Story:MMEDDP3 Chapter 3
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Masamune
*In there office*
Masa: Well, got all rooms covered except the Oval Office. Strangely I found hundreds of hidden cameras!
Mura: Did you get rid of them?
Masa: *grins* Yep!
*Menawhile*
Assistant:Uhh, sir. You might want to take a look at this!
SoDarn Insane: What? *looks* Why is there... sock!?
*back at the office*
Mura: I see, wonderful. PBS wll pay good money for this. By the by, about the new VP...
Masa: Yeah, I called Mune back for the job! Same should be able to handle the other stuff alone.
Mura: Let's hope so... *rubs chin*
*elsewhere*
Dodo: At last! My solution to the shootings...
Ditto: *sigh* Me and Johnny were going to play SSB, this better be good.
Dodo: *nods and straightens helmet* I have been reveiwing the TV for information... what we have is a problem of people with diffiulty in life. So I have devised a solution, every day students will be forced to watch one hour of Teletubbies non-stop. If this does not induce a sense of caring and devotion, then they will go coo-coo.
Ditto: *rolls eyes* Yeah, whatever. I'll have Mickey take it over to Congress.
Dodo: Thank you sir... *walks out*
Ditto McCloaker
Sodarn Insane: Harumph! What happened to my view?
Anderson Koopa: Aargh! My ratings are dropping! *grabs Sodarn Insane by the collar* Do something, you mustachioed fool!
Vorpal: Hey, don't do that. He's been through a lot.
Sodarn Insane: *sniff* You're so insensitive.
Vorpal: Awww... there there. *hands him a tissue* Blow.
*SSSNNNNZZZFFFFTTTT!!!*
Insane: Here you go. *hands it back*
Vorpal: Don't worry. Keep it. --0
Cooper: *at window* Hey, Sodarn. What are your troops working on out there?
Sodarn: Oh, just installing some fiber glass wiring to connect my missle system with my satellite.
Cooper: Satellite, eh? Hmmm... *gets evil gleam in eyes*
Vorpal: That ain't good.
~Meanwhile, back at the White House...~
*Ditto and **McCain** sit in a large, ill-lighted room. The walls are covered with war maps and globes. They are on opposite sides of the table*
Ditto: So, it comes down to this. Unless I can carry out a bold attack against Canada, while sending out a detatchment against my enemies in the Middle East and Western Europe, millions of innocent lives will be lost and nations will fall to an evil ********.
**McCain**: *leaning back in his chair* That's about the size of it.
Ditto: How can you be so calm?
**McCain**: What's a few thousand lives here or there? If you're gonna do well in international warfare, you gotta forget the little guys.
Ditto: I agree. So it must be. Thousands will die.
*Ditto takes out a slider, and moves a few pieces across a map spread out on the table.*
**McCain**: Excellent move. With that you just wiped out half of South America, but you forgot about the forces in South Africa.
*moves a few pieces across the board*
Ditto: No, I didn't! I'm amazed those hut-dwellers think they have a chance against me. I shall slaughter them like pigs!
*moves a few pieces across the board*
Ditto: And with that bold move, I RULE THE WORLD!!! MWA HA HA HA!!!
*Sapphire walks in*
Sapphire: Are you two playing "Stratego" in the War Room again?!
Both: *bowing their heads* Yes.
Sapphire: Now, General Swartz-cough asked you nicely to stop that. He can never find his paperwork after you two have been in here.
Both: *bowing their heads* We're sorry.
Sapphire: Okay then. Ditto, you have to make a speech to Congress about Campaign Finance reform. You two boys can play later.
Ditto: Okay, okay...
*they get up and leave. On their way out, they pass by Colon POW'll and Norman Swartz-cough. After Ditto, **McCain**, and Sapphire leave, the two look at the game pieces on the table map*
Gen. POW'll: Well, you realize what this means, don't you, Swartz-cough?
Swartz-cough: We both knew it would come to this.
*They both stare hard at each other, until finally...*
Gen. POW'll: I call green!
Swartz-cough: Awww, you were the green army last time! No fair!
~At the Senate building~
Ditto: Okay, we are here to vote on House Bill B32512. All in favor?
Senate: Mumble, murble...
Ditto: Gee, that's too bad... 'cause *sniff* this bill was one of the things Vorpal and I talked about during our last phone call. *Sniff* He was so enthusiastic about this, and then... and then... *breaks down at the lectern*
*the Senate mumbles and murmurs, and then they all reluctantly assent*
Ditto: *suddenly recovering* Bill passed. Have a nice day. *leaves*
Masa: That was cheap.
**McCain**: -Yet brilliant.
Masamune
Narrator: Meanwhile, another fiendish plot is going downtown in uptown, movietown! We take you to 'That Really Big New Station'...
Reporter: So you say you have reports on Vice President Ditto McCloaker?
Ash: Yes! He is no president! He is a Ditto Pokemon in disguise! And I'm going to catch it! *runs off*
Reporter: And so you heard, is it legal for Pokemon to be a president? Only time will tell!...
*Ash runs outside, into an alley and shapeshifts into Same*
Same: Ho ho ho! This is far to easy!
*Meanwhile, at the white house!*
Masa: So Guiseppe, hows life?
Gui: It's ok...
Mura: We heard you wer dissapointed about Ditto's decision?
Gui: Yeah, I guess. A little left out, that's all.
Masa: Oh we have a little... plan to get you and Ditto reunited.... so then..... and.... then ....
.... .. .. .. .. ...... .... ... ... .... ...... ..... ..... .... ... .... ... ..... ..... ..... ...... ...... ...... ..... .... ... .... .. ... .. ... .. . .... .... .. . .. .. . .. ..... ....... ...... ...
...... ...... ...... ...... ...... ......
... and that's it.
Gui: *listens intently* Oooooh! I love it!
*THE NEXT DAY!*
*McCain is walking down the hall way, on his way to see Ditto for their daily chat. But before anything can be done. NAB!*
(DC: (Ditto's Creator) NOOOOO!!!!!)
Masa: *dressed in punk gear* Well well well... if isn't Mr. VP....
McCain: What do you thugs want?
Mura: *also dressed up* You ahve been quite a drag on our plans. Ditto can be fooled to a certain extent... but not with your two minds around...
Masa: So... we're going to have to... replace you for a while.
McCain: You'll never get away with this!
*Mune walks in, looking exactly like John McCain*
Mune: Is that so? Let's get rid of 'em!
*Mura and Same gleefully hide him in a top-secret-unfindable-place-that-is-not-in-Masa's-closet*
*No-really-it-isn't!*
Mune err... McCain: *walks into the office with Ditto* Ready?
Ditto: Indeed, *pulls out Presidential suite Battleship*
Sgt. Flutter
*in Saudi Arabia...*
PK: Tell me again why I had to sign those papers saying I kidnapped you and flew off to Saudia Rabia.
SF: Shut up!
PK: What is that up ahead?
SF: Looks like Vorpal. But can't be. Must be a marrage.
*to men walk up to PK and SF and arrest them*
*In a Jail of America...*
Gaurd: PK you have a visitor.
SF: I bailed you out now lets go.
PK: So that is why you got me to sign those papers.
*mean while...*
Cooper: They could have saw something... Bring me their heads!!!
Vorpal: This isn't good.
Luigi of the Pipes
IF YOU HAD TO WRITE A REPORT ON ANDREW JOHNSON, WHAT WOULD YOU TITLE IT?
*Slort mutters a couple words.*
Luigi: Oooo, good one!
Impeachment without a blue dress.
Luigi: And the 36 page resume is done! Take this in to President McCloaker, and you'll be Health Sec. in no time!
*Slort rolls up the papers and shoves them into his mouth, then walks into Ditto's office. He comes out a few minutes later, grinning wide.*
Luigi: You got it?
*Slort nods.*
Luigi: Whoohoo! Um, you did mention that I wanted to be Chief Interpreter and Chief of Spies, didn't you?
*Slort's eyes grow wide.*
Luigi: Fine! I'll just do it myself then, Health Sec. Slort!
Luigi of the Pipes
*Luigi and Slort enter Ditto's office.*
Luigi: Uh, Mr. Acting President sir. Is it okay if I become Slort's interpretter and stuff?
Ditto: I already have you marked down from his VP run, so yeah.
Luigi: Phew. Now, how about Chief of Spies?
Ditto: ........... huh?
Luigi: The White House could have invaders in our midst! Try to see it this way...
*Breaks into song, a rendition of Somewhere Over the Rainbow.*
Luigi:
Somewhere, inside the White House,
There are men (or womin).
They can take us by su-prise,
And we might not win.
But if you give a chance, just one little chance,
I can make sure those men, yes those very men,
Never see the light of day again!
Oh, somewhere inside the White House,
We can find,
A way to keep you safe,
And the place will be mine.
Note the spelling error on women was done on purpose.
Ditto: ...............okay..............
Luigi: Is that a yes?!
Ditto: That's a, maybe.
*Slort utters a couple words.*
Luigi: Shut up! I can too sing!
Ditto: What'd he say?
Luigi: Hey said that 'maybe' means 'no', in the big businesses.
Ditto: Heh heh heh... you have no idea.
Ditto McCloaker
I seem to have started something with all these songs...
Ditto: Thanks, I'll think it over. Thanks for applying.
Luigi: But-- *gets shoved out the door*
Ditto: 'Chief of spies..?' Haha! That's good! Oh well, at least now I have a Health Secretary to... ummm... What on Earth does a Goomba want with the office of Health Secretary?!
*Meanwhile, in the Pentagon, Sgt. Flutter is looking about for some files*
Flutter: Hmmm... now, where did I put those records? Must be in here...
*Goes to a door marked "Private Records. No Unauthorized Personnel or Winged Turtles"*
Flutter: Hm. They must mean some other winged turtles. *walks in and flicks on light*
Voice: Eek!
Flutter: Who's there?
*Nintenfreak Jr. pops up*
Flutter: What are you doing in here? It says no Unauthorized Personnel.
Nintenfreak: I uh... figured they were referring to other Unauthorized Personnel.
Flutter: Oh. Okay.
NF:
Flutter: What's that behind your back?
NF: Oh, nothing.
Flutter: Are those secret files?
NF: Nooooo
Flutter: Is that a camera?
NF: Noooooo
Flutter: Is that a photo of CIA Head Louis Freeh in a dress?
NF: Yes, er, I mean Noooooo.
Flutter: Come with me.
~Later, at the White House~
Flutter: President Ditto! President Ditto!
Ditto: What?
Flutter: I caught a spy at the Pentagon!
Ditto: A spy?
Flutter: Yes! It is none other than... Nintenfreak! He's defecting to the Russians!
Ditto: What are you implying?
Flutter: He's a spy!
Ditto: What's your evidence?
Flutter: I found a tape recorder hidden inside a camera, and a camera hidden in a tape recorder.
Ditto: ???
Flutter: Okay, so I didn't say he was a criminal mastermind.
Ditto: Hmmm... such security leaks cannot be tolerated. Our Intelligence Network needs a new Leader.
Luigi: *outside the door with a glass to his ear* Hmmm?
Ditto: Someone clever.
Luigi: Hmmm...
Ditto: Someone cunning.
Luigi: Hmmm?!
Ditto: Someone who relishes the job.
Luigi: *takes his ear away from door to address Splort* I'm perfect for the job!
Ditto: *inside* Someone incredibly gullible to take the fall when his men screw up.
Luigi: *kicks in through the door at this moment, not having heard the last detail* Look no farther!!!
Ditto: *to himself* Methinks I shan't. *out loud* Okay... After looking over your resume *pulls it out of wastebasket and flips through it with a thoughtful expression* I've decided... You're just the man to head up the Central Intelligence Agency!
Luigi: Shyes! *high-fives Splort*
Narrator: But, Goombas don't have any hands.
Luigi: So that's the sound of one hand high-fiving?
Narrator: Well- hmmm...
Luigi: Gotta go! *runs off to Pentagon*
Luigi of the Pipes
Luigi (chanting): I'm head of the Intelligence Sysytem! I'm head of the Intelligence System! I'm head of the Intelligence System! Now, to start my campaign, I'll put a security camera inside every closet!
<Slort's Office> *PWD runs in, throwing the trash can that was supposed to be holding the door shut across the floor.*
PWD: You're the Health Sec. and you leave your room a mess like this?!
Slort: *Rolls eyes*
PWD: Anyway, Slort Slort Slort Slort Slort Slort Slort Slort........
<One hour later>
PWD: .......... Slort Slort Slort! You gotta legalize brussel sprouts!
*Slort pushes a button on his desk, starting an intricate comlink system that links to Luigi. He then speaks into a mike on his desk.*
Luigi (over comm): He says "for what"?
PWD: The energy crisis!
*Slort rubs his chin with his tongue, then replies.*
Luigi: "No, and get the heck outta my office".
PWD: But....
*Slort groans and rubs his head.*
Luigi: Well, I'm back from the Pentagon, and there's only one closet left that doesn't have a camera.
*Luigi opens the door to the closet and finds **McCain** inside, gagged and roped.*
Luigi: Mr. Vice President sir! What're ya doing in this old, musty closet?
**McCain**: Mumph gaph a guph gar phuh!
Luigi: Eh? Looks like it's time for another song break.
*This time it's "You are Sixteen" from "The Sound of Music".*
Luigi: You wait, Mr. **McCain**, on an empty stage, For Ditto to turn, the light on. Your life, Mr. **McCain**, is an empty page, That reporters will want to write on.
You are VP, going on President. Johnny, it's time to think. Better beware, be canny and careful, Johnny, you're on the brink!
You are VP, going on president. Reporters will fall in line. Camera-men and people with pens, Will offer you TV time.
Totally unprepared are you, To face this job with trend. Timid and shy and scared are you, Of things you can't amend.
You need someone, younger yet wiser, Telling you what to do. I am Interpreter, and Intell. Chief, I'll watch out for you.
**McCain**: Mumph garph caph un fiphin!
Luigi: Okay. I just wanted to put up this camera, and that's done, so I'll be seein' ya!
**McCain**: Muph!
*Luigi closes the door and walks to Slort's office.*
Parasol Waddle Dee
Not nice to curse, Luigi of the Pipes! You misused that word, so...TO THE TELETUBBY DUNGEON WITH YOU!!!!
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PWD- Dang! Why can't any humans legalize brussel sprouts? The brussel sprout is the only edible thing on this planet that is like the food on Pop Star...as is "sugar"...
Mr. Saturn- YoU nO cOmPlAiN! DiNg! Me nO lIkE eDiBlEs On ThIs PlAnEt, ZoOm! Me WaNt "PeAnUtChEeSeBaR"! ThEy HaVe? BoInG? No! YuCkY! BuRp! BeLcH! DiNg!
PWD-......Um...were you the Mr. Saturn that was kidnapped by Master Belch, who is known as Master Barf?
Mr. Saturn- YeS, dOiNg!
PWD-...You're gross. I want another Mr. Saturn.
Mr. Saturn- KaY-o! BeLcH!
PWD-....Weird guy.
Yoshi, Kirby, Paula, Mario, Kinopio, and Jeff Andonuts enter the room as the Mr. Saturn leaves.
Yoshi- You won't believe it!
PWD- I don't.
Yoshi- I didn't even tell you yet!
Kirby- WE didn't tell him, you moron!
PWD-...So, tell me!
Kirby- Okay! Dr. Saturn and Dr. Andonuts --
Jeff-...My dad is Dr. Andonuts, not Dr. Saturn --
Kirby-...Were going to ask the Sec. of Education about the lesson plans for the human children...when suddenly --
Paula- They spotted a "hidden" video camera --
Mario- And it talked! It TALKED FOR GOODNESS SAKE!! THIS PLANET IS COMING TO AN END!! GUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Mario runs out of the room. The other Nintendo characters watch him run down the halls, listening as his hysterical screaming fades as he keeps running.
All-...*Sweatdrop*
Jeff- Er...anyhow, my dad and Dr. Saturn turned it off and examined it. As it turns out --
Kinopio-...! Wait a sec.! Are you going to start going through a very long explanation which we won't understand and you'll end up hitting us and explain it the same way again and eventually you'll explode? That kind of explanation?
Jeff- *Sweatdrop* Um, well, yes.
Paula- Just explain it in Laymen's terms.
Jeff- Um...yeah. Well, as it turned out, it is a spycam to moniter all activity in the WhiteHouse. Some one is spying on us. I don't know the location quite yet, but I will know soon...I think...
Yoshi- Nice closing, genius.
Jeff- Is that a compliment or an insult?
Yoshi- Insult. Now shut up.
Jeff- Hey...!
Yoshi- WHAT DID I TELL YOU?!
Kirby-...Yeah. Also, about the new guy...I think he's lonely.
PWD- Really? No problem! *pulls out Goombario from a Paper Mario cartridge* There! See?
Goombario- Where am I? Oh...real world.
PWD- Some one show him to Slort's office.
Yoshi- I will!
PWD- I wouldn't trust you with a goomba.
Yoshi-...?
Jeff- *Sigh* I guess I will.
Jeff takes Goombario to Slort's office and leaves him there. Goomario waits for Slort's reaction to seeing another goomba.
Luigi of the Pipes
OoC: Better now PWD?
*Slort lazily shuffles through the papers on his desk when a knock comes to his door. he yells for them to open, but they don't respond. He glumly pushes a button on his desk, opening the door.* Goombario: So this is the other Goomba?
Jeff: I guess so.
Slort: Apnabi cas cuman? (Why in the world are you here?)
Goombario: Pardon?
Jeff: Was that the infamous Goombeli language?
*Slort nods.*
Jeff (to Goombario): Then why can't you understand it?
Goombario: I've never heard of it. Must be some language he made up.
Jeff (to Slort): Ahem. Do, you, speak, English?
*Slort shakes a negative head.*
Jeff: Well, have fun!
Goombario: But...
*Jeff runs out.*
Luigi: Now, let's test these new closet cameras.
*Luigi turns on the 238 monitors before him, but they're all dark.*
Luigi: Huh?
*A thought that the closets may be too dark to see in flashes through Luigi's brain, but he dismisses it.*
Luigi: I'll just check in on the CIA investigations at the Penta!
<Pentagon>
*A dark-shrouded figure shuffles through the files in one room. He grins and walks for the door, but it swings open and nails him flat to the wall. Luigi, brandishing a flashlight enters.*
Luigi: Helloooooooooo! Any un-authorized personnel in here? Well, guess not...
*Luigi closes the door halfway, causing the figure to flop down at his feet.*
Luigi: Oh my! It's....!
Bill Clinton: Why you little rascal! I came in here to change the records about my presidency, but how can I do that if you're tryin' to kill me?
Luigi: Oh! Sorry Mr. Clinton! I didn't mean to.... Hey! I don't like you, so I'm gonna turn you in to the authorities!
Clinton: No! Not...
Luigi: That's right! You're going to Kenneth Starr penetentuary! I invented it myself!
Clinton: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Masamune
*Masa goes to his closet to check on McCain*
Masa: What the? Ack! A hidden camera! Did anyone come in here?
McCain: *Grumph!*
Masa: I thought so! *grabs hidden camera and throws it in sock drawer* We'll have to MOVE you! *Hides him in the top-secret-place-that-is-in-no-way-the-secret-floor-panel-leading-to-the-basement-which-is-not-there!*
Mura: You know, I think your actions are misleading.
Masa: Huh?
*Meanwhile, at a school...*
Boy1: This is horrible! Not only did that groovy White House show go off, but now we have to watch Teletubbies!!!
Boy2: What is the world coming to---
*Teletubbies come on, restraints grab them. Forcing their heads to look at the show with their eyelids forced open*
Class: AUGGH!!!! NOO!!!!!
Narrator: While this evil School Crime is put into action, Ditto and Mune *cough* John McCain prepare to make up some new laws*
Ditto: I think we need to create a law that will inspire peace, prosperity and love among the people of America. Inspire the rest of the world to adopt the spirit of unity and compas--
McCain: Nah, no good!
Ditto: WHA-What!? Err uhh, yeah your right!
McCain: I notice Egland has yet to actually repay their debts over the little 'war' they waged. I have informed the army to point Nuclear Missles on them.
Ditto: *jawdrops*
Narrator: As things begin to heat up, Luigi has dragged Clinton to the CIA...
CIA Man 1: If it isn't Clint Bubba...
Clinton: No, that's Bill Clinton!
CIA Man 2: Shaddup!
Clinton: *whimpers*
CIA1: Don't worry, we have plans... we have found you a spot where you can spend the rest of your life in solitude from the world.
Clinton: Really!?
CIA2: We'd like you to introduce you to... the box. A nice little BOX in PRISON where you have to stay FOREVER!!!
Clinton: NOOOOOO!!!!!!
Nintenfreak Junior
At the supreme Court
OJ Simpson's Laywer: I have proof that Mr. Freak Jr. is not a Russian spy.
Cheif Justice: Let's see it.
NintF Jr.: You know what to do Mr. OJ Simpson's lawyer.
OJSL: Yes.
OJSL to Everyone: This is Chewbacca. Lives on Endor with a bunch of little Ewoks. Doesn't make no sence. [holds up sock puppet] Look at the little Monkey.
Cheif Justice: Charges dropped.
later
Sgt. Flutter: Looks like I had you all wrong.
NintF Jr.: Your right. Well, If I don't have anything else to do, Japan will be happy to find out who won Survivor II.
Sgt. Flutter: I thought you were Russian.
NintF Jr.: I'm not, I was spying on Russia for Japan, the Russia has me spy on the US.
Sgt. Flutter: Why does anyone care who won Survivor II?
NintF Jr.: Me and my ¥80000000 bet.
Road Sige reads: Advancement in plot ahead. Sane People keep right.
Vorpal
Flutter: And what is that? 2 bucks?
Ninten Jr.: *sniff* yeah, they didn't tell me it was in yen until halfway through the series.
Meanwhile at the white house...
Ditto: What do you mean the White house has termites?!?!?!
Termite guy; Yep, I suspect it's from all those Nintendo characters hangin around. You'll have to get them there own seperate building and never allow them in the White House. You'll also have to leave for the night.
Ditto: Oh, all right.
PWD- Rats, we gotta leave guys, they say we cause termites.
Ninty Chars- Awww!
After everyone has left the "Termite guy" replaces al of the hidden cameras this time with out speakers at the other end.
Now we go to Saudi Arabia, play the theme from Hogan's Hero's (couldn't get a mid of it, maybe later)
Insane: Auk, vhere's MagiKoopa?
Vorpal: He'll be here, trust me.
Insane: But if Coopa, finds that vone of the prisoners has escaped, I'll be sent to the Nightline!
Vorpal: Yes, well, here he comes now.
insane: General Coopa, ah, there seems to be a problem...
Sam Flutter
Flutter: WHAT?!?! Ditto: No one can go into the White House for a night.
Flutter: But I was going to do over time! I spent all my money busting PK out of Jail.
Ditto: To bad.
*later that night, ontop of the white house...*
Flutter: *Laying down* If I can't work tonight, I'll get an early start tommorrow. Gee if it wasn't fo the full moon I would be perfectly clam. *rolls over and sees a warewolf*
Warewolf: Target spotted, termiante mode on.
Flutter: Uh-oh *runs inside the White House* Pant, Gasp, Weeze. Huh? I think I hear somebody.
TG: That is the last of them.
Flutter:*to himself* Last of what?
TG: Now every one will start watching the White House show again.
Flutter: *to himself* White House show...
*Flash Back, Back, Back, Back, Back*
Flutter: I wonder what is on today? *turns on TV* Hey this White house show or whatever it is called is pretty cool. That looks like Ditto. The cameras moving. No I see socks.
TV: Whoops the show you are watching just went off. Now back to the Teletubies.
*Unflash Back, Back, Back, Back, Back*
Flutter: *Outloud* Now I remember.
TG: I think I'm being watched. I believe it is that winged turtle. The warewolfbot was suppose to eliminate him. He is smarter than we thought. Wait a minute I've got an idea.
*men in white coats bust in and grab Flutter*
Flutter: Nooooooo!!!
Parasol Waddle Dee
"Termites"??? What are "termites"??? *reads a book about bugs* Oh...I see. Sega characters cause termites, fleas, ticks, leeches, bats...wait a sec.! Bats aren't bugs!! What is the world coming to?!
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PWD- Hey, we could always go back into our game cartridges...until they say it's okay to go back or something.
Paula- What are termites???
PWD- Bugs.
Paula-...What do they look like?
PWD- Like this. *takes out a picture of termites*
Paula- YEEEEEEEKKKKKKK!!!! *smashes the picture with her frying pan*
PWD-...*Sweatdrop*
Kirby- We can't cause termites...
Yoshi- We are only pieces of data!
Jeff- That is true...or, should I say, it is true yet it is false?
Yoshi- What the heck are you talking about?
Kirby- *whispering to Yoshi* You fool! He's trying to make up a plan to destroy us all!
Yoshi-...???
Jeff- We ARE data, yet we exist in the real world.
Yoshi-...DIE!!!
Jeff- Awwww, not again...
Jeff runs, with Yoshi following at his heels. Everyone else watches as they run off.
All-...*Sweatdrop*
Paula- Um...so...what do we do now?
Kirby- I say we do something useful!
Kinopio- What did you have in mind?
Kirby- Huh? I never think up these things...some one ELSE does it FOR me!
Kinopio- This is crazy. I say we go to our secret hiding place.
Paula- What will we do once we get there?
PWD- I'm catching on to what Kinopio's saying. We go to our place, then we come up with a plan and...What is it, Dr. Saturn?
Dr. Saturn- DiNg! Me AnD dR. aNdOnUtS fInD cAmErA, zOoM! It LeAd WhErE? BoInG? We NoT kNoW. Me SaY wE pLaN aT cAmErAs. ThEy LeAd SoMeWhErE sEcReT? DoInG? Me NoT kNoW.
James Bond- The name's Bond...James Bond.
Everyone else- WILL YOU SHUT UP WHILE WE THINK OF A PLAN?!?!?! YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY NOT HELPING!!!!!!!
James Bond- Sorry.
Jeff runs by and hides behind Paula.
Jeff- I think I know where it leads...it could lead to France, but France doesn't have symbols like that on the camera.
Yoshi- Okay, I give up. I say we go to our place. I'm the one with the key...I think.
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Goombario stares at Slort.
Goombario-...Um....Do you like humans?
*Slort says something that Goombario can't understand*
Goombario-...I'll take that as a 'no'.
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