AaronGuy

Full Name: Aaron Michael Octavian McGuyver
Birthdate: Unknown, aging slowed slightly from time spent in Varunia
Species: Human
Nationality: AaronGuy
Creator: AaronGuy

Background

Aaron was just like any other boy of his age; lazy and slothlike. He spent a lot of time laying around, be it outside, in bed, anywhere. That all changed, however, when a ripple in space sent him to Varunia, home of Culex. Aaron demanded that he be sent home, but the dimensional being claimed he had nothing to do with Aaron's sudden transporation, being an individual who despised tampering with dimensions. He decided to take Aaron into his care, and help him find a way home, while at the same time sending Aaron on little missions to keep the dimensions in order. He learned a few spells from Culex, and was given some tools to assist his missions.

Eventually, Aaron figured that Culex wasn't too intested in getting rid of such a useful pawn as himself, so he made his own escape, only to find himself back on Earth, mere minutes before it's destruction at the hands of Akujin!

Timeline History

Pre-Timeline Split

During the first Fanventures series, Aaron acted as a third-party adversary, working to defeat not only the Fanventurers, but the slightly psychotic Princessi as well. During these video game themed adventures, Aaron had appropriately themed equipment, including a Gameshark to meddle with game physics (to catch others doing the same, of course), a souped-up ShyGuy ride called the Motobomber Omega, and a Bullet Bill cannon that he hefted on his shoulder. He relyed almost entirely on this equipment, and did not use any of his spells. Being a third-party villian, of course, he was thwarted in most of his attempts. He never was able to capture Princessi.

Good Timeline

Aaron instead returned to Earth in the early 2000's. He did not meet the OGers in this timeline, so he wandered the Earth lost and confused until he was taken in by the kindly Ukranian Guy. In Gamehiker Member OG 2: On the Road Again, the Ukranian Guy sent him out to destroy the Gamehikers because they had several Party Goers among their ranks (whom the Ukranian Guy despised). Aaron wound up getting trapped in a Plot Hole while trying to sabotage their cheesecake competition, but was later released in Gamehiker Member OG III: The Search for Splog.

Aaron was mostly ignored until Gamehiker Member OG VIII: The Final Parody, when he sold his soul to the Donkeyman in exchange for a larger role in the plot. He accompanied Donkeyman throughout the OG, and his dream came true when he was absorbed into Siphnitty and became a much more powerful evil.

Bad Timeline

After escaping from Culex with a few small items from Varunia, Aaron returned to Earth. Sadly, his visit was incredibly short, as the X-Bombinator was about to crash into Earth and destroy it. Using a teleporter he hefted from Culex, he was able to teleport away just in time, only to find himself in the broom closet of the Flying Monkey, where the OGers were. AaronGuy joined up with the OGers in their battles with the MPVP and convinced Culex to join in as well.

AaronGuy and Culex met up with the OGers again when they competed in the tournament of Member OG 7: Neogenesis. He defeated Mistress Canary in the first round and was then caught in a four-way battle with Yami Yoshi, Lord Kantii and Ihsay. However, after the tournament was called off, AaronGuy was turned into stone by Nijuka when he was demonstrating his powers to the OGers. An alternate ending to the OG shows AaronGuy breaking out of the stone and being coerced into joining Team Rocket Omega.

In Member OG 8: This Title is irrelevant, AaronGuy and Culex were trapped on a shuttle rocketing through space by Lupus, who wished to off random side characters. However, Aaron and Culex were eventually able to escape the space coffin and rejoin the OGers on Earth. He wound up in Japan, where Princess Lila seduced him into helping her forces fight off the evil dudes. She later ditched him in Member OG 10: Full Circle, after she had no more use for him. AaronGuy then rejoined the other OGers on Mystery, and was one of the few OGers to still be alive at the end.

Quotes

AaronGuy: ~jumps down~ Oh no it won't! I may not post much, but I still want some action!

Culex: Post... wait, what?
-Member OG 6