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Author: Black Skull Dragoshi

GORE-ILLA: HP:2400/2400 MP:999/999
Diskun: HP:2300/2300 MP:999/999
Jim: HP:2200/2200 MP:999/999

BSD uses volcano beam 1000 damage to Exodia.

Diskun uses Hydro disk 500 damage to Exodia.

Ed uses triple E Sword.

Edd uses triple E Laser.

Eddy uses triple E Core.

Special attack EEE Laser-blade 1500 damage to Exodia.

Jack uses Magic Sword 500 damage to Exodia.

Jim uses Fire-Fist 100 damage to Exodia.

Tubba-Blubba uses Blubba bash 400 damage to Exodia.

Exodia uses Fist pound 500 damage to BSD.

TO BE CONTINUED

Author: Lupus

OOC: RPG battles aren't cool if you take them seriously. I was just using one as a joke... any way, rewind time...

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*Jim, Diskun and Gore are walking along in the underworld, searching for Exodia*

Diskun: Are you sure this map is correct?

Jim: It's a 1997 version, but I'm sure it'd still work...

Gore: WITH DISNEYLAND! This is a 1997 map of disneyland!

Jim: Alright, I admit it. I just wanted to look smart by bringing along a map. This was the first I could find.

Diskun: Now we'll never find our way!

Satan: Excuse me, I don't think you have been added to our guest list yet.

Diskun: No time. Gotta find Exodia.

Exodia: You called?

Satan: Ah yes. Exodia, being the evil he is, has become my personal assistant.

Diskun: ...

Jim: ...

Gore: ...

Author: Introbulus

Jim: Oh yeah, that's right! Hell is where all evil comes from! If you'll excuse me, I have to run away. NOW! (leaves)

Diskun: ...Well, HE wasn't much help.

(NRP)Why can't he teleport?(/NRP)

Author: GORE-ILLA

Diskun: Can you give us the sword of Quirtzok?

Exodia: No.

Diskun: Please?

Exodia: No.

Diskun: I'll give you a dollar!

Exodia: N- (loses conciousness and tumbles into the Pit of Souls. Dark GORE stands where Exodia once was, holding the Sword of Quirtzok.)

Dark GORE: That was easy.

Diskun: Now how do we get back to Earth.

Dark GORE: Like this. (powers up to full power and creates a tear in the fabric of time and space. Dark GORE and Diskun go through the portal and wind up back in Egypt.)

Lupus: You're back!

Dark GORE: Yes, and I have the Sword!

Lupus: Excellent. Welcome to the team.

Dark GORE: We shall revive the evil god and destroy Yami Yoshi and his friends once and for all with my power combined with your EVILness.

Dark GORE & Lupus: Mwahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

Author: Fusion

Suddenly, a man in a brown robe, white cape, and a white turban appears. He is wearing a chain around his neck, with a huge golden key attached to it. He is also holding a small golden scale.

Lupus: Who are you?

Man: I am Shadi, and I am the guardian of Egypt.

Lupus: *snaps fingers* Dark GORE.

Dark GORE tries to punch Shadi, but Shadi blocks the blow with a barrier.

Shadi: Tell me, are you the leader here?

Dark GORE: No.

Shadi: You have told the truth, so my scale will not harm you.

Dark GORE: That scale can't kill an ant!

Shadi: YOU HAVE LIED, SO YOU WILL PAY!

Suddenly, the scale blasts Dark GORE against the wall.

Dark GORE: Woah.

Shadi: Now, I shall remove your evil!

Suddenly, the key around Shadi's neck zaps Dark GORE with a laser, turning him back to normal.

GORE-ILLA: Where am I?

Shadi: In Egypt. I removed the evil from you.

Lupus: NO! Hey wait, I don't need him to revive Qwirtzok. I can do this alone.

Shadi: Qwirtzok!? I cannot allow you to revive him! He will cause great chaos upon the land!

Lupus: And you're gonna stop me! Mwahaha! *throws capsule, unleashing a giant robot*

Lupus gets in the robot.

Lupus: Now, my men! Come with me!

They go into Qwirtzok's tomb.

Shadi: It has been five long milleniums since Qwirtzok was sealed away for almost destroying the world. I must stop this madman from reviving him, for it is my duty as the guardian of Egypt to protect this land from evil.

GORE-ILLA: I'll help you!

???: We'll help you, too.

Suddenly, Yami Yoshi, Fusion, SwordMaster, BSD, and THE MAN come in.

THE MAN: We will help you destroy Lupus.

Shadi: Come on, he went this way!

Author: GORE-ILLA

The heroes rush after Lupus.

GORE-ILLA: Electro Cage! (fires beam from eye, trapping SwordMaster in an electric cage. He screams in pain.)

Fusion: GORE!!!! What are you doing?

Dark GORE: Protecting my master. (smashes the ground, and sends out a shock wave that trips THE MAN.)

BSD: Hey! That's it! Get'em boys! (Eds, Tubba Blubba, and Samurai Jack enter.)

Dark GORE: Foolish pedestrian! What part of Forum Members OG don't you get? I'll send you and your friends to where they belong! (seals BSD, Eds, Tubba, and Jack in Toon World.)

Fusion: That's it, GORE! You leave me no choice! (charges at Dark GORE) Warlock Punch!

Dark GORE: Ha! (flips over Fusion's move and fires a bullet from his finger, knocking Fusion out.)

Shadi: You, leave me no choice. Egyptian Blast! (fires tan energy beam at Dark GORE.)

Dark GORE: GORE Spreader! (fires giant blood-red energy blast at Shadi. The two blasts collide in midair. The two struggle, but soon Shadi is sent flying next to Yami Yoshi.) Mwahahahaha!!!! No one can defeat GORE-ILLA!!!!

Yami Yoshi: What can I do?

Shadi: (coughs.) I shall tell you before I leave this world.....

Author: Fusion

Shadi: You see...you...are...the chosen...one,...the...legendary Pharaoh...who will...save...Egypt from...Qwirtzok,...the god...more evil...than...Set (cough). If you...concentrate...hard enough (cough), then...you can...use...the powerful...Mind Crush,...the...one spell...not even...Qwirtzok...can handle. Now, you...must...(dies)

Yami Yoshi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SHADI! GRRRRRR! THAT'S IT, GORE-ILLA! PREPARE YOURSELF FOR A PHARAOH'S ENERGY!

Suddenly, Yami Yoshi charges up with ancient energy.

Dark GORE: He's become more powerful than me!

Fusion: Shuddup, Warlock Punch!

Dark GORE is punched against the wall.

Dark GORE: Woah. Fusion is...strong...

Yami Yoshi: AND NOW, MIND CRUSH!

Suddenly, Dark GORE's mind hurts.

Dark GORE: MY MIND! AHHHHHH!

Dark GORE dies and everyone is free from the Toon World.

Yami Yoshi: Whew, glad that's over.

???: It's far from over, mortal.

Yami Yoshi: Huh?

YY and Fusion turn around and see a Qwirtzok, along with Lupus inside his robot, and Lupus's army.

Qwirtzok: Your ancestor banished me to the Dark World, but now revenge!

Fusion: Wizard's Foot!

He kicks Qwirtzok and knocks him down.

Qwirtzok: Get off me, mortal!

He punches Fusion back.

Fusion: Ouch. That nearly knocked the breath out of me.

Lupus: Now, YY, time to die!

Fusion: No! Energy Punch!

Lupus's robot is knocked down.

Lupus: Alright, I'll fight you! Qwirtzok, you can have YY!

Qwirtzok: Alright!

Lupus: Anti-Ballistic Missles!

Fusion dodges all the missles and uses a Sorcerer Beam on the robot's left arm.

Lupus: ARRGH! MY ROBOT!

Fusion: SHUDDUP! BODY SLAM!

Fusion body slams through the robot, causing a big hole in it.

Computer: 20 seconds until self-destruct!

Lupus: Oh no! Bail out! Bail out!

Lupus sees no Bail Out button.

Lupus: Who ripped out my Bail Out button?

Fusion: Hehehe. Did you think I'd let you win that easily?

Lupus: I can still open the hatch!

Lupus cannot open it. He finds it locked, and Fusion has ripped out the unlocking button.

Lupus: OH NO!

Computer: Self destruct in 3 seconds.

Lupus: CURSE YOU, FUSION!!!

The robot blows up with Lupus inside.

Qwirtzok: He was worthless. Now then, YY, it's time for revenge.

Fusion: I'll help you!

???: SO WILL WE!

Suddenly, every hero in the video game, TV, and comic business appears.

Superman: This looks like a job for...

Megaman: ...us to kick Qwirtzok's butt!

Ed: Gravy.

Double-D: According to my calculations, we can now fight.

Eddy: I hope Egypt has cash.

Tubba Blubba: I'll eat Qwirtzok's ghost.

Jack: Now, with the power of my sword, I will vanquish Qwirtzok and send him back to the fiery pit of hate from which he came.

YY: Great, now we can all fight Qwirtzok.

RPG Battle Begins:

Qwirtzok:
HP: 99999999999999999999
MP: 99999999999999999999

YY:
HP: 99999999999999999998
MP: 99999999999999999998

Fusion:
HP: 99999999999999999998
MP: 99999999999999999998

Everyone Else:
HP: 99999999999999999777
MP: 99999999999999999777

Author: Yami Yoshi

Qwirtzok: Wait. This battle won't be any fun without any twists! Let's play a Shado Game!

Everyone: Shadow Game?

Qwirtzok: The game that the ancient Egyptians used to play. We'll start by using these Duel Monsters cards!

Yami Yoshi: Wait! But what if they don't know about those kinds of cards?

Qwirtzok: They can go here and look for the cards themselves!

<Decks of cards suddenly appear>

Qwirtzok: You must draw a card during your turn and attack the opponent. Once you run out of HP, the game's over! All right? Game begin!

<Yami Yoshi draws>

Yami Yoshi: I summon Blue Eyes White Dragon! Attack!

<Qwirtzok takes 3000 damage>

Qwirtzok: Hahaha! I still have 99999999999999996999 HP left!

Fusion: I summon Black Skull Dragon! Attack!

<Because of Fusion's Special Power, he can summon Fusion monsters>

Qwirtzok's HP: 99999999999999993799.

<Soon everyone summons powerful monsters leaving Qwirtzok at 1000000 Hit Points>

Qwirtzok: You fools think you've won? We'll guess again! I summon Exodia!

<Exodia appears>

Qwirtzok: Exodia allows me to automatically kill everyone!

Yami Yoshi: NO!

Fusion: Don't worry! I summon Waboku! It should protect some of us!

<Exodia obliterates everyone except Yami Yoshi and Fusion>

Quirtzok: Next turn! I'll destroy the rest of you with Exodia!

Author: GORE-ILLA

OoC: You're going too far, Fusion....
Quirtzok kills Fusion with Exodia.

Lupus & Dark GORE: You thought you could kill us?

Quirtzok: Forget this stupid card game! You're next, Yami Yoshi!

Yami Yoshi: I'm alone again.

All of a sudden, an explosion occurs. When the smoke clears, there are two GORE-ILLAs.

Dark GORE: What the Hell?

GORE-ILLA: What the Hell?

GORE-ILLA and Dark GORE fight each other.

Yami Yoshi: Well, now I only have to worry about Lupus and Quirtzok. How am I gonna beat them?

THE MAN, SwordMaster, & BSD: We'll give you our power!

Yami Yoshi: Yes - OG Punch! (punches Quirtzok.)

Quirtzok: NOOOO!!!!!!!(explodes.)

Lupus: Curses! I'll be back! C'mon Koopa, Diskun & Dark GORE. (the Villains get away.) You'll never get the cheesecake!

GORE-ILLA: We've gotta stop them!

Author: Black Skull Dragoshi

Suddenly the Dark Gundam appears.

While THE MAN fights the Dark Gundam BSD,Eds,Fusion,GORE-ILLA,Jack,and Tubba are warped to Lupus new location Lemmy's Land.

AT LUPUS' SECOND TOWER OF EVIL RULATION........

Lupus:Lemmy's Land is in the palm of my hands!

Koopa:Some one just posted that they warped here.

Lupus:IT MUST BE THOSE SUPER-ZEROES!

At the heroes location........

Yami Yoshi:Where are we?

BSD:We are in Lemmy's Land.

Suddenly Lemmy appears.

Lemmy:What happened here?

BSD:Lupus took over Lemmy's land.

Tubba:And we're helping you get it back from him.

Lemmy:Then i'll help!

Morton:Wait for me!

TO BE CONTINUED

Author: Introbulus

Suddenly, Dark Gundam shatters into a million shards or so.

THE MAN: ???

Introbulus: Did I mention that I have control over robots and can destroy all metal?

Dark GORE: That's...cheap.

Introbulus: Yeah, I know. But it's the only way I could get back into this story.

Gore manages to get a sneak-attack in with the destraction.

Dark GORE: I take it back...THAT was cheap!

Introbulus: (checking a microwave) Looks like Lupus moved his forces to...(GASP!) Lemmy's Land! Quickly, Jim! We must go!

Jim: Oh all right!

Jim and Introbulus warp to Lupus's tower instantly. Unfrotunatly, they warp right in front of Lupus!

Lupus: ...WHO THE HECK ARE YOU!?!

Introbulus: ...Hi?

Author: Lupus

Jim: You are the real Lupus, are you not? I am here to help you destroy-

Lupus: This story is getting to complicated! Koopa! Arm the Auto-Alignment!

*Koopa pulls a lever out of nowhere and everything is automatically arranged across the Island. Lupus, Koopa, Diskun, Dark Gore, and Jim remain in the Tower of Rulation, while all the heroes appear back on the beach*

Yami Yoshi: I just walked a few steps, why am I now back at the shore again?

Lupus' Voice: Such is the power of the Auto-Alignment! Trust me, I will use it more if the story gets too messed up!

Yami Yoshi: What are you talking about?! The Life and Adventures of Miyamoto is way more messed up than this, and you can handle that!

Lupus' Voice: ...SILENCE MORTAL!!

*Lightning bolts fall from the sky, turning all random secondary heroes into dust, leaving Fusion, Yami Yoshi, SwordMaster, Light Gore, BSD, and Introbulus alone*

BSD: He can't do that!

Lupus' Voice: I just did!

BSD: RPG BATTLE!

Lupus' Voice: You can't RPG battle my voice! Fools! And you'll never make it to my Second Tower of Rulation! For, you see, my mission in Egypt wasn't COMPLETELY pointless!

*Out of the sky falls the huge god, Qwitzok, almost five times taller than the tallest of the heroes, with a huge blue sword in his hand*

Lupus' Voice: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!1111

Qwirtzok: Alex Chiu has given me the power of immortality through his Immortality Rings! YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME FOOLS! I AM A GOD, AND I WILL DESTROY THE WORLD IF YOU TRY TO ATTACK ME!

Fusion: Beam of Too Much Power!

*The beam hits Qwirtzok, making him angry. The world explodes, but not before The Second Tower of Rulation takes off like a rocket into space, and Qwirtzok flies back towards it. The heroes fall into the atmosphere and beging to sufocate*

Author: Black Skull Dragoshi

Lupus:Arm the Auto-alignment ray again!

The world is normal again and Qwirtzok died.

The heroes are back on the beach and the secondrary heroes are revived.

Koopa's voice:FUSION YOU ARE A NIMROD!

Everyone except Fusion sneaks away.

They bump into Kooper and Iggy.

After Koopa's voice was done yelling at Fusion he left.

Kooper:Hi,we came to help you.

Iggy:I know where Lupus' second tower of evil rulation is.

Morton:I already know where that place is it is in Iggy's casino.

AT LUPUS' SECOND TOWER OF EVIL RULATION....

Lupus:GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Koopa:They're a foot away from here sir.

Lupus' cheap Auto-Alignment ray is destroyed by an unknown force

TO BE CONTINUED..........

Author: Lupus

*BSD's post is destroyed from a huge beam which came from a huge star/space station*

Lupus: THAT'S WHAT IDIOTS GET FOR TRYING TO RIP OFF MY SIDEKICK, ADD POINTLESS AND BRAINLESS SECONDARY CHARACTERS AFTER I'VE ALREADY KILLED THEM, AND KILLS OFF THE GOD OF CHEESE!

Koopa: Calm down.

Lupus: ...Yes. Get Darth Roy to check if our little space travellers have died yet.

Koopa: Yessir.

*five seconds later*

Darth Roy: Their cheapness ratio is off the scale, sir! It seems to all be coming from... PLANET HOTH!

Lupus: Destroy it.

*the Lupus Star fires at Hoth and blows it into nothingness*

Lupus: MWAHAHA... that is all.

Author: Black Skull Dragoshi

OOC:Lupus' post has been eaten by godzilla