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They then try to focus on finding Bob Saget's new apprentice. They wind up searching the hood with little luck although they are able to recruit a new crewmate, [[Karl]]. No Name starts turning evil every other posts with a few nonsensical darth names. They wind up facing more enemies organized by Saget's apprentice, such as the [[Unholy Alliance]], No Name's evil clone brother [[Mors]] and eventually the [[Faculty of Doom]]. It is the last of these three that are able to overpower and capture all the GCPA and imprison them on a desert island. However, Mr. T and Patten McGroin are overlooked, at which point they organize a rescue mission to the school, being joined by [[Rafael]] along the way. Around the same time Saget's apprentice is revealed as [[Eugene Levy]] when he executes Mors, being bent on becoming "The Man". | They then try to focus on finding Bob Saget's new apprentice. They wind up searching the hood with little luck although they are able to recruit a new crewmate, [[Karl]]. No Name starts turning evil every other posts with a few nonsensical darth names. They wind up facing more enemies organized by Saget's apprentice, such as the [[Unholy Alliance]], No Name's evil clone brother [[Mors]] and eventually the [[Faculty of Doom]]. It is the last of these three that are able to overpower and capture all the GCPA and imprison them on a desert island. However, Mr. T and Patten McGroin are overlooked, at which point they organize a rescue mission to the school, being joined by [[Rafael]] along the way. Around the same time Saget's apprentice is revealed as [[Eugene Levy]] when he executes Mors, being bent on becoming "The Man". | ||
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Revision as of 12:36, 30 January 2009
Start: I'll check later
End: January 30, 2009
Timeline: Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada
Writers: That Krazy Dude, Scruffy, Lupine, No Name, GORE-ILLA, Jebus.
Main Cast: Captain Monkeyman Scruffy, Que Pasa, Chef Lupine Shadow, That Krazy Dude, No Name, Eugene Levy, Shiny Stallone, Nemo Mors, various other GCPA members.
Archive: Read the Story
Overview
A sequel originally started by That Krazy Dude on the MySpace group. Not much to say... perhaps was too convulated and such, went in several different directions before dying. It started on the MySpace group, but was moved to the Gamehiker forums. Now applying defibrillators and ending this thing tonight.
Plot Summary
After the conclusion of the first story, the pirates were all scattered to the seven winds by the tornado Bob Saget left behind. Also they were all apparently sent into the future and told that Saget's new apprentice would be coming for them.
Everyone winds up enwrapped in various individual subplots, literally redefining clusterfudge. Scruffy and Mr. T train under Drew Cary and meet with a new crewmate named Lyssa, Que Pasa is sent into the Bizarro World where he is entangled in the affairs of the Goldendom Cheesecake, Lupine winds up on a desert island where he trains with his old friend/enemy Lucifer, That Krazy Dude meets mob boss Shiny Stallone and helps him in his mob war against Pauley Shore, Jebus spends time chilling with his brother, No Name explores and trains while looking back at his confusing mysterious past, Pink Ninja and eLFa are trapped on a lava planet, Salama is confused with the Buddha and meets Asian Distracting Dude, Skanky Siren and Mini-Myself are captured and enslaved by Mecha-Gorenicus, Stampede goes on an adventure through the worlds of Halo and Doom, and last but not least please never think you're least Patten McGroin winds up on a world where he is the chosen one to save monkeys from an apocalypse.
Eventually the storylines begin to converge and close up. That Krazy Dude defeats Pauley Shore while meeting an alchemist named Edwin and being reunited with No Name in the process, and they set off with The Dreamer whom they decide to bring along as their new navigator to find the rest of the crew. Nemo dies and respawns in a variety of locations in order to guide them to the rest of the GCPA. Que Pasa inspires Ruffy to start a mutiny against Captain Extremely Sane Guy which ultimately fails when Nan Deska appears and tries to kill/seduce Que Pasa (the seduction part being a twist I regret after seeing SOAP did the same thing with Wario Jr. in Gamehiker Member OG V, and the very idea that I used the same plot twist as MJ even unintentionally makes me hate this part), but Que Pasa overcomes and defeats him in a Cowboy Bebop parody. Afterwards the crew is mostly reunited save for Jebus, Siren and Mini-Myself, although the latter are retrieved several posts later after being frequently forgotten.
They then try to focus on finding Bob Saget's new apprentice. They wind up searching the hood with little luck although they are able to recruit a new crewmate, Karl. No Name starts turning evil every other posts with a few nonsensical darth names. They wind up facing more enemies organized by Saget's apprentice, such as the Unholy Alliance, No Name's evil clone brother Mors and eventually the Faculty of Doom. It is the last of these three that are able to overpower and capture all the GCPA and imprison them on a desert island. However, Mr. T and Patten McGroin are overlooked, at which point they organize a rescue mission to the school, being joined by Rafael along the way. Around the same time Saget's apprentice is revealed as Eugene Levy when he executes Mors, being bent on becoming "The Man".
The new recruits are able to escape the island, but wind up running into the Faculty of Doom in the middle of the ocean. The remnants of the Unholy Alliance arrive, but Mr. T and Patten are able to defeat them while the other pirates take down the Faculty. The original eight pirates are left on the island and wind up battling Eugene Levy, who has transformed into THE MAN, but they are all easily crushed. Nemo arrives from literally nowhere and copies their powers which he uses in conjunction with their weapons to overpower and defeat THE MAN, then exile him into another canon. The GCPA are then able to finally reunited and set sail again.
Pirate Roster
The OG starts out with the same active group from the previous OG. It also depicts Asian Distracting Dude, Edwin, The Dreamer, Shiny Stallone, Lyssa, Karl, Frenchie and One-Armed Willy's joining the crew. This also contains the only appearance of Jebus's second character, Samurai Anti-Sony, who was negated by the author shortly afterwards before he could even meet the crew/
Quotes
Narrator: A FFVII battle sequence starts and boss music plays.
Scruffy: You know this "Time" meter thing is a bitch in da ass!
Mr. T: T agree with you, and I look like that Barret fool!
Mr. T: It's not over till the foolish obese lady who ate to much McDonalds sings!
*Mr. T looks around the lair, until he sees a low-wage immigrant worker plastering a newly made wall. The immigrant worker looks back*
Immigrant Worker: Orale compadre, no vas hacer lo que yo creo que vas hacer?
Mr. T: Shut yo jibba jabba foo'! This way suckas!
*Mr. T grabs one of the chairs which look a lot like the mall area chairs and throws it at the freshly plastered wall, shattering it into thousands of tiny polygonal squares*
Immigrant worker: Mi pare!!!