Member OG 5: Secret of the Ooze

Start: January 15, 2004
End: May 14, 2004
Timeline: Bad Timeline
Writers: Yami Yoshi, Introbulus, GORE-ILLA, Gamechamp, Legion, Brooser, That Guy, Legion, Golem, Tim Wogan and Wim Togan, Lemonjello, GreatLuigi.
Main Cast: Yami Yoshi, GORE-ILLA, Introbulus, Akujin, Jim, Dark Jim, Phil, Robobulus, Pharoah Yami Yoshi, Legion, Sergeant Shy Guy, That Guy, ???, Black Skull Dragoshi, Fusion, Hades, Lucifer, Dr. Beezlebub, Yami Boshi, Qwirtzok.
Archive: Read the Story

Overview

The third version of Member OG 5. It took several months, but this OG was finally completed, allowing the series to move on with Member OG 6: VGF Moon, which would be the last installment of the series written at VGF. It kinda limped on, and was helped to reach a high post count by several SPAM attacks. Although I guess we should be kinda hurt that they gave us the same treatment as DVGBA.

Plot Summary

Akujin, dismayed by the defeat of his underlings at the hands of the OG Six and their comrades, has decided to deploy his MPVP forces to Earth in order to destroy them. Aboard his flagship, the Apocalypse, Akujin soon begins his attack. Introbulus and Jim are captured by the MPVP. Their dopplegangers, Robobulus and Dark Jim, then pose as Introbulus and Jim to join up with Yami Yoshi, Pharoah Yami Yoshi and GORE-ILLA. Robobulus and Dark Jim lure Yami, Pharoah and GORE into an ambush by Phil, who sends them all flying across the world.

Yami Yoshi lands on a desert island and engages his old enemy, Yami Boshi, in battle. GORE-ILLA arrives at the camp of Legion during one of Legion's military conquests. The two battle each other and then MON-KILL and Team Monkey. Brooser is captured by Akujin, who tricks him into thinking that the OGers are the bad guys. Brooser nearly captures GORE, but soon realizes his error and helps GORE. Legion also decided to help GORE after helping him to battle the mysterious Saru. They are also joined by That Guy and ???.

Saru departs after learning that the MPVP is attacking. Yami Yoshi is sent flying after another explosion in his battle with Yami Boshi. This leads him to rejoin the OGers, and together they decide to make an attack on the Apocalypse. As for Pharoah Yami Yoshi, he wound up back in Egypt. There he battled Qwirtzok, a battle which was later revealed to have resulted in Pharoah's death.

Introbulus and Jim break free of their bonds and wander the Apocalypse. At the same time, Gamechamp and his Robot Team infiltrate the Apocalypse for reasons I cannot recall, and Saru does as well. Akujin manages to convince Saru into rejoining the MPVP, and Saru is sent to battle the Robot Team. Gamechamp, Introbulus and Jim (who fuse into Jimtrobulus) then attempt to battle Akujin, but have little luck. The OGers make an attack on the Apocalypse in Hummingbirds created by PL-0TT. Yami and GORE manage to defeat the head of the Skull Pods, Aeroskull. GORE and Sergeant Shy Guy return to Earth to deal with the mysterious troublemakers Wogan and Togan, only to wind up battling a no-longer friendly GreatLuigi.

The OGers all eventually make their way into the Apocalypse. Brooser joins in on the battle with Akujin, but is creamed. Yami and GORE wind up battling Dr. Beezlebub. Dark Jim pretends to make a sacrifice and stays behind while Brooser leaves with Introbulus and Jim. But Dark Jim betrays Introbulus and absorbs Jim, while Robobulus kills Introbulus and sets off an explosion that seemingly kills Brooser. Elsewhere, Fusion and Black Skull Dragoshi explore Krad in order to find the secrets of BSD's past.

Akujin then decides to blow up Earth with the X Bomb, which transforms into an X Bombinator and is sent to Earth. Yami and GORE are temporarily distracted by decoy X Bombs sent by Phil. But they are able to defeat Phil and discover Earth's imminent destruction. The remaining OGers (Yami Yoshi, GORE, That Guy, ???, and Legion) then suit up to battle both Akujin and the X Bombinator and save Earth. But they are defeated, and Earth is destroyed. Luckily, the OGers are recovered by PL and recuperate on the Flying Monkey in preparation for the next battle with the MPVP.

Quotes

Gamechamp: ROLL CALL! Jet 1, right foot! Useful for air travel! Jet 2, left foot! ...Same as Jet 1! Jet 3, torso! That's the race-winner!

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Yellow: Umm... Blue... aren't we supposed to be, you know, finding Gamechamp?

Blue: I think so...

Yellow: So... why is it taking so long in a car when Black got there in like 5 seconds?

Blue: Simple: Black was needed in the story at that point, while we were just a bunch of extras. The extras take longer than the main story people.

Yellow: ... that just plain doesn't make sense.

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Beezle: You're no match for my ultimate machine, you pitiful weaklings!

GORE: (whispers) C'mon Yami, we need to do this!

YY: Yeah, we're the only good heterosexual duo!

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YY: I can't let you do this!

*A bruised YY dives after the Bombinator while stretching out his tongur to catch the bomb. Closer... closer... only and inch way, aaannnddd... EUREK- Wait, what? Akujin grabs Yami's tail at the last second, tossing him back into space while the X-Bomb hurtles into the Earth. Seconds later... the blue plant explodes.*

Yami: I can't believe it. We... failed. (passes out)