White Panther
Full Name: B'yanca
Birthdate: The fourth day
Species: Human
Nationality: Antarctica
Creator: White Panther
First Appearance: (as Bianca) Locked-In (as White Panther) The Bronze Cobra Conspiracy, Part IV: Que Pasa's Quest
Background[edit]
Originally she was born B'yanca, to an Eskimo tribe, and became the tribe's doctor. However, she was thin and frail, and the Eskimos wanted people with more blubber to eat when they were desperate and hungry. So they infused her with a panther spirit and exiled her to live on her own. She became known as the White Panther, the defender of Antarctica. None of this is true. She was actually lost in a plot hole shortly after birth and was raised by Darth Curry, who bred her for the purpose of eventually acting as The Guz and acting as the bad guys' mole on the crew, although she was unaware of the evil she was causing. Then she was sent to the Antarctic village or something.
The White Panther later doggy-paddled her away across the ocean for no particular reason. After four long and hard weeks, she came across the crew of the Golden Cheesecake, and she helped them to recover Que Pasa's past. It was decided that she would be admitted into the crew as the new doctor (in order to skewer Lupine's hopes of recruiting Dr. House), although That Krazy Dude and Jebus instead suggested she act as the crew whore and also replace Lupine as chef, much to her anger (she did still had highly sexual relationships with those two though). She underwent the standard GCPA initiation through a trip to The Magical Land of Hookers, and, after battle with Vagineta, she was appointed an official crew member by Mr. Feeny.
She eventually met with Stampede, and although Stampede initially discriminated against her as a "sub human", they eventually became closer as, in Stampede's own words from an unfilmed episode, "Do you ever feel like your irrational hatred for a fellow crewmate is turning into love?". By the time of the GCPA Finale, they had begun secretly dating, although they still pretended to hate each other in public. During the first part she was reluctantly dragged into a girl council meeting as a part of Skanky Siren's attempt to bond with all the girls and get all of them boyfriends, with White Panther being randomly paired with Rudolph. White Panther wound up just chilling with Rudolph, the two bonding over not really wanting anything to do with the party that was going on due to not really knowing the returning crew members as they were the two newest crewmates. In the second part, she and Skanky Siren double teamed to take down Vagineta, and Stampede was able to save her from a fall (after she leaped into action to save Siren from Vagineta's sneak attack).
And soon the time came for Count Gonad's ball, where they were all assigned costumes. Stampede and White Panther were going as bounty hunters Jack Riptide and Barracuda Jane, and they had to act as a couple because of it, so they saw this as an opportunity to act like a real couple in public for the first time without anyone suspecting the truth. Siren naturally went crazy helping her prepare. However, she was soon kidnapped by Que Pasa, who was aiding Nemo and Mini-Myself in finding out whether or not Stampede and White Panther were actually in a secret relationship. But before Stampede could reach her, Rudolph was hijacked by the Vikings and nearly destroyed them. But he was ultimately able to resist the program and self-destruct again while urging White Panther and the others to flee. White Panther instead opted to tackle Rudolph so that Santa Claws could be could in the blast as well, but this resulted in her being caught in the blast as well as well. But Stampede eventually found her and activated his Guz powers to save her as she was pinned down with her knees broken. Stampede was more or less forced into becoming president afterwards, with White Panther encouraging him to accept the proposal, which he then did.
White Panther learned the secret behind The Guz's power, his hair, and sheathed it to render him powerless. She thought this was to relieve him of his burden, but Saget actually used this opening to possess him. To destroy Stampede's humanity, he left all that was Stampede with White Panther in shark-filled waters within Stampede's mind. However, Que Pasa was able to save them both, and they were able to help save the GCPA. Stampede and White Panther then made up and regained Stampede's true body from Bob Saget in a freaky acid sequence. Then it was up to White Panther to save Stampede, as she was able to carry him to safety from the plot hole with both knees broken. They were left out of commission for the rest of the final battles, but then both of them were able to restore the universe afterwards. Afterwards, Stampede and White Panther departed to spend some time together away from the crew, but with the promise of returning eventually.
Abilities[edit]
White Panther is equipped with deadly claws that she uses to slash through enemies. She also has wild animal instincts and the power of sex. Additionally, she has various doctor skills that are sure to come in handy.
In Other Media[edit]
She is featured as one of the main characters in the GCPA 411 series, only the first episode of which was filmed. The series would have focused on her relationship with Stampede, and she was set to die and be revived at some point later on. As her creator Bianca broke her knee yet again around the time it was originally being filmed (Decemeber 2007), Frenchie's real life counterpart Katie was brought in as a stand in. As it was not filmed in time with Christmas, the scenes were refilmed with Bianca after she recovered in January.
Trivia[edit]
- She is partially a parody of the Black Panther from Marvel Comics.
Quotes[edit]
White Panther: Apparently you're cooking someone lunch. Because I'm not the chef, here. That was an irresponsibly placed comma.
White Panther: *claws at Lupina's face and continues bowing*
Lupina: Your much like The Guz. I'll make you sorry!
White Panther: A) You're. B) No I'm not!
"For robot, you are win."
-Her classic analysis of Rudolph, Finale Part 1
*White Panther falls down towards the arena's floor, until she lands safely in Stampede's arms.*
Stampede: You okay?
White Panther: Yeah- hey that's me you're stroking, not the bass.
Stampede: I know.
White Panther: Then get your finger out of my eye.
Stampede: My bad.
-Stampede catches White Panther while playing bass, Finale Part 2