Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada

Start: May 2005
End: Never
Timeline: Nonexistant

History

The pirate crew started out as an injoke by a man named Abraham, who adopted the pirate alias of Captain Monkeyman Scruffy. Enlisting other pirates into his crew, it was eventually his 'first mate' (GORE-ILLA) who thought of naming the pirate ship the Golden Cheesecake, as an homage to the power of cheesecake in other OGs. After a chat story was made between the captain and first mate, an OG was formed on a My Space group. Eventually the series moved to Gamehiker forums.

The series itself is focused around zany, off-the-wall stories probably only surpassed by The Life and Adventures of Miyamoto in the area of random humor, somewhat of a fusion of One Piece and

Futurama. It revolves around the adventures of the Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada, a rapidly-expanding merry band of pirates.

The Cast

GCPA

Members of the crew, in order of joining.
Captain Monkeyman Scruffy
Que Pasa
Chef Lupine Shadow
Wally the Raccoon
That Krazy Dude
No Name
Stampede the Marksman
Salama
Jebus
Skanky Siren
Nemo
eLfa
Mini-Myself
Patten McGroin
Mr. T
Pink Ninja
Edwin
Asian Distracting Dude
The Dreamer
One-Armed Willy
Frenchie
Robosexual

Villains

Various villainous celebrities, such as Gary Coleman, Bill Cosby, Whoopi Goldberg, Christopher Lee, Henry Winkler, and the root of all the GCPA's troubles, Bob Saget.
School teachers including Mr. Noble and Dr. T.
Gorenicus
Mithos
Captain Duck-Hand Frzlngd and the World Navy.
Morgorrrn
Count Gonad
The Mounty
Mr. Fatigue
A group of modern-day pirates led by Captain Ben Dover
Dorner
Gold Roger
The Goldendom Cheesecake Pirate Armada of Bizarro World.
Mors
The Unholy Alliance
Faculty of Doom

OGs

The series so far as three OGs:

The OnGoing Adventures of the GCPA
The Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada Sequel
The Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada Prequel

In addition, there have been a number of GCPA Sidequests. Unlike the normal stories, these are unconnected to the main stroylines and are usually written in either chat rooms or at a single computer by one or multiple authors.

Notes

Everything in the series is canon.
Old Man Golem, a crazy desert hermit, considers this to be the true third generation.