Que Pasa
Full Name: Que Pasa
Birthdate: 1989
Species: Human
Nationality: United States of America
Creator: GORE-ILLA
First Appearance: (As radioactive archeologist) Insanity Factor; (as Que Pasa) The Adventures of Scruffy and Que Pasa: Rise of Gorenicus
Background
Once he was one in a band of traveling radioactive archeologists who defeated the dark lord Morgorrrn. After his fellow archeologists moved on to become professional figure skaters, he continued to work as a radioactive archeologist until he discovered the Millennium Nose, which turned him into Que Pasa. Que Pasa befriended a young Monkeyman Scruffy and helped him to found the Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada. Thus Que Pasa became the blindly loyal first mate of the crew, known for his overall stupidity and blunt violence, along with his love of Batman. Que Pasa has formed a tense rivalry with fellow crewmate No Name in a manner similar to GORE-ILLA's rivalry with Luigi of the Pipes.
Que Pasa was also called into action to serve as acting captain several times during Scruffy's absences. First during the Bronze Cobra Conspiracy arc, he took command after Scruffy went undercover with the Conspiracy. Que Pasa officially appointed himself acting captain during the 411 series with Edwin as his right-hand man who was always tired of his antics. Neither was finished (thus no one can really remember the parts of the stories that weren't written), but Que Pasa's less-then-phenomenal leadership abilities (as well as apparently bringing the crew to bankruptcy in the latter series) led to Scruffy announcing the captain's games in the GCPA Finale to find someone to succeed him as captain once he left. Feeling dejected and unrespected, Que Pasa then fled the pirate crew to in the dead of the night to start his own, although no one wanted to come with him. He revived Dark Siren in and convinced her to join him in his scheme to start the Que Pasa Cheesecake Pirate Armada.
Abilities
The Millennium Nose allows Que Pasa to shift his nose into a cannon, although in a confrontation with Nan Deska it was revealed that the Millennium Nose had much more potential which has yet to be explored. Que Pasa is also a master at dueling with pens and pencils, plus he can eat anything, but not in an annoying way like Scooby-Doo. His fists have been often shown as being akin to a superpower.
Other Versions
Nan Deska, Que Pasa's Bizarro counterpart who is superintelligent and pure evil. Nan Deska merely poses as an idiot to hide his true genius.
Trivia
In Other Media
Que Pasa appeared in The Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada Movie: Gorilla of Fate as well as the "Mechanical Ape" music video. In the latter music video, Que Pasa is in command due to the captain's absence and is featured in an intense action sequence at the video's end. He will also appear in The Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada Movie II: The Secret of The Guz with a mostly minor role. He also is a main character of the GCPA TV series, having tossed into the role of acting captain after Scruffy (along with Lupine, No Name and Siren) have gone missing.
In all appearances he is portrayed by John Murro, aka GORE-ILLA, his creator.
Quotes
"I propose we shoot the hell out of it."
"Hey, does anyone remember that show Street Sharks? Y'know, the one with the guys that had shark heads for some reason?" -Que Pasa, while caught in a tornado
"Done like dinner."
Whoopi Goldberg: Ah, Captain Monkeyman Scruffy and First Mate Que Pasa. It will be a pleasure to seperate your vital organs from the rest of your body.
Que Pasa: I already sold most of mine for video game money though.
-An exchange from The OnGoing Adventures of the GCPA
Que Pasa: Really? That's not what I wrote on my hands. (holds out his hands, where he's written down reminders of all his personal info)
Scruffy?: Let me see that. ...These are all wrong. First of all you refer to me as "Monkeyman Scruffy" but my name is Apeperson Ruffy. Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada? We're navy officers on the Goldendon Cheesecake, we hunt pirates. So many mistakes here... and it says here we live on some place called Earth, but you know this is... BIZARRO EARTH!!!
Que Pasa: Really? Well if someone said it, it must be true...