The OnGoing Adventures of the GCPA

Start: May 6, 2005
End: July 30, 2005
Timeline: Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada
Writers: GORE-ILLA, That Krazy Dude, Lupine, Scruffy, Nemo, The Guz, No Name
Main Cast: Captain Monkeyman Scruffy, Bob Saget, Que Pasa, Chef Lupine Shadow, That Krazy Dude, Skanky Siren, various other GCPA members.
Archive: Read the Story

Overview

The first actual OG in the Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada series, but there were several chat stories written beforehand. It was written by GORE-ILLA and his friends from school in a My Space group and follows a fun, simplistic approach to OGing, although it sometimes got crowded with the large amount of characters.

Two further installments were made- The Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada Prequel and The Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada Sequel.

Also the only OG archived on the OG Wiki to use the F-Word. Not "Firetruck". The other one.

Plot Summary

The GCPA found themselves puzzled by their two latest adversaries, Gary Coleman and Bill Cosby, whom had somehow gained telemarketer-like regenerative abilities. After a detour into space and a fight with the demented midget Mithos, the GCPA decided to hunt down four Crystal Skulls for big cash. So the GCPA split up, and had encounters with Count Gonad and other villains during their individual journeys.

It was at this time that That Krazy Dude was seduced by the dark side. His brother, That Not Sane Dude, convinced him to become Darth Moose, apprentice to the mysterious Darth Tang. Darth Tang, later revealed to be Bob Saget, was the one who was splicing random celebrities, including himself, with telemarketer DNA. Bob Saget's influence soon led Darth Moose to toss his own brother into a stampede of wildebeest.

The pirates soon regroup and head for the moon in search of the last Crystal Skulls, while battling enemies like Richard Simmons and Micheal Jackson. There were also more personal battles- No Name battled Darth Moose, while Captain Monkeyman Scruffy faced off with his childhood friend, the Pink Ninja. Pink Ninja eventually reformed and joined the crew. The GCPA found Darth Tang's castle and decided to storm it, only to watch in horror as the full set of Crystal Skulls transformed into demonic beasts- a monkey, a pigeon, a turtle and Dave Coulier.

After battling a fused monster made up of part of Full House's cast plus Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, the GCPA faced Bob Saget in one big final battle. They finally were able to reach out to Darth Moose, convincing him to turn against Bob Saget. After a long battle, Scruffy delivered the final blow to destroy Bob Saget. But following Saget's death, the GCPA was sucked into a giant tornado formed from the remains of Saget's awesome energy, resulting in the crew being completely seperated and scattered across the cosmos. Scruffy wound up landing on the deck of the Golden Cheesecake by Mr. T, and together they set out to recover the missing crew members.

Active Crew Members

Captain Monkeyman Scruffy, Que Pasa, Chef Lupine Shadow, Stampede, Salama and Jebus (The coolest one of them all!), along with Wally the Raccoon are shown as crew members at the story's beginning. Skanky Siren, eLfa, Nemo, Mini-Myself, Patten McGroin, Mr. T and Pink Ninja all join the crew over the course of the story. No Name eventually appeared as a crew member in the story- since he was seen joining the crew in The Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada Prequel, it was explained that his absence was due to being held prisoner by the navy for years. Carlo and Diego also make small appearances throughout the story, and they'd return as actual pirate characters (Edwin and Shiny Stallone, respectively) in later installments.

Quotes

Reginald ValJohnson (Karl): Surrender now, Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada and spare yourselves a humiliating defeat followed by a horrid death! If you thought those Full House losers were tough, wait till you see... where did they go?

Jaleel White (Urkel): Hm let me check!

*Jaleel White runs towards the staircase, but he trips and knocks over a column which then blocks off the staircase.*

Jaleel White: Did I do that?

Reginald: Go home Steve.

Jaleel White: (morphs into Sonic the Hedgehog and runs away) Gotta slide, clyde!

Reginald: I hate it when he does that.