Retro Belmont (Author)
Real Name: Joseph Pietrzak
Birth date: 1990
Nationality: United States of America
First OG: Beware the Forest Mushrooms (2006)
Author Characters
Retro Belmont holds these characters in more regard than any of his other ones, because he likes to pick favorites.
Retro Belmont - Holiday Special: Happy Father's Day, Masa!
Goy - Holiday Special: Happy Father's Day, Masa!
Fera- Epic Dino Slayer OG: Do America or Die Hard
Traits
I'm lazy.
OGs
The Loophole
The Loophole
The Loophole 2
The Loophole 3: Corruption (SPOG)
Senor Abbots SPOG (The Loophole 3)
Loophole Judges SPOG (The Loophole 3)
The Loophole 3 - Case 4
The Loophole 3 Case 5: Walrus Gaiden
The Loophole 4: Awakened Justice
Epic
ALIEN
Epic Dino Slayer OG: Do America or Die Hard
What Lies Beneath
Make War, Not Pixels!
Themepark EXTRAVIGANZA P s og edition
Gamehiker Member OG
Holiday Special: Happy Father's Day, Masa!
Gamehiker Member OG X: The Shrack of Neely
Gamehiker High University
Gamehiker High University Special: Politi-Cal!
Member OG
Member OG 11: Music Goers
Goers
Fanventures
Subspace Fanventures
Prose OGs
Pokemon: OG Version
Final Fantasy OG
Other
Beware the Forest Mushrooms
It's My Job
The Dark Mansion
OG WITH FLYING WINGS OG
Akira Sojo
OG Filmers: Alpha
OG Wars, 2030
Flimbo's Quest
The Tingle OG
YourMOTHER vs. The School!
Abbotsvania: Sinfonía de la Noche
Wariofan Mind Control OG
Wariofan Mind Control OG 2: The Wariofanning
Picture OG
Quotes
[22:54] Retro Belmont: Sometimes, a man just has to find his pants
[22:54] Retro Belmont: You can quote me on that
Trivia
Retro goes by 'Retro Belmont' on Gamehiker and nowhere else. On every other forum, website, online mail address or whatever, he goes by 'RetroJape'. Why he even chose the name 'Belmont' is a mystery, since he was never that big on Castlevania. It was actually his MSN name for a short time before and after he registered. He, I mean, I, often wonder if I should have my name switched back.
"Retro" is treated as a noun, not an adjective. Like a name, if that's so hard to accept.
Retro doesn't even come from the fact that he likes to play old school games, but from the company behind his favorite Gamecube game, Metroid Prime. Jape was just a word his friend came up with, and at the time, three people had "Jape" in their names.
You mean you weren't name after the Jungle Japes? My whole life is a lie! IT'S RETROJAPE NOW ANYWAY.
Things Retro Should See
[00:43] Gamehiker: Man, I am digging this update
[00:44] GORE ILLA 117: My fist is digging your face
[00:44] GORE ILLA 117: And man it will not stop tunnelling!
[00:44] GORE ILLA 117: Show that ione to Retro