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Author: GORE-ILLA[edit]

Mr. Burns buys BSD's post and drops it into a pool of acid, melting it.

Author: Black Skull Dragoshi[edit]

BSD pulls out another copy of the same post and marks it as unbyable and unable to steal

Author: GORE-ILLA[edit]

White-out spills on the post, and all copies of it, destroying all of them.

Author: Black Skull Dragoshi[edit]

GORE-ILLA actually dumped anti-white out which protects it from all text removing items

And GORE-ILLA destroyed by godzilla

Author: Yami Yoshi[edit]

<BSD and GORE-ILLA are both thrown into pits of lava by Yami Yoshi for their annoying bickering>

BSD: Yeouch! It burns!

Yami Yoshi: Will you and GORE-ILLA shut up and stop arguing?

GORE-ILLA: Yes!

Yami Yoshi: And if you don't?

BSD: Our posts will be deleted!

Yami Yoshi: Good. Now let's continue the story.

Lemmy: Great! Now let's destroy Obelisk!

Fusion: You'll do the honors Yami Yoshi?

Yami Yoshi: Right! <pulls out Duel Monsters Deck> Time to duel!

<Yami Yoshi pulls out three cards>

Yami Yoshi: I fuse Red Eyes Black Dragon and Meteor Dragon with Polymerization to form, THE METEOR BLACK DRAGON!

<The Meteor Black Dragon appears>

Yami Yoshi: Its stats are 3500/2000. That's still not strong enough since Obelisk's stats are 4000/4000.

<Obelisk attacks and destroys Meteor Black Dragon>

Yami Yoshi: NOOOOOO!!!

SwordMaster: What do we do now?

Yami Yoshi: Meteor Black Dragon was my strongest card...We're doomed...

Author: Gamechamp[edit]

Meanwhile,in a forest not too far away...

GC:Roll call!!!

GREEN:I am green!The mechanic expert,and I do good with using the weapons I make,too!!!

YELLOW:I am Yellow!I like to use my fists to do the talking!

BLACK:I am black!I can sneek on anyone from the dark,and attack with my double swords!

BLUE:I am Blue!If you want me to operate a truck,tank,spaceship,anything!I can garuntee that I'll use that and make use of the firepower,as long as it has firepower!

GC:And I am Red!The leader of the Robot team!I have every power in the universe!Just call me Gamechamp!

ALL:And we are the robot team!!!

BLUE:Hey,boss,why did we do that when we are the only ones here?

GC:You guys insisted on it!

BLUE:Oh,yeah.

GC:I can't believe those heroes!They blew up the ship,and we had to come back to earth!

YELLOW:Yeah,and now Lupus is gone!!!We lost our other boss!!!

GC:Actually,I was planning on that.Now that Lupus has no control over the world,we have no need to listen to that stupid idiot!Now there is room for us to take over!!!

EVERYONE:Yeah!!!

GC:Everyone,let's get in the Robot car!!!

They all jump in a red car with machine guns in front,rocket missles on top,and many more tricks

BLUE:Fasten your seat belts,I'm gonna use the rocket boost!!!

He pulls a lever,and a rocket come from under the back of the car and starts.

GC:Let's go to some TV station somewhere!They should have the right equipment!!!

They set off...

Meanwhile...

YAMI YOSHI:Wait!I know!I play the time machine,then bring back my Meteor Black Dragon,then use reinforcements to raise the attack to 4000,and I destroy him!!!

Obelisk is destroyed,and they all warp back to the base...

Later...

GUY ON NEWS:And furthermore,we have news that the evil Lupus has been banned!!!We now have free control overthe wor...WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!?!

SWORDMASTER:Hey!Something's on T.V.!!!

Everyone comes in...

BSYD:Don't you know we're trying to think of good ways we can make KoopaV sorry?

SWORDMASTER:No!!!This is important!!!

They all watch the screen...

GC:Citizens of Earth!This is Gamechamp,leader of the Robot team!!!I'm here to announce that I rule the world!!!You better change those Lupas rules posters to Robot team rules,or you'll have the reward of a fireworks show in your home!!!That is all!!!

BSYD:Those stupid Robot team guys!!!We have to stop them!!!

FUSION:Reverse transform!!!

They are seperated.

YAMI YOSHI:Let's go!!!

They run out the door,then come right back in...

FUSION:Where is Gamechamp's base?!?!?!?!

KOOPAV:I may know where!Just let me go,and you'll know!!!
TO BE CONTINUED...

Author: Introbulus[edit]

Yami Yoshi: Okay, we'll just...

???: NO! YOU FOOLS! He is still loyal to Lupus!

Fusion: Introbulus? You're back!

Introbulus: Yes, and with very dire news.

SwordMaster: Well, could you make this quick, we're in a hurry to defeat Gamechamp and rid the world of evil!

Introbulus: No! That will not end the evil! For the true evil will only grow stronger through your actions!

Yami: You mean...

Fusion: Lupus?!?

Introbulus: Exactly.

Gore-illa: But that's impossible! Lupus is dead!

Introbulus: Well then, I guess we don't have to worry. After all, it's not like we thought he was dead before, but it turned out he was alive! Oh wait, that's right. It was like that...SEVERAL TIMES!!!

Fusion: Lupus is alive?

Introbulus: Correct. Even as we speak, Lupus is gathering energy. His evil power grows beyond all reasonable expectations. Soon, even WE won't be able to stop his terror!

Yami Yoshi: Then we have to kill him one more time! This time, for good!

Introbulus: No, I'm afraid that won't work. You see, Lupus is using powerful plot devices to keep him alive. If we kill him now, it will only give him the time he needs to power up to the maximum!

Fusion: There must be SOME way to end this terror!

Introbulus: Indeed there is. The only thing that can stop Lupus now, is the legendary Holy Plot Device! (reverb)

Yami Yoshi: The Holy Plot Device? (reverb)

Introbulus: Yes! The Holy Plot Device! (reverb). It is the most powerful plot device in existance! It not only has authority over all other plot devices, but can actually change form so it can do ANYTHING it's user desires!

Gore-illa: Where can we find such an item, if it even exists!?

Introbulus: Indeed, it is only spoken of in legend, and the land it resides in is the most deadly land of all. On the thirteenth floor!

Fusion: You mean...?

Introbulus: That's right. We have to go to Banland!

KoopaV: (wispering to himself) I must inform the others!

To be Continued...

Author: Black Skull Dragoshi[edit]

BSD:10 of us will go 3 fused 6 diffused and 1 hybrid if we can find one that is.

Then Karma appears.

Karma:Have any of you seen Ludwig?

BSD:Take a left behind me,then straignt ahead of SwordMaster,then double-jump ahead of Lemmy,and zig-zag past Morton,Wendy,Roy,Iggy,and Larry and you'll see Ludwig building a teleporter.

Karma:Thanks.

Karma does that and sees Ludwig building a black and orange teleporter.

Karma:HEllo Ludwig!

Ludwig:Hello Karma.

Yami Yoshi:Who's the girl?

BSD:She is Karma A. koopa a hybrid who is crossed between a yoshi and a koopa.

Everyone except BSD:HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT??????

BSD:I READ THE FUN FICTIONS AND INTERVIEWS DUH!

Everyone except BSD:OH!

Fusion:BSD SWORDMASTER FUSION BEAM!

BSD and SwordMaster become BSDSM.

Fusion:MK KIRBY FUSION BEAM!

MK and Kirby Become KirbyKnight.

Fusion:LEMMY YAMI YOSHI FUSION BEAM!

Lemmy and Yami Yoshi become Yami Lemmy.

BSDSM:The six I chose for the diffused section are Roy,Morton,Wendy,Ludwig,Larry,and Introbulus.

Fusion:And by default the only one in the hybrid section is Karma.

The 10 chosen for this mission teleport to Banland

TO BE CONTINUED...

Author: Introbulus[edit]

OOC: I'm in the default section? I'm either honored, or mad. I don't know which.

Still OOC: Oh, and as a request, please reduce the number of characters you use in these stories. It get's hard to keep track with 15 good guys and 48 bad guys, along with 183.4 guys with no real allignment!

Once again, OOC: Hmmm, sleep sounds good. i go sleep. think betr tmorw.

Author: Black Skull Dragoshi[edit]

OOC:BUMP!

Author: Fusion[edit]

When they get there, they see that Banland is a land of ruins. It looks like an apocolypse struck.

Fusion: This place isn't so bad.

???: Stop right there.

Yami Lemmy: Who are you?

???: I am Marx, living proof clowns are evil!

???: I am Dr. Wily, the mad scientist who not only would not die, but tried to take over soccer!

???: I am Kefka, and I steal babies' bottles and throw helpless kittens in the rain!

???: I am Kamek, and I talk like a drunk frog!

???: I'm Ozzy, and I'm so dang worthless!

All 5: We're Team RAY, and we are special agents of Lupus! He knows you plan to steal the Holy Plot Device, so he sent us to stop you!

BSDSM: Then let's get it on!

Fusion: I'll kill Ozzy, the rest of you pick a person to assassinate!

TO BE CONTINUED...

Author: Introbulus[edit]

An odd person walks up to the group

odd person: I-I3110!!!111 \/\/31C/\/\ 2 84/\/14/\/ :D !1

Introbulus: ...Does anyone here speak 1337?

Author: SwordMaster[edit]

*BSDSM shoots the odd person*

BSDSM: l33t pisses me off.

Team Ray: We're gonna piss you off even more!

*The good guys fight Team Ray. Team Ray is defeated, but sadly all the secondary characters die during the battle*

Fusion: They were good men. We will bury their bodies beside the river.

BSDSM: What river. We're in Banland, remember? There's no water in Banland, it's a barren wasteland.

Fusion: Oh. Then I guess we'll leave their bodies here to get picked at by vultures.

Yami Lemmy: Sounds good to me.

KirbyKnight: We've still got to find Holy Plot Device. Let's go!

BSDSM: Right-o.

Yami Lemmy: ...

KirbyKnight: ...

Fusion: ...

BSDSM: What?

Fusion: Right-o?

BSDSM: Shut-up.

Author: GORE-ILLA[edit]

OoC: Okay, BSD. I'll go along with this plot line as long as you get rid of those stupid secondary characters! I don't mind the casual TV/Video Game/Comic referance, once in a while. But using them in as main characters in a story about author characters? No. Already, you've gotten into scruffles with Lupus, Swordmaster, and me. Now back to the story...

Fusion, BSDSM, Yami Lemmy, KirbyKnight, and Introbulus wander through the ruins of BanLand. Suddenly, a figure appeared before them.

Everyone: [Eek!] GORE-ILLA?!

GORE-ILLA: Yes. I've invented this watch that allows me to travel between dimensions and used it to travel back here. I sensed you'd need help.

*Elsewhere...*

Lupus:(watching the OGers through a hidden camera) Yes. They might be able to stop me, but I have plenty of other pointless weakling henchmen to hold them off while my powerful Plot Devices to charge up its Ultimate Ban Cannon. I've already tested it out on BanLand for revenge, I will now wipe out Yami Yoshi and his friends once and for all....Mwaaaaahahahahhahhahahaaaa!!!!! They'll never make it to the Holy Plot Device!

Dark GORE: Mwahahahhahaaaaa!!!!!

Diskun: Bwahahahhahahhaaa!!!!

Koopa V: Hahhahahhahaaaaaa!!!!!!

To Be Continued....

Author: Black Skull Dragoshi[edit]

OOC:Fine spoiled sport.