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Editor's note: I deleted some arguing between Fusion, Greatluigi, and Fred that was here before episode 98 but was irrelevant to the story.

Episode 98: "Not So Fast" by Golem

OOC: Gyuh, can we hold the name-calling? I doubt it's doing any good, I don't see anyone's posting doing any better.
...Like I have room to talk... ^_^;

Introbulus: Hey, how come Jim never has to fight?

Jim: ~whisper~ Shut up!

GORE: Where's Yami...?

Fusion: Look, the Wind Artifact!

Pharoah: Great! ~dashes over to the artifact, which is on a pedestal~ That was easy!

GORE: Hold it!

Everyone: ???

GORE: Wouldn't it be likely to be booby-trapped?

Introbulus: Your point is?

Fusion: Fade back!

~GORE looks to the pedestal, which no longer holds the artifact, then turns to Fusion, who has just thrown it to Introbulus.~

Introbulus: ~catch~ ~big, cheezy grin~

Jim, GORE: ~sigh~

Jim: C'mon, let's head back to the outside. ~everyone starts the path the way they came in~

GORE: Is it just me or is it a lot quieter?

Pharoah: It's not just you...

~they reach the room where Yami Yoshi and Great Luigi fought, find that the fan has stopped~

Jim: Ah, looks like there was a fan here!

Introbulus: ~looking down into pit~ What's th-- ._.

~Everyone looks away as they realize they're looking at Yami Yoshi sliced and diced. Pharoah turns back after realizing...~

Pharoah: Hey, look, the entrance to another chamber!

Part 2 of Episode 98: "Not So Fast" by Fusion

• They all walk inside. Suddenly, they are ambushed by...*

BSD: Mecha-Dark GORE?

MDG: Yes, it is I, Mecha-Dark GORE! I have come to fuse with Gore and destroy you all!

Introbulus: Metal Control!

• Nothing happens*

MDG: Ha, I am too strong to be affected by you! Darkly Dark Beam of Darkly Darkness!

• Introbulus is blasted back by the DDBODD*

Pharaoh: Mind Crush!

• MDG clutches his head in pain*

MDG: ACK! Take this!

• MDG slaps Pharaoh with an awesome power*

SM: You've gone too far! Sword Slash!

• He slices off MDG's left arm*

MDG: Regenerate! *regenerates arm and kicks SM with a great fury*

Fusion: Lightsaber Attack!

• Fusion leaps in the air and slices MDG down the middle, cutting him in two. MDG regenerates and punches Fusion away. BSMD uses an FFFP on MDG, who anticipates this and fires a bullet from his finger, knocking BSMD out*

Gore: Lightsaber Arm Slash! *turns his mechanical arm into a lightsaber arm and slashes at MDG, only to be grabbed by the throat* ACK! Cannot breathe!

MDG: You are coming with me. And, if you value your life, you will agree to fuse with me!

Gore: Never! *slashes MDG's "choking arm" off*

• MDG regenerates and blasts Gore back*

MDG: Now to fuse with m-*is blasted back*

Gore: Final Fusion?

FF: Yes, it is me. And now, MDG, time to fight the battle I've been waiting for ever since I first saw you!

MDG: YOU!! *turns left arm into a lightsaber arm*

FF: Then let's get it on! *also ignites lightsaber*

• They clash at each other for a couple of hours. Finally, FF kicks MDG back*

MDG: Choke Hold!

• He grabs FF by the neck and starts choking him*

FF: *choking* ACK! You can't treat Fusion the Enforcer this way! Lightsaber Attack!

• FF slashes off MDG's choking arm, then his head, and finally impales him. MDG uses his reforming ooze to reform. Then they both reach fo each other, only to have their hands connect in front of them. And because they are practically equal in size and weight, they are having a tough time trying to push one another. Finally, they give up*

MDG: It seems we are evenly matched. I give up...for now. We will fight soon enough, though. And in that battle, you won't be so lucky! *disappears*

Introbulus: Now to find out what's at the end of this passageway.

TO BE CONTINUED...

Episode 99: "How come nobody died?" by Fred

OoC: Aw hell, that **** has priority over this.

Introbulus: So there's another chamber. Why?

Fusion: Look at Teh me! I M teh so amasing!

Pharoh: Stop that. Look, I think I can answer this question. The Egyptians built the pyramids and numerous tombs. The Tombs usually had a fake tresure room and burial chamber, where only a few of the riches of the pharoh were put. This may be a fake artifact.

Jim: Of course! And um... what happened to YY?

GORE-illa: Hmm, he's missing. He'll turn up.

(The OG jump into the pit, only to miss looking at Fred an GL. Fred was badly wounded by Introbulus, but Fusion left nary a scratch on GL)

GL: Ha, good thing I had my cheapanium vest.

Fred: Lucky! All I got was this ice cream... (Licks it)

GL: Anyways, you gonna be ok?

Fred: Sure. Fred nearly go to bright light, but got distracted by disco ball and left room.

GL: Um, ok. I asked if you were going to be ok.

Fred: FRED ALWAYS OK!

GL: Fine. We can't take 'em without you having a hammer, and we'll need to get the drop on 'em.

Fred: Right.

GL: Ok, let's not panic this time. I accidentaly used some crappy "Rip Beam" **** back there, and I'm none too pleased. We may need some backup.

Lupus(over intercom watch thingee): Are you there?

GL: Yeah, 'sup?

Lupus: Look, TWIFATIT has developed the Hammer mark 3.14159, and also this giant tofu laser cannon thingee.

Fred: And?

Lupus: Ok, here's the deal. You take these (Which are somehow instantly transported to you) and use them in the glory of the cheese god.

Fred: Sure. Gotcha.

Lupus: The tofu laser only has 3 shots. It can literally blast through anything but cheapanium.

GL: Handy.

Lupus: Once you win, bring the wind artifact to me.

Fred: They've got it, we'll get it. Don't worry.

Lupus: And if they give it over peacefully... Blast them.

Fred/GL: Muahahahahhahahahahhaha!

Lupus: Grrr... too many villains...

(mainscreen turn off)

(Meanwhile)

GORE-illa: Look, it's YY!

YY: Nrrgh, I fell twenty feet or something.

Pharoh: Why was there so much blood up there?

YY: Well, I was carrying some ketchup packets, and I squeesed them while going past that fan. I also dropped some plastic baby limbs.

Pharoh: That's terrible unbelievable.

YY: Fine, I barely survived. And my limbs grew back when I drank from this pond.

GORE: Hey, a pond?

(It was true. There was a well-ish pond near where they had landed. It's waters were pure blue.)

Introbulus: Amazing...

Jim: We should use it so that we can heal up.

Pharoh: Yes, that's true. It's the sacred water of Ankhol, a spring that holds water that has never been peed in.

(Everyone gives blank looks)

Pharoh: Hey, It's clean. Drink i-

Fred: Not so fast.

(Everyone turns around to see Fred/GL)

GORE-illa: Don't you give up?

GL: Of course not. We wouldn't be much of villains if we gave up, would we now?

Pharoh: Dang. Let's clean the floor with them.

GL: Not so fast, we have a secret weapon...

Episode 100: "Spammers' End" by Fusion

OOC: And I come in to post the 100th chapter!

Fred: Look at teh me! I M teh so amazing!

Introbulus: Fusion, you take Fred. I'll take GL!

Fred: Me is cool, you suk.

• Fred attacks Fusion, only to leave a scratch*

Fusion: No, you "suk". Die. *repeatedly punches Fred*

Fred: ARRGH! Fred Beam! *only leaves a scratch*

Fusion: Lightsaber Mode! *whips out his lightsaber*

Fred: Fred Punch!

• Fusion dodges all the punches and cuts off Fred's left arm*

Fred: NOOOOOO!! *is kicked back by Fusion*

Fusion: You're a dead man!

• Fusion impales Fred painfully slow. Fred is severely weakened*

Fred: No...I...cannot...fail...the...TWIFA-

Fusion: Shut up! *picks up Fred, stabs him again, carries him to a reactor core of some sort, and throws him in*

Introbulus: Metal Wave!

• Introbulus blasts Greatluigi*

GL: Ha, I only lost a few health points! *is knocked out by...*

Introbulus: Dark Jim?

DJ: Yes, and now for the battle you promised me!

Introbulus: I must live up to my promise.

• They begin fighting. Meanwhile, GL regains consciousness and sneaks away, only to be stopped by the rest of the OGers*

SM: You aren't going anywhere! Sword Slash!

• He only leaves a scratch*

GL: Ouch, that felt like a paper cut!

PL-OTT: Plot Beam! *zaps GL*

GL: ARRGH!

Fusion: Revert! *reverts to FF*

GL: Oh cr-*is stabbed by a green lightsaber*

FF: That will teach him.

PL-OTT: Error! My censors show that he is still alive!

GL: *gets back up* Ha! You thought you could kill me!!??

FF: *sigh* Looks like I'll have to use the ultimate attack in the universe.

GL: You don't mean...

FF: Yes! Barney Illusion!

GL: NOOOOOOOOOOO!

• GL suddenly sees everyone as Barneys*

GL: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

SM: GL, are you okay?

• In GL's eyes*

Barney SM: And remember, I love you!

GL: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Gore: You're weird.

• In GL's eyes*

Barney Gore: I love you, you love me.

GL: ACK! NO! I AM STUCK FOREVER SEEING BARNEYS!

FF: Now is my chance! Super Stab!

• In GL's eyes*

Barney FF: Would you like some yummy french bread?

GL: Yes, I would! Hey, my mouth isn't on my chest! NOOOOOOOOOOO!

• GL thinks he is being stabbed with bread as FF slowly impales him with his lightsaber. He lifts the dying GL above his head and throws him into another reactor core of some sort*

FF: Now to help Introbulus!

Introbulus: No! I must fight alone! Get the artifact now!

YY: But what about you?

Introbulus: If I die, then my spirit will live on inside your hearts!

Gore: He's right! We must get the artifact!

• They go to find the artifact as Introbulus is left alone with Dark Jim*

Dark Jim: Prepare to die, Trobby!

TO BE CONTINUED...

Episode 101 by Golem

OOC: Yay! Fred got the hint about the artifact. ^_^

~heading down a long corridor~

Jim: That couldn't have worked.

Fusion: What do you mean?

Jim: If you'll notice, nobody stays dead in this series. Even Lupus came back after you all took away his plot device.

Yami Yoshi: Good point. Not to mention we didn't witness his death.

Jim: Even then, there's no permanent solution.

Fusion: Well, we'll have to get one, then!

Pharoah: Not that easy. The Writers That Be (OOC: us, or at least the "unmoved movers") would find a loophole.

SM: So what, we just wait until there are so many enemies that it doesn't matter how many times we are revived by The Writers That Are, or whoever?

Fusion: Then that's the source of the problem!

Yami Yoshi: As fun as this dialogue is, shouldn't there be something pertinent to the nearby plot at hand?

Jim: About two sentences from now. We'll all forget this conversation anyhow.

GORE: Yeah, let's concentrate on that artifact!

SM: Okay, we're--WAH!

~Everyone stares upward as the ceiling slowly lowers itself.~

GORE: Great, now what?!

Fusion: Look, a light source! You guys run while I use Lift to hold the ceiling up!

OOC: Eh, sorry if I spoiled anyone's plans for the next VGF Member OG. I was just seeing where my brains took me next... It's all in your hands, anyhow.

Author: Fred

OoC:^ Ok.

^^ what the hell is that? People don't just use "Fred beam" Or "Fred punch" They punch people. Fred's special attack is the waffle throw! And you were hypocritical! I never say I'm amazing or cool. That's you and BSD. I am a loser, since I'm at this board. Jees.

I never told you that you suk.

Hahaha, suk.

Author: Greatluigi

Fusion lay on the ground drooling under the halogen properties of the toad’s fluids after licking it.

GORE covers his face in embarrassment at Fusion and steps forward to fight GL.

GL: MUHAHAHAH! CLICHÉ LAUGH! MUAHAHHAHA!

GORE: Damnit, there is absolutely nothing original about these two villains! Well here goes nothing….

Meanwhile, to Fusion’s eyes

GL: GL bEaM111111

Gore: g0r3 p7nCh111111

Fusion: Ah….AHH HARDER!

Everyone’s eyes roll over from what they were doing to Fusion. He was jerking violently and he jumped down a pit screaming ‘NOODLE’.

GL: Cliché chance to strike!

GL whips out his Devil’s Scepter(now with a metallic glint) and slams it into GORE’s face, making GORE scream out in pain while he snorted his blood down his windpipe.

GL:AHAHA! MUHAMUHAHAHAHAH..MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!……….MUAHHAHAHA!!!!!

(From below the pit) Fusion: Oooh Max, I did it again…. I played with your heart, got lost in your…-

Fred: No. Just….CLICHÉ LAUGH MUHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

GL: Excellent, Fred. However, GORE, we will face off in a battle of strength. I will promise not to use my Devil’s Scepter even though its attached to me and will hit you when I punch with my left and may fire blasts off at random to KILL YOU.

GORE: …..Fugg.

Fusion’s Echo: HEY BABY, HEY BABY, HEY

Fred: NOOOO!

Fusion’s Echo: HEY NOW, YOU WANNA BE GAY NOW, GET….LAID

Fred: O_O

OG’ers: O_O.

GL: I like my mom.

Author: Fusion

^ *Time rewinds to before GL's post, and GL is obliverated by the Death Star*

• Fusion is holding up the ceiling. And due to his super-strength, he has no trouble at all*

SM: Hey, there is no Earth Artifact in here! We've been bamboozled!

• Suddenly, the cave starts collapsing*

YY: RUN!!

• They run away*

Fusion: Wait for me!

• Fusion runs away, causing the ceiling to drop. They go back to Introbulus's location*

Pharaoh: Trobby, you gotta get outta here! This cave is collapsing

Introbulus: NO! I cannot break my promise to Dark Jim!

Dark Jim: Go! I don't want you killed by anything other than I!

• Dark Jim sends a wave of wind at Introbulus and the OGers, sending them flying out of the cave before it collapses. Dark Jim doesn't make it out, though*

Introbulus: Dark Jim! NOOOOOOOO! I have failed my mission! I have failed a promise!

Fusion: Dude, Dark Jim will revive himself! Let's go find the final artifact...the Earth Artifact!

All: Yeah!

TO BE CONTINUED...