Loogi

Full Name: Loogi Harripittis
Birthdate: 1982
Species: Pirate
Nationality: Anti-Space
Creator: Vorpal
First Appearance: Member Adventures

The most evilest doppelganger of Luiigii. When Dark Ditto brought the Party Crashers over from Anti-Space in PG12, Loogi snuck over as well. His debut appearance is in Member Adventures. When Luiigii, who is the current mayo police, collects some mayo as evidence, he decides that he must now hunt himself down and, consequently, run from himself because he is in the possession of mayo. As a result of this paradox, Loogi shows up to fill one of the two roles, but the duo decide to team up since they're both technically evil in the story. Loogi steals Masamune's ship and dresses like a pirate, as seen to the right.

Background

After arriving from Anti-Space, Loogi had nothing better to do than hunt Luiigii down and prove that he was better than his non-anti counterpart. At the time, Luiigii had recently married Deijii, so Loogi kidnapped her and took her to some random bridge or something. He threw her off when Luiigii showed up to confront him; Luiigii caught her with his Goombeli-divulged telekinesis, only to stop her too fast and snap her neck in a way not at all parodying Gwen Stacy. Luiigii killed Loogi after that (using his telekinesis to grab Loogi's intestines and yank them up his digestive tract and out his mouth (it's how I wanted to kill someone in Dungeons & Dragons one time)) and then vowed to never use his telekinesis or telepathy again.

Good Timeline

Loogi sells his soul to Donkeyman and becomes a member of the Flying Canadiandude's crew, sitting out the first part of GMOG8 as a result. When he does show up, he shows a penchant for fearing Luiigii on the pretense that he doesn't want to die again. He follows Donkeyman's crew on the journey to the Bad Timeline, then the Neutral Timeline. Upon arrival in the Neutral Timeline, Loogi tries to steal the Limitless Drive and create a timeline where he killed Luiigii instead of the other way around. Luiigii shows up and destroys the drive before this can pass, then both are captured by Luiigii of the Neutral Timeline. After more insanity, Loogi ends up in the employ of SteveT, the new Donkeyman.

In GMOG9, Loogi is kidnapped by Luiigii and used as a guide to and of Anti-Space. He recruits his best friend gor-killa (a parody of Luiigii and GORE's undying rivalry). On Ushutar, Luiigii is turned into a baby; Loogi is about to kill him, but has a moral dilemma and adopts him instead. He attempts to follow the plan Luiigii originally had, though pretending it's his own more devious plan. After recruiting the Ushatarians, they have a 4-vs-4 battle with GORE-ILLA and others until Luiigii falls into a swimming pool and returns to normal. Left behind, Loogi goes to the Flying Monkey and picks up Luiigii later, then joins his side for the final confusion under the impression that he's Luiigii's father.

Left behind in Anti-Space at the end of the OG, Loogi meets up with some Beanbeans and is given Beanbelli blood. He is then dragged back into R-Space by the Shrack of Neely and deposited in the McCloaker First National Prison. Loogi joins the Sweet Sixteen when they escape and helps Team Doppels & Dude steal PL-0TT from Saru, engaging him in close quarters combat. When the plot devices were gathered and Old Golem's intentions revealed, Loogi didn't take a side and was instead used as a weapon by Luiigii. In the future, he had become the head of the V.O.R.P.S. protecting the Vorpope along with Dixie Kenya. He was killed by Dargo-X during a game of Vorpolo.

Bad Timeline

In Happy Ending?, he apparently operates under the disguise of XXXVIL.

Other Versions

In Harvest Goers '07, Luiigii lives in a pirate ship that bears the same insignia on its flag as the one on Loogi's hat. Luiigii probably stole the ship from him.