Member OG 5: The MPVP Strikes Back

Note: This OG is not canon.
The canon Member OG 5 is Member OG 5: Secret of the Ooze.

Start: May 19, 2003
End: Discontinued (Last post on August 15, 2003)
Timeline: Bad Timeline (Non-canon)
Writers: Black Skull Dragoshi, Fred, Greatluigi, Golem, Yami Yoshi, Neo, Fusion, GORE-ILLA, Gamechamp, Introbulus, Lemonjello.
Main Cast: Yami Yoshi, Introbulus, Jim, Akujin, Dark Jim, GORE-ILLA, Pharoah Yami Yoshi, Rhyk, SwordMaster, Velocity, Black Skull Dragoshi, Golem, Fred, Greatluigi, Rhyk, MON-KILL, Dr. Beezlebub.
Archive: Read the Story

Overview

The first version of Member OG 5. It was started by BSD as a quest to find his character's past, known as Member OG 5: BSD's dark past revealed. However, he did so in a way that was basically an entire rip-off of the previous Member OG 4. For example, BSD said the PVPM (which very obviously was MPVP spelled backwards) was a vital clue to his past, taken from the previous OG where GORE-ILLA's only clue was Idej (which no one realized was actually Jedi spelled backwards). BSD admitted a lack of creativity and blamed it on "the fact i'm taking my final test in homeschool,I'm high on Orange Soda,have a stomach ache,ate one too many Cheese Nips,and that i'm playing SSB:M." This is known as the deadliest amount of things people can do. Of course, delaying the OG until he was able to make a more a satisfactory post is simply an insane thought.

This brought the recent BSD-flaming to a new high. Yami Yoshi was led to remodel the topic- removing all posts dealing with BSD's past, but retaining all of the other posts. The new story focused on the MPVP and progressed fairly well until a glitch at VGF deleted the most recent page. This seemed to be the killing stroke for the OG, as it never got popular again and slowly died. This led Yami to restart the OG as Member OG 5: A New Beginning. It was not until the third version (Member OG 5: Secret of the Ooze) that the OG reached completion.

Plot Summary

Rhyk awakens in the ruins of the Western Hemisphere, shocked to see that everything had been destroyed. He found out from a website run by Lupus that Yami Yoshi and his OGers were responsible. Believing the biased site, he set off to dipense justice to Yami Yoshi, who was relaxing at his home with the Pharoah. Rhyk attacked them, but they were able to ward him off as Black Skull Dragoshi and SwordMaster arrived, as well as the newcomer Velocity and the ghost of Golem. Rhyk heard their side of the story, but did not completely believe it, and blasted off.

In the meantime, the MPVP examined the OGers' previous accomplishments. Realizing that all the OGers were too powerful, Akujin and the MPVP's head council departed for Earth aboard the Apocalypse. Elsewhere, GORE-ILLA was on his way to meet with the Jedi Council on Coruscant with Introbulus and Jim. However, Introbulus and Jim were sucked out in a warp hole and wound up on Krad, where they infiltrated the MPVP Headquarters. They were captured by Dark Jim, but he actually agreed to help them to destroy the MPVP. The key was finding Akujin's weakness, which was in a vault guarded by the second-most powerful creature in the universe.

GORE-ILLA arrived on Coruscant, but found he could not resume his training there because the Jedi Council said that the OGers needed him. After being inspired by a typo-filled vision of life without him, GOR returned to Earth to rejoin the OGers. The OGers soon battled Dark Force and followed him to an MPVP ambush. Beezlebub unleashing his new invention, the Morphing Gel, which transformed into Yami Yoshi and reproduced into an army of 64 Yami Yoshi Clones. The real Yami Yoshi was captured by Akujin, but he escaped in a high-speed Skull Pod. Yami met up with Rhyk, whom had destroyed the second-most powerful creature and thus was Akujin's weakness. Yami convinced Rhyk to help them. After finding Introbulus and Jim, they decided to return to Earth and regroup.

The OGers still on Earth were able to defeat the Yami Yoshi clones by sucking them into a vacuum cleaner that was then tossed into the ocean. However, Akujin then arrived and challenged them. GORE destroyed Akujin's body, but then Akujin possessed GORE. Yami and the others returned in time to force Akujin out of GORE's body. Rhyk then battled Akujin and was destroyed in the process, but Akujin was sealed back in his home dimension. The OGers decided to find a way there through the MPVP HQ in order to finish off Akujin once and for all.

The OGers took Introbulus's station wagon to Krad and immediately began a struggle with the MPVP's immense forces. It was discovered that the Anti-OG Six was causing trouble back at Earth, so GORE and the others were sent back to deal with it. However, they wound up fighting holograms while the real Anti-OG Six advanced on Krad. The TWIFATIT members (Lupus, Koopa and MON-KILL) were the only members left due to a rift between TWIFATIT and the MPVP. Greatluigi, Fred and Lemonjello (with his assortment of clones) continued to cause havoc on the planet. At one point, Evil was revived as well but destroyed by a rain of holy water caused by Wayne Gretsky and William Shatner. Oh yeah, and Phil turned evil. Is that all?

Lemonjello also wrote an ending to the OG in which the Anti OGers won and killed both the MPVP and the OGers, although the OGers were revived in Russia.

Quotes

Lupus: Ok, fine, meaniepants. All you have to do is punch BSD.

Sephinty: P-p-unch?

Lupus: Look, don't use flashy fire attacks, as they will have no effect for some reason. Just punch him in the face a couple hundred times. It's really not that hard. And if he uses any **** "Magma explosion" on you, move out of the friggen way.

Sephinty: Sorry, I have no idea of what you're talking about.

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Bill Cozby: Why? Er, I mean, SOMEONE'S IN THE KITCHEN WITH DYNA.

Fred: Correct. You can change your name back to what it really was...BILL COZBYL!

Bill CozbyL: Shh! Not So loud!

(Fred teleports away)

Bill CozbyL: Now he's going to spill it to everyone.

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Phil: Actually, now that I think about it, I just want to KILL INTROBULUS.

JC: MAMMA MIA! THAT'S A SPICY MEATABALL!