Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada
Start: May 2005
End: Never
Timeline: Variable
History
The pirate crew started out as an injoke by a man named Abraham, who adopted the pirate alias of Captain Monkeyman Scruffy. Enlisting other pirates into his crew, it was eventually his 'first mate' (GORE-ILLA) who thought of naming the pirate ship the Golden Cheesecake, as a homage to the power of cheesecake in other OGs. After a chat story was made between the captain and first mate, an OG was formed on a MySpace group. Eventually the series moved to Gamehiker forums.
The series itself is focused around zany, off-the-wall stories probably only surpassed by The Life and Adventures of Miyamoto in the area of random humor, somewhat of a fusion of One Piece and Futurama. It revolves around the adventures of the Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada, a rapidly-expanding merry band of pirates.
The Cast
GCPA
Members of the crew, in order of joining.
Captain Monkeyman Scruffy
Que Pasa
Chef Lupine Shadow
Wally the Raccoon
That Krazy Dude
No Name
Stampede the Marksman
Salama
Jebus
Skanky Siren
Nemo
eLFa
Mini-Myself
Patten McGroin
Mr. T
Pink Ninja
Edwin
Asian Distracting Dude
Shiny Stallone
The Dreamer
One-Armed Willy
Frenchie
Karl
Lyssa
Robosexual
Babyface McTraitorpants
White Panther
Other allies of the GCPA include Ramone, Rafael and Mr. Feeny.
Villains
Various villainous celebrities, such as Gary Coleman, Bill Cosby, Whoopi Goldberg, Christopher Lee, Henry Winkler, and the root of all the GCPA's troubles, Bob Saget.
School teachers including Mr. Noble and Dr. T.
Gorenicus
Mithos
Captain Duck-Hand Frzlngd and the World Navy.
Morgorrrn
Count Gonad
The Mounty
Mr. Fatigue
A group of modern-day pirates led by Captain Ben Dover
Dorner
Gold Roger
The Goldendon Cheesecake, a Navy crew of Bizarro World.
Mors
The Unholy Alliance
Faculty of Doom
Vagineta and the ninjas
Sir Nicholas and The Vikings
Bronze Cobra Conspiracy
OGs
The series so far as three OGs:
The OnGoing Adventures of the GCPA
The Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada Sequel
The Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada Prequel
In addition, there have been a number of GCPA Sidequests. Unlike the normal stories, these are unconnected to the main storylines and are usually written in either chat rooms or at a single computer by one or multiple authors.
The GCPA has also made a guest appearance in Gamehiker Member OG VIII: The Final Parody.
Wacky Continuity Explanation
The GCPA-Earth is in S-Space, imagined by a dying LSD addict during his last acid trip. This Earth is unstable and so constantly shifts into various Earths across various universes and timelines - thus explaining how the pirates appear in various OGs where the continuities don't quite match up.
Other Media
A low budget GCPA film, known as The Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada Movie: Gorilla of Fate was once made by a portion of the crew for a last minute Biology assignment in 2005.
A second, better quality movie, The Golden Cheesecake Pirate Armada Movie II: Secret of The Guz is currently in production and set for release sometime in Early 2008.
Additionally, a GCPA television series is being developed to run with the school's 411 program. The first episode, a Christmas special, is in post-production. Though intended for the Christmas 411 shown December 22, 2007, it had to be pushed back to January as it could not be completely edited in time (and then again to February). The intention is for six monthly episodes, but that might no longer work due to the various delays of the first episode, which leave about three and a half months (four if it can be done in June) in which the remaining five episodes would be made and aired..
Notes
- Everything in the series is canon.
- Old Man Golem, a crazy desert hermit, considers this to be the true third generation.