Darth Curry

Full Name: Patten McGroin
Birthdate: 1990
Species: Human
Nationality: United States of America
Creator: Kunj
First Appearance: The OnGoing Adventures of the GCPA

Background

Patten McGroin was a bumbling freelance assassin. He first came onto the scene during The OnGoing Adventures of the GCPA, in which he helped Captain Monkeyman Scruffy and Que Pasa to fight off Christopher Lee after Lee had planted Kunj, a useless clone of Patten, on Scruffy's pirate crew. Even though Patten had been paid to kill Scruffy, Patten decided to instead join his pirate crew, the Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada. In The Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada Sequel, Patten also succeeded a prophecy in destroying invading Swedes, completely by accident.

Darth Curry

Patten McGroin was an ignored and neglected member of the GCPA throughout most of their adventures, a fact that bothered him. This also was part of what led him to, in Dinosaurs in the Mist, turn to the Dark Side. Patten completely broke down after Zordon of the Power Rangers died and he found out Zordon was his idol, Jessica Alba, in disguise all along. Disgusted he became Darth Curry, Dark Lord of the Sith. In order to add to the burn the writers intentionally forgot about Curry in that story and the GCPA instead fought Count Gonad at the story's conclusion. Patten has remained Darth Curry in all subsequent sidequests, and he has often been forgotten before his evil side could be cured.

Abilities

Patten McGroin was a master assassin skilled with many weapons. As Darth Curry he also gained mastery over the Force and flame powers for some reason.

Other Versions

Rubbin McCrotch, Patten McGroin's Bizarro counterpart operating on the navy ship of the Goldendon Cheesecake.