Gamehiker Member OG X: The Shrack of Neely

• Start: January 15, 2009
• End: Ongoing
• Timeline: Good Timeline
• Writers: GORE-ILLA, Luiigii of the Pipes, Masamune, Thekir Byofdeath, Retro Belmont, Golem, Vorpal, Nintenfreak, Kinoko
• Cast: Robert Stack, Masamune, Dargo, Mega Man X, Zora, Yoshiman, Flutter, Penny Hawtstuff, Dodo, Rhykette, Dargo-X, Jed, Retro, Sub Boss, Clerk, Luigi_64 Woman, Barbershop Triumpirate, GORE-ILLA, MPOM, Topanga, Ronnie, Yami Yoshi, Steve T, Straw Man, Officer, EVIL Scientist Dude, Sigmund, Dixie Kenya, Lynel, Thrakun, Luiigii, Patrolman, Warden, Arab Dude, Vorpal, Ditto McCloaker, Caykface, Caykzor, Evil Golem, Lobsterio, Scientist, Scientist 2, Rocky, Murasame, Lt. Codtrooper, Kaminaru, Doctor, Goatherder, Slave, Robot, Farmer Jon, Miss Z, Caykface II, Kaiser Bear VIII, Loogi, Wariofan 13, Sarugerm, Wario Jr., Dark Ditto, Sapphire, Donkey Man, ESD, Magikoopa, Smallman, Fera, Big Al, Mario Jr., Marin, Tiffa, Chizu, Enthree, Kanenobu, Guard A, AaronGuy, Saru, PL-0TT, Introbulus, Cerulea, Bat-Ear Mirawk, Liger, 64 Mask, Youma Ganon, Old Golem, Cindy, Luigi 64, 64 Security Jerk, Isis, Gorman, Rebe, Prisoners, Announcer, Gestapos, Ultraviolet, Infrared, Vorpriest, Kuria, Vorpeasants, Vorpope, Vorpal Plushie, Kid Vid, Cobalt Blue, Ashley, Nintenfreak, Kaiser Bear XXX, Wrange Tirk, Fuzzball, Vorpal Demon, Wariofan63, Misty, John Wayne, Kinoko, Señor Abbots, Nintenduck, Kester, Cod Almighty, Death, St. Peter, God, Another Man, Weisheit, Ushutar, Father Time, Dr. Hand, Weenie Boy, Rojo, Vorpcalibur,
• First Appearances: Kinoko, Infrared, Ultraviolet, Nintenduck

Plot Summary

Part 1: Stalking Ms. Z

Stuff's coming. Read below if it helps clear up the confusion.

Time Jump

2009

• Old Golem revives Luigi 64 and Isis with the power of the six plot devices. Jed, Retro, Fera, Dargo-X, and Rhykette escape into the future. GORE, Luiigii, and Vorpal are taken captive while Masamune, Yoshiman, Flutter, and Big Al escapes.
• Big Al goes back to steal TASTS from Old Golem with the help of his family, but they fail and his parents are killed. He and Enthree go into hiding.

2014

• Masamune leads a resistance alongside Rhyk, Sapphire, Donkeyman and others. Magikoopa sells them out in exchange for the Holy Plot Device (Reverb), which grants him immortality. Flutter and Yoshiman are captured, while Rhyk sacrifices himself to destroy as much as he can of Magikoopa. To keep them quiet, Old Golem and Luigi 64 hand out the rest of the plot devices:
  • Now a brain, Magikoopa turns himself to experimenting on robots and kidnapping women.
  • GORE uses PL-0TT to become human and chooses to live quietly.
  • Vorpal uses the Limitless Drive to create a thousand of himself and be with all of his loves.
  • Flutter uses the Writer's Chair to gain decapitating powers.
  • Yoshiman uses Quez to create Guanamannistan, where his personalities all reside.
  • Luiigii guards the Shrack of Neely from the others. He buys out Donkeyman's Mariorockses.
• With Golem still away, Donkeyman and Sapphire marry.

2015

• Cobalt is born.

2016

• Ashley is born.

2019

• Dodo is killed and Masamune's resistance collapses.

20XX

• Big Al starts his own resistance in Disneyland with his former students, while Enthree is kidnapped by Team Rocket Omega.
• Golem returns from his time traveling with Mr. T and Scruffy and infiltrates the lair of the new gods.

2028

• Luiigii tries to start his own rebellion, but is thoroughly turned down. He harasses the others, kills Donkeyman and drives Sapphire insane (or more?!), so they turn on him and Ashley kills him. She moves to Guanamannistan to work for SteveT and the Knights, while Cobalt joins Straw Man and the Cowboys in lieu of his family falling apart.
• Masamune takes up Donkeyman's position and revives Misty, recently killed by Vorpal.
• Vorpal becomes the Vorpriest after seeing all of his doppelgangers lose their loves so as to console them. Flutter rents the lab under his Vorthedral.
• GORE takes Rebe with him after Luiigii's death to help her forget her new pain.

2029

• Murasame swaps souls with Masamune and turns him to stone.

2034

• Jed and co. finally arrive. Story resumes.

Part 2: Twenty-Five Years Later

Other stuff's coming.

Homages and Trivia

(Yes there's already trivia)

• The name of the OG references the famous topic by Director.
• Also, the dystopian future partially parodies the Subspace RPG's Five Years Later plotline.
• Party Goers References
  • Zora, Cindy, and Luigi 64 were in the original Party Goers and consequently Golem's first friends. Yoshiman, Flutter, and Big Al appeared in other early stories.
  • Mega Man X was an author character that led Replaforce, a persistent foe of the Party Goers starting in Party Goers 3.
  • Dargo was a character from Party Goers 15 and Party Goers 16.
  • Rhykette made her original appearance in Party Goers 16.
  • Isis appeared in Party Goers Heroes.
• Member OG References
  • Chief Sigmund is a minor character from Member OG 7.
  • The Four Elemental Warriors (Introbulus, Cerulea, Saru, and Mirawk) appear to protect the four plot devices that also originated from that series.
  • In prison, some minor MOG villains are seen, like Shade, Koopa, Yahtzee Dubloons and others. Sergeant Shy Guy is also mentioned due to Masa's confusion as to whether or not he is a villain.
• Mega Mega Extreme Doki Doki Panik
  • Ditto McCloaker becoming president refers to Mega Mega Extreme Doki Doki Panik. The Gamehikers visited that timeline in Gamehiker Member OG VIII.
  • Dodo is now the Secretary of State in the Ditto Administration. In the MMEDDP series, he was the Secretary of Education.
  • One of the potential villains that Vorpal suggests is an Axis of Ebil of terrorist nations funded by Santa Claus. This was in fact the plot of Mega Mega Extreme Doki Doki Panik 4: The Axis of Ebil.
• Epic Goers
  • Retro Belmont suggests Clyde as a potential villain that could be responsible for the Sweet Sixteen. Clyde is in fact a major villain in the Epic Goers series of which Retro is a main character.
  • Retro complains that office supply powers, while extremely useful, are silly compared to Pixels, which are the source of Retro's powers in Epic Goers
  • Fera Praag's inclusion, as well as references to her being more interesting when she's pregnant, refer to Epic Goers.
  • Jed saying he'd "shrackin' do it, don't think [he] won't" referring to killing himself is a reference to how he purposely got himself killed in Epic Goers.
• Other OGs
  • The Vorpriest was first used in the Norwegia edition of Nichibutsu.
  • Penny Hawtstuff, originally from The Loophole, appears as Masamune's new secretary.
  • Rhykette being a waitress for Masamune forshadows her job as a waitress in Galaxy Goers.
  • Vorpal saying he stole Easter once is a reference to Holiday Goers Bonus Short: How the Vorpal Stole Easter
  • Masamune's submarine in the future references Gamehiker Member OG Holiday Special: Happy Father's Day, Masa! where he has the same otherwise useless submarine that only goes underwater. Chronologically they take place at around the same point in time as well.

Stories in the Gamehiker Member OG series.

Main Series: I - II - III - IV - V - VII - VI - VIII - IX - X - XI Sidequests: ENGLAND??? - FRANCE??? - MAGIKOOPA??? Holiday Specials: Merry Christmas - Father's Day Other: Galaxy Goers - Ultimate Galaxy Goers