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Author: SwordMaster[edit]
SwordMaster kills Kirby, Morton, Meta Knight, and Lemmy with his sword. Then, he puts an anti-revival hex on their bodies. Then he proceeds to chop the bodies into little pieces and burns the pieces. Then he takes the ashes and puts them into 300 individual boxes and ships half of them to different hidden locations around the Universe and sends the other half into distant dimensions where they could never be revived.
Everyone but BSD: Go SwordMaster!!
BSD: Why the hell did you do that!?
SwordMaster: I don't know. I was.... drunk.
BSD: No you weren't! You havn't drinking anything in the 7 years you've been with us!
SwordMaster: Oh. Then I was high.
BSD: Okay that story checks out.
Author: GORE-ILLA[edit]
In space, all the boxes are destroyed by asteroids.
Everyone Except BSD: Yay!
BSD: (moans)
Then, all of the random, pointless video game characters that continuously pop up suffer the same fate.
Everyone Except BSD: Yay!
BSD: (moans)
*Now, bck to tyhe story. At the hospital*
Lupus: Mmmm...painkillers. Nurse, when's my spongebath?
Koopa III: Right now, sir.
Lupus: WHAT?! What happened to Joanna Dark?
Koopa III: Don't know. All the random secondary characters disappeared for some reason. Ready for the bath?
Lupus: Not right now, cn't you see I've been banned?! Again?!!
Koopa III: Oh. That would explain the whole fading away thing.
Lupus: But I'll be back! I always come back! And I'll have my revenge on VGF! Koopa, you're in charge until I come back. Diskun - second-in-command, Dark GORE - muscle. (fades away completely.)
Koopa III: Mwahhahahahahahahaaaa!!!! Now, with me in charge, the VGF Boards are ours!!!!!
Diskun & Dark GORE: Yay!
Koopa III: (to the robots) Why aren't you cheering for me?!!
Robots: Well- Uhhh... AHHHH!!! (blow up)
Koopa III: ANYONE ELSE HAS A PROBLEM!!!!
Dark GORE & Diskun: Nosir!
Author: Yami Yoshi[edit]
<Suddenly, Lupus World vanishes>
SwordMaster: What the hell?
Yami Yoshi: Lupus has been banned! That means everything will return to normal!
Everyone: Yay!
<Soon everyone returns home and continue their daily lives>
Yami Yoshi: Man am I hungry. Let's check what's inside the fridge.
<Yami Yoshi walks into the kitchen and gasps>
Yami Yoshi: What the hell? Why is everything covered with cheese?
Koopa III: Mwa ha ha ha ha! Long live Lupus the Turk!
<Koopa III is seen standing in front of the doorway holding a Cheese Gun>
Yami Yoshi: What are you doing?
Koopa III: Even though Lupus is banned, I shall fufill his life-long dream: To cover the world in cheese!
Yami Yoshi: Didn't he want to world to convert to Sheitism?
Koopa III: He changed his mind. I mean, who wants the world to worship large piles of crap?
Yami Yoshi: That's ****ism.
Koopa III: Whatever. Anyways...LONG LIVE LUPUS THE TURK!
Author: Gamechamp[edit]
All of a sudden,Koopa3 wakes up.
DISKUN:Why did you fall asleep right here in the doctor office?
KOOPA3:I don't know...
The Robot team comes up...
BLUE:Role call!!!
GREEN:I am green!The mechanic expert,and I do good with using the weapons I make,too!!!
YELLOW:I am Yellow!I like to use my fists to do the talking!
BLACK:I am black!I can sneek on anyone from the dark,and attack with my double swords!
BLUE:I am Blue!If you want me to operate a truck,tank,spaceship,anything!I can garuntee that I'll use that and make use of the firepower,as long as it has firepower!
ALL:And we are the robot team!!!
BLACK:Where's the leader?Missing one is bad,but 2 roll calls?This is the worst!!!
KOOPA3:He's still out on his special mission!You need to wait just a little bit longer,now go over to the main part of the ship!You will meet him there!!!
BLUE:Great!!!
YELLOW:Wait a minute,I have a question...
KOOPA3:What?!?!
YELLOW:Why did you kill George and Fred?
He points to the robots
KOOPA3:They never laughed.
YELLOW:Okaaaaaaaaaaaaay...LETS GO!!!
The Robot team runs to the main part of the ship as fast as possible.
Meanwhile...
YAMI YOSHI:So how much farther do we go?
FUSION:Yeah,how much farther to the trap?
EVERYONE BUT GC:FUSION!!!
GC:It's just a bit further...we're here!
They enter the empty main room
YAMI YOSHI:Where is everyone?
???:Let us answer that...
The Robot team comes out,then Gamechamp jumps forward,and joins the Robot team which assembled.
GC:Roll call!!!
GREEN:I am green!The mechanic expert,and I do good with using the weapons I make,too!!!
YELLOW:I am Yellow!I like to use my fists to do the talking!
BLACK:I am black!I can sneek on anyone from the dark,and attack with my double swords!
BLUE:I am Blue!If you want me to operate a truck,tank,spaceship,anything!I can garuntee that I'll use that and make use of the firepower,as long as it has firepower!
GC:And I am Red!The leader of the Robot team!I have every power in the universe!Just call me Gamechamp!
ALL:And we are the robot team!!!
FUSION:Aha!I knew it!!!
SWORDMASTER:Get over here and fight!
GC:Sorry,but that's a no go,or maybe I should call it a go,because we're leaving!This ship is actually a decoy ship!Plus,all the personal have evacuated!There are no escape pods left to go,and all of them lead to Lupas' real base!Plus,thanks for the stuff,Yami Yoshi!
He holds out the non-deactivate bomb and map of Lupus' ship
YAMI YOSHI:Drat!
GC:Now...
He activates the bomb,and attatches it to the main computer
GC:While me and my team are flying to Lupus' base in space,you won't follow,unless you don't need air to live,that is,and I think you do!So now,you have no way to leave!The bomb will detonate,and you will all die!!!
YAMI YOSHI:We'll stop you!MIND CRUSH!!!
GC:Mind crush?Idiot,don't you know that robots have artficial minds?Now,bye!!!
The Robot team goes in one of the empty escape pod areas,leaves,and dissapear in space...
FUSION:Now what do we do?
TO BE CONTINUED...
Author: Black Skull Dragoshi[edit]
The Pods sucked into a black hole.
BSD:It's time for me to use The Revival Gun That Revives People No Matter What!
BSD uses the TRGTRPNMW and revives all who Swordmaster killed.
Swordmaster: *fuming mad*
MK,Morton,Kirby,and Lemmy kill Swordmaster
BSD:The hex lasted for a second!
MK:Now that problem 1 was destroyed we should be able to destroy the Koopa.
Kirby:Wait!
Morton:What,huh,why,why should we,why-
Lemmy:WE GET IT MORTON!
Morton:Okay.
Kirby and BSD:Koopa3 has the cheese gun!
Morton summons eight Boo Didleys
Morton:BD squad spread out and find Lupus kill him and if you run into Koopa3 EXTERMINATE HIM PERMANENTLY!
BD squad:SIR YES SIR!
The BD squad splits up.
The bomb turns into cheese
BSD:Someone did not completly read introbulus' letter!
I forgot to tell you that was a false closing. The bomb has a 99.9% chace of becoming cheese. Your friend,Introbulus P.S. this is the real closing.
TO BE CONTINUED
Author: Fusion[edit]
Fusion: OG troops, to me!
Suddenly, thousands of OG troops appear.
Everyone but Fusion: WTF?
Fusion: What? I'm the Prime Minister of VGF!
Everyone but Fusion: Oh.
Fusion: Alright, go and find Koopa III and Lupus, and kill them!
OG Troops: Yes sir!
They all spread out.
Fusion: And now to disarm the bomb. Beam of Too Much Power!
Suddenly, he blasts the bomb, causing a minor explosion.
Yami Yoshi: I see Lupus's base!
Fusion: Let's go!
TO BE CONTINUED...
Author: Black Skull Dragoshi[edit]
Fusion:Here's Introbulus' Second letter.
BSD:I'll read it!
Dear friends,I forgot to tell even if the bomb was turned into cheese it's still a bomb. Your friend,Introbulus.
MK:So the bomb was still a threat?
Kirby:Guess so.
Then the other koopalings appeared.
Iggy:Hello!
Larry:How did I get here?
Ludwig:This is weird.
Roy:Why are we in outer space?
Wendy:How did this happen?
BSD:I warped all of you here.
Roy:I'll hammer you for this!
BSD:I could easily over-power you,Roy.
Roy:I'll take your word for it this time.
Eveyone walks into Lupus' base when Culex and his crystals appeared.
Culex:I am matter,I am antimatter,I see the past,I can see the future,I can consume time,and I will consume you!
Everyone except Culex:FAT CHANCE!
TO BE CONTINUED
Author: Yami Yoshi[edit]
SwordMaster: We're outnumbered!
BSD: What do we do?
Fusion: Time for me to reveal my ultimate attack! SWORDMASTER BSD FUSION BEAM!
<Fusion shoots two beams that hit SwordMaster and BSD>
SwordMaster: What the hell?
BSD: Our bodies are merging together!
SwordMaster and BSD merge and form...
Black Skull Dragoshi Sword Master!
BSDSM: Whoa!
Yami Yoshi: How did you do that?
Fusion: Why do you think they call me Fusion?
BSDSM: Let's kill them all! MOLTEN SWORD EGG OF DEATH!
<A giant red spikey egg appears and kills all of the enemies>
Introbulus: Yeah! That was easy!
Yami Yoshi: Now destroy the base!
BSDSM: MOLTEN SWORD EGG OF DEATH!
<The giant egg lands on top of the base and destroys it>
Yami Yoshi: Yeah! We did! Now we can finally go home and rest!
Fusion: DEFUSION BEAM!
<BSDSM defuse>
BSD: That felt weird...
SwordMaster: Yeah. Being part of another guy is freaky!
Yami Yoshi: Oh well. Let's go back home.
<All of the OGers head home but then a burned hand emerges from the rubble of the base>
Koopa IV: I must avenge my father!
Author: SwordMaster[edit]
SwordMaster: What?! I gotta be merged with this lunatic!?
BSD: Shut-up! You killed all my friends!
SwordMaster: That's because they were annoying!
Koopa IV: I said "I must avenge my father!"
BSDSM: Shut-up! MOLTEN SWORD EGG OF EXTRA CHEESY DEATH!
*Koopa IV dies*
SwordMaster: Alright, I'm done with this crap. I'm gonna be my own person again.
*BSDSM blows apart, leaving just SwordMaster. Pieces of BSD are blown everywhere*
SwordMaster: It was the only way I could seperate us. Sorry, BSD...... Oh wait, no I'm not.
*Suddenly, a koopa runs towards them*
Koopa V: You killed my father...... and my grandfather..... and my great-grandpa..... and my great-great-grandpa. Prepare to die!!
Author: Black Skull Dragoshi[edit]
Koopa5 is transported.
Everyone:I guess we can leave.
BSD:Let's go to my castle!
Everyone except BSD:YEAH!
At K5's current location...
K5:How can I avenge my father and Lupus?
???:I can help you.
K5:Who are you?
SD:I am Shadow Dragoshi!
K5:I will join up with you.
They are warped to SD's SHADOW TOWER OF EVIL RULATION which is in Lemmy's. Land.
SD:My plan is to destroy Yami Yoshi!
K5:That's what I was thinking!
SD:Great minds think alike I suppose.
Both laugh maniacally.
AT BSD'S GIGA-CASTLE OF ANTI VILLANY.........
BSD:Welcome to my castle!
Fusion:Impressive.
Ludwig:Intriguing.
Wendy:I hope this place has an elevator
Lemmy:Maybe their should be a warp from here to my land.
BSD:Good idea!
Yami Yoshi:this place is beautiful!
Morton:How much further is it to your room?
BSD:Only twenty more stair steps.
Iggy:This is one heck of a stronghold!
Roy:Does this place have a gym?
BSD:Yes.
Swordmaster:Are there any secret passages?
BSD:Yes,about 30.
Larry:Does this place have plants?
BSD:Yes.
MK:This castle represents a castle fight for true knight!
Kirby:I think i'll stay in this castle.
Morton:Me too!
MK:I guess i'll stay here too.
Introbulus:Do you still have the letters?
BSD:Yes,and i'll keep those as a souvineir.
They reach BSD's room
TO BE CONTINUED..............
Author: Yami Yoshi[edit]
BSD: All right! I need to tell you guys something!
SwordMaster: What is it?
BSD: You know when you blasted me apart?
SwordMaster: Yeah. <muttering> I'll do it again...
BSD: What?
SwordMaster: Nothing.
BSD: Anyways, when SwordMaster blasted me apart, my evilness became seperated from my body.
Yami Yoshi: Evilness?
BSD: Shadow Dragoshi, the evil part of my soul. He teamed up with Koopa V and they both want to kill you.
Yami Yoshi: What!? Well I'll just kill him then!
BSD: It's not so easy. Since Shadow Dragoshi is part of MY soul, he can only be harmed by MY attacks. Your attacks won't do a thing.
Fusion: Then I'll just fuse you two together! YAMI YOSHI BLACK SKULL DRAGOSHI FUSION BEAM!
Yami Yoshi and BSD merge and form...
Black Skull Yami Dragoshi!
BSYD: Let's kill that Shadow Dragoshi!
Author: Introbulus[edit]
???: Ten seconds to explosion...
Everyone: ???
Time Bomb: nine, eight...
Fusion: Impossible! I destroyed that bomb!
(a note falls from the sky)
Time Bomb: Seven, six...
Fusion: (reading the note)
P.S.S.S. All of my bombs are indestructable
Time Bomb: Five, Four, three, two, one...
Everyone: Oh (explode!)
OOC: I wasn't there, remember?
Author: Black Skull Dragoshi[edit]
The castle was unharmed.
Another note reads: P.S.S.S.S That bomb was a dud
BSYD:Time for me to take flight!
BSYD flys to Lemmy's Land.
BSYD:I wonder where SD's base is.
A map has the words you here next to the dot that says SD's base.
BSYD:Oh.
BSYD enters the SHADOW CASTLE OF EVIL RULATION.
BSYD (on a communicator):I'm currently in SD's base.
Lemmy(on communicator):Good. Where is his location?
BSYD:Lemmy's Land.
Lemmy:The villains taking over Lemmy's Land gag is getting ridiculous!
BSYD:I know that. This is BSYD signing off!
Lemmy:Bye.
BSYD is at K5's and SD's location.
SD:WHO ARE YOU!
BSYD:I am Black Skull Yami Dragoshi!
SD:Only BSD can hurt me!
BSYD:I am a combination of BSD and Yami Yoshi.
SD:I'll kill you easily even if you are part BSD!
BSYD:MOLTEN MILLENIUM SWORD!
BSYD slashes SD's tail off.
SD:IT BURNS!
BSYD:Literaly.
SD:CHAOS CANNON!
BSYD:RAIN BOW SWORD EGG!
A multi-colored sword slashes SD in half.
SD desintigrates into the sky
K5:I give up.
BSYD:You're coming with me.
K5:Okay.
BSYD and K5 are transported to the GIGA-CASTLE OF ANTI VILLANY.
TO BE CONTINUED...............................
Author: GORE-ILLA[edit]
Koopa III wakes up at Yami Yoshi's house.
Koopa III: What happened?
Yami Yoshi: When you attacked me with the Cheese Gun, I whacked you with my egg. You passed out and must have had a nightmare where those stupid secondary characters came back, but we all know there's no chance for them to be revived, not even by BSD.
Koopa III: Oh yeah! Now, I shall finish the deed!(runs away.)
Yami Yoshi: The Hell?
*At Koopa III's EVIL Cheese Fortress in the Ruins of Lupusopolis....*
Koopa III: Mwahahahahhaha!!! Once I have the legendary Cheese Crystal, I can use it to power my Ultimate Cheese Cannon and turn the entire world into CHEESE!!! Dark GORE, go to the Ancient Cheese Temple and find the Cheese Crystal!
Dark GORE: Yessir!
Elsewhere, Yami Yoshi has assembled the other heroes to stop Koopa III once and for all.
Yami Yoshi: Hey, where's BSD?
Swordmaster: (holding a bloody sword) Uhhh...I don't know.
Fusion: What are we waiting for? Let's get Koopa!
Gamechamp: Yeah!
Fusion: (muttering to himself) Not to self: Make sure Gamechamp joins BSD very shortly.
Author: Black Skull Dragoshi[edit]
OOC:GORE-ILLA YOU JERK!
K5 wakes up at the GIGA-CASTLE OF ANTI VILLANY.
K5:I had a horrible nightmare that Swordmaster killed BSD!
Swordmaster:BSD,why are you looking at me angrily?
BSD:You're the traitor the mysterious gold yoshi in my dreams she told me about!
Swordmaster:I am the traitor,I work for Obelisk,and I will not let you defeat him!
BSD:RAINBOW SLASH!
BSD cuts Swordmaster in half then Swordmaster appears again?
Swordmaster:My second dark half is eliminated.
BSD:How many dark sides do you have?
Swordmaster:2 and a light side.
BSD:Okay.
Lemmy:We have to destroy a Duel-monster that should be easy.
BSD and Yami Yoshi:No,Lemmy it won't be easy because Obelisk is an egyptian god Duel-monster.
TO BE CONTINUED