is complete . . .
Dubya: As we say in Texas, "The sky's the limit!"
Chillsea: Mother dear, I'm afraid I can't get much on their backgrounds. Ditto is merely a shape-changer as far as these records go, Vorpal doesn't have much posted about himself... unless we can get that auto biography of his... and the Lady In Red who is usually seen with them is just a big question mark to me.
Vorpal: heh, heh, It. . . it was a thing I. . . uh . . . did in my youth, yeah! But, I've learned from those mistakes.
TDPJ: It's the Electoral College's voting date. And it looks like Vorpal won . . .
Masamune: Ahh! This is all to perfect! We are scaling the popularity charts!
Vorpal: Ugg! Letmeoutletmeout!!!!!
Pukecannon: Isn't that against the rules?
TDPJ: Even after the Electoral College has voted. Algore still presses on with a recount . . .
Masamune: Can't I just destroy a little country... like Alaska?
Ditto: Okay so maybe I was a little more than a little hungry.
Nader: "I am the Nader! I speak for the trees!
Please stop your drilling, young man if you please!"
TDPJ: And now the final count is in. Vorpal has the Electoral College, yet only has 16 votes nationwide after 34 recounts across the nation . . .
Lady In Red: As much as I am against going against the sake of the law and all that, well, it doesn't seem we have much choice...
Ditto: Let's see... *sees an insignia on the back of Algore's head. It says, *Inspected By Union 13* ...THERE IT IS! THE UNION LABEL! And one thing you can always count on about American Workmanship...!
Pukecannon: *flying away* Looks like Team Reform's blasting off agaiiiin! *ding*
Ditto: . . .vorpal . . . Vorpal . . . VORPAL!!!!
Vorpal: *wakes up* Wha-snzxxx-? I'm up! I'm up!
Ditto: You're about to be inaugurated! It's . . . 11:23 and you're inaugurated at 12:00!
Vorpal: AHHHH! A suit! I need a suit and a tie!
Ditto: You're lucky I prepared for this moment.
Vorpal: Yeah, yeah, Mr. Boyscout. So . . . what've you got for me?
Ditto: Well, I have this gray suit and a DK tie.
Vorpal: They'll have to do! So where am I inaugurated?
Ditto: Washington, D.C.
Vorpal: And where are we now?
Ditto: Trenton, New Jersey.
Vorpal: And what time is it now?
Ditto: 11:26
Vorpal: And . . . HOW DO WE GET THERE?!?!?
Ditto: Good question, you could do your sword slicing teleportation.
Vorpal: Only, I could go through.
Ditto: Umm . . . the Dittomobile!
Vorpal: Can it get us there in less than 30 minutes?
Ditto: Most likely not. Let's go
~In Washington, D.C.
Saph: *pacing* . . . 11:55 and Vorpal still isn't here.
Flutter: You act as if he's your boyfriend or something.
Saph: He's not! But I am going to be the First Lady.
Flutter: Well, how does that work?
Saph: Don't ask me! This is Vorpal's Administration!
~In the Dittomobile
Vorpal: You know what?
Ditto: What?
Vorpal: I think I should use my human form.
Ditto: Yeah, whatever.
Vorpal: I don't want to be like FDR and hide my disabilities.
Ditto: FDR was a very popular President.
Vorpal: So it's still the principle of the thing.
~Washington, D.C.
Chief Justice: Well, two minutes and time will be up.
Clintin': All right! I'll get to be President for four more years!
Flutter: GASP! NO!
CJ: 30 seconds . . . 29 . . . 28
Suddenly the Dittomobile drives up. Vorpal jumps out of the car and puts his right hand on the Bible.
Vorpal: IdosolemnlyswearthatIwillfaithfullyexecutetheOfficeofPresidentoftheUnitedStates,andwilltothebestofmyAbility,
preserve,protectanddefendtheConstitutionoftheUnitedStates . . .GASP!
CJ: . . . 2 . . . 1 . . . I pronounce you President of the United States!
Mass cheering can be heard all around
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